Disclaimer: THEY'LL ALL BELONG TO J.K. o_O So go away. And uh. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun doesn't belong to us either. 0o;
Title: A Day in HP Land
Rating: PG-13 (language and... other... stuff o_o;)
Note: O_o! IT'S ASHLEE HERE. Lol. Me and Eleni have been wanting to continue this ficlet again... so yeah. We're just gonna. ;D Kendz will come back... sometime... e_e BUT FOR NOW. She won't be here. o.O; We'll make up some excuse for her absence, lol. xD Well. Enjoy.
By now, Ashlee had now earned many names for herself. Not bad names, though. Just a bunch of silly nicknames. She didn't mind many. But some got on her nerves. The Slytherins especially liked to tease her about it. They would be in large groups, traveling through the halls, whispering and snickering in her direction. If I wasn't such an idiot, I'd... Ashlee would always begin in her mind, but she would then lose interest and be distracted by something else.
Fortunately, Eleni had not teased Ashlee. Well. Not a whole lot like her other house mates. She found it more interesting to smack her stashed away piƱata, which was filled with assorted, silky thongs. Of course, Eleni had affectionately named the snowman-shaped object Ass'ee, after her best buddy. She wasn't ever sure which part was more fun; whacking it or watching the thongs rain down. Anyway, she always felt that it could relieve any stress that she had accumulated over the last few weeks of being at the magical school.
Speaking of that, that up and coming Saturday would be Eleni and Ashlee's one month 'anniversary' at Hogwarts. It would technically be Kendra's as well... but she had gone home for the Christmas break, so she wouldn't be celebrating it with them. So Ashlee and Eleni had planned to sneak out of the castle and go to Hogsmeade with all the kids in third year and up. Ashlee had cleverly stolen the Marauder's Map from Harry Potter just the other night, so she and Eleni were set for the weekend.
However, Eleni wanted to go on a big adventure. She felt restless, locked up inside the cold and almost empty castle. So that morning at breakfast, she strode over to the Gryffindor table and sat down next to Ashlee. "Hey. Guess what?" she said to the other girl, looking this way and that mischievously. It took a while for Ashlee to look up from her toast. Of course, Eleni was patient. She knew Ashlee's head was a bit slow while in the presence of toast.
"Hnn... yeah?" Ashlee replied. Eleni grinned.
"I just had this crazy idea!" She didn't wait for Ashlee to speak. "Well. Since pretty much everyone's gone home for the holidays, I thought that we could do some exploring of the Forbidden Forest. You are the only one who will go with me, anyway. And I heard a rumour that the LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN lives there! So, what do you say? Are you in?" Ashlee looked up dully. Eleni nodded, her smile widening eerily. Then Ashlee's face brightened up.
"YEAH! Let's go!" she half shouted. Eleni whapped her lightly on the head and then dragged her out of the Great Hall.
"C'mon, you dork. We gotta first plan our 'escape'. ASHLEE, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!" Nope. She wasn't, really. She had left Eleni to chat with Peeves, the infamous poltergeist. They were just about to start talking about how Peeves had dropped a bowl of pudding upon the heads of a few Ravenclaw girls when Eleni suddenly grabbed Ashlee by the arm and proceeded to drag her away again. She said a rushed apology to Peeves and then they rounded a corner. Ashlee just smiled and went along while Eleni headed towards the Library.
The two of them sat down at a table in the far back of the room. "Wait here," Eleni told Ashlee and she then got up and disappeared. A few minutes she came back, hauling a large book with her. She nearly dropped it on the table top but didn't care how loud of a noise it made. Within seconds Eleni had begun to flip it open and finally she found the page she was looking for. "Lookie here!" she exclaimed. Ashlee did indeed look, and gasped.
"WoOt!" she exclaimed. Eleni smacked her friend not-so-lightly across the cheek and then pointed down at the page again.
