Disclaimer: Harry Potter isn't mine Oo... niether is Sponge Bob... life's a bitch, huh?
Title: A Day in HP Land
Rating: PG-13 (language and... other... stuff o_o;)
First-hand A/N: This is Ashlee, just to let you people know. Okay, since Kendra is at her grandma's and doesn't have access to her own computer, me and Eleni are bored, so we're gonna go ahead and write the third chapter.
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The next morning, Ashlee woke up, all wrapped tightly in the material from her canopy. She looked up and saw an Ash-shaped hole in it. Then she got up and walked over to Kendra's bed, and climbed up on top of the canopy where her friend was still fast asleep. Suddenly, both their weights combined caused the canopy fabric to break, and they both fell through. Ashlee bounced off of Kendra's mattress, and Kendra still stayed sleeping. Then Ashlee stood up, grabbed the material her friend was now covered with, and yelled:
"RING! RING! RING! I AM YOUR AUTOMATED ALARM CLOCK! GET UP!" But she didn't. Ashlee made a face, turned around to start getting ready, but then turned back around when Kendra coughed... in a sick way. It looked like Kendra was going to miss out on classes today.
So after realising her friend wasn't going to accompany her to class, Ashlee got dressed, brushed her teeth, combed her hair, and grabbed her things. She headed downstairs and then bumped into Eleni. Eleni was wrapped in a silver and green blanket of the traditional Slytherin colours. Since there was no way to see through it, she had her arms spread out wide like a blind person.
"The light! Oh, the blinding light! I'm gonna melt!" She grabbed Ashlee's hair and started to tug on it. Then, smartly, she decided to make eye holes. She saw who's hair she was grabbing, and let go of it. "Oh. Hello there, friend. Off to classes are you?" Ashlee nodded, fixed her hair, and then spoke.
"Yep. Kennah's sick today, so you won't see her," she explained. Eleni nodded her blanketed head.
"I told her not to eat that old sandwich! I knew it'd make her sick... that's what she gets for daring herself to do something!" She shook her fist. "No one ever listens to Eleni... nope, nope... damn people..." Students who passed her gave her very odd looks. Some girls even giggled. "HEY YOU LITTLE PUNKS!" Eleni shouted angrily at them. "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN' AT, HUH?!" Then she rolled up her robe sleeves under the blanket. "Wanna make somethin' of it? Come here! I eat kids like you for breakfast!" Then she began to chase them down the hall, until finally they disappeared around the corner, screaming and terrified. "That should do it," Eleni said, coming back and rubbing her hands together. "I always give them nightmares." Even though Ashlee couldn't see her face, she knew that Eleni was wearing a very satisfied, yet creepy grin on her under the blanket.
"Okay, uh... we should get to breakfast... now... I guess..." Ashlee said, nervous that her friend was going crazy. Eleni only nodded, and the two walked into the Great Hall and took their seats at their different tables.
After breakfast, they went their separate ways and off to their daily classes. Since this was the start of term, Ashlee expected the teachers to ask if the students had any questions. Ashlee's first class for the morning was Potions. Goodie.
"Now, before we begin, do any of you have any... questions?" Professor Snape asked darkly, staring at Ashlee's brain-dead expression when he enunciated the word 'questions'. Then Ashlee snapped out of her 'trance' and raised her hand high in the air. "Yes?"
"Uh... boxers or briefs?" A stupid grin broke out on her face. The whole class began bursting out in giggles and fits of wild laughter. Maybe Ashlee was the best thing to come to Hogwarts for a long time. A little laughter in the dungeons was all anyone ever needed. Or so they all thought.
"I will not tolerate any stupidity in this class! Miss Haa—" and he was cut short, trying to pronounce her last name that was printed out on a sheet of all the first years' last names.
"Haa-vis-to... not Haa-vees-to," she said, correcting him as best as she could. He rolled his eyes in disgust at her.
"Miss Haavisto, I would like you to write a two page essay on how to make a Love Potion, why they are banned from use, and what the effects of a Love Potion on the normal person. Due Thursday," he said. And so class went on, and Ashlee was already brainstorming on what she would write for her paper that was due in two days.
Over at Charms, Eleni (who was now in her robes and relieved of the blanket) was learning how to make things 'disappear' and 'magically reappear' wherever your wand tip was pointed at. They were all given different items, and Eleni, who was handed a simple, yellow sponge, started practising the spell right away. Then she noticed that there was a puddle on the floor behind her. Probably from Peeves. So she dipped the sponge in it, and the yellow square became squishy and wet. Then Eleni took a little Sponge Bob suit out of her bag and dressed the sponge up.
"There now, don't you look just adorable?" she said, smiling at her handy work. And then was the time for the spell. She made the 'mini-Sponge Bob' disappear. Next she pointed her wand tip at Professor Flitwick's face, and muttered: "Reapprio!" The next moment, Professor Flitwick was running around the class room and screaming, the little sponge, yellow and wet clinging to his face. Eleni laughed quietly in her seat.
At dinner, everything was the same as the night before. Again, Ashlee wanted to run around the Hall, trying to poke the Fat Friar in the stomach, but he never even showed up, for fear of her evil poking powers. At the Slytherin table, Eleni waved to Ashlee and then went back to talking with other people that were sitting by her.
"RON!" Ashlee gasped. "STOP THINKING ABOUT DIRTY LAUNDRY THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN!... There are young children about us..." And she stared around at everyone, twitching her left eye madly.
"Hey you guys," Eleni said, suddenly beginning to whisper. She leaned her head in low to the table, and a few others did too. "I have a question for you."
"Yeah?" Draco Malfoy said quietly, his eyes wide with interest. Eleni looked around, both left and right, and up and down before stating her question.
"Do you ever wonder what your furniture is doing while you're not home?"
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A/N: I'm hoping Kendra isn't mad at me and Eleni for this... but I'm sure she'll be glad when she sees more reviews for the story (... hint, hint...). :B Eleni and me hope you enjoyed, and please, as always, r/r! I also apologise for Kendra not including a disclaimer for the first two chapters... this disclaimer goes along with them.