"'The Lucky Charms Leprechaun is a creature of speed and trickery. He does not like to be disturbed and he is rarely seen. However, he will be powerless if you are able to steal is Lucky Charms. Anyone who possesses his Magical Marshmallows will be able to command a whole cereal factory. However, no human let alone other creature has ever been able to obtain the Leprechaun's Lucky Charms, so it is basically impossible to try. Yes, that means any children who are looking at this page right now and are forming a little plan in their mindless heads should not attempt to steal the Magical Marshmallows because they will be screwed in the end as well, as much as they don't like to believe it.'" Ashlee just stared blankly at the ceiling as Eleni read aloud. The older girl slammed the book shut. "Damn them for saying that! I should just burn this book while I have the chance!" But before she would whip out her handy dandy silver and star engraved lighter, Ashlee let out a loud sneeze. And all over the book.
"Bless me," she said stupidly, grinning like a monkey on crack. Eleni's left eye twitched and she dared not even touch the book.
"Yeah, bless you... whatever. Let's get out of here. We've got more planning to do." So, with that pointless trip to the Library out of the way, Eleni lead Ashlee out of the book-filled wing and to the unused girl's bathroom. They ignored Moaning Myrtle's sniffling and sat on the tile floor. "All righty," Eleni began, a twisted smile forming on her lips. "I say we use a HUGE roll of duct tape... yeah... and uh. A bucket of molasses will be good. Those little people sure do love the shit. And... um... some butterflies! For a nice pretty effect in the end!" Ashlee nodded enthusiastically.
"Can we use my giant mallot, too?!" she asked, grinning from ear to ear. Eleni raised an eyebrow, but nodded soon after.
"Yes, I suppose so. Man I wish Kendz was here to help us. It's going to be a bit hard catching the little bastard on our own. But anyway! Can you conjure up some of that molasses I was talkin' about earlier?" This was Ashlee's chance to prove herself. She pulled out her wand and pointed it at the floor.
"Oogahluh... smoolgefloo... kachinkeeperu!" she stated. Suddenly, a large, metal bucket of the thick, gloppy substance appeared before them. Eleni cackled maniacally.
"Yes. Now. I'll just steal the tape from Mr. Filch's office. Meanwhile, I need you to get along upstairs, find your mallot, and meet me outside. 'Kay?" Ashlee nodded her head again and Eleni wondered if anything in there bounced around. They slapped each other a sloppy high-five and went their separate ways.
Ashlee stood by the edge of the forest, eager for what awaited them on their adventure. Eleni had not yet shown up; Ashlee figured it was because she had either been caught, or she had let her fetish of duct tape overcome her and she was wrapping it around her head like a turban. Just as the girl was about to turn and head back up to the castle, she heard a shout and immediately knew Eleni had arrived.
"Hey there, friend!" Ashlee greeted, twitching her eyes. Eleni let out a short laugh and then strode past her.
"Well, are you ready?" She stood proudly in front of the forest, waiting for a reply. Without turning around she repeated, "Ash, are you READY?" Still nothing. "ASH!" Then she faced her friend and scowled. "Ash... how many times MUST I tell you? DON'T MUTILATE THE SQUIRRELS." Yes. Mutilate. That's what Ashlee had done.
"But squirrels are just so... so... EVIL. You can see it in their evil little eyes and hear it in their evil little squirrel-talk..." Ashlee than began to babble on and on about their 'evil little ways', but Eleni just sighed, rolled her eyes, and dragged the girl up and into the thick trees.
A/N: O_O TOTALY. Lol. I finished. xD Well. I HOPE THIS MAKES ANYONE PROUD WHO READS IT. ;_; Please read it, might I add. e_e We need all the support we can get. Kay? Kay. Heh. Well. Tell us what you think. o_O And yes. 'A DAY IN HP LAND' IS OFFICIALLY BACK. Reminder: the title is not literal. They are there for more than a day. ; So yeah. O_o Kthen. Bye. xD
