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A/N: Yep, chapter nine is here! The Angsty God pissed me of so I decided to write a happy chapter now. Though it starts with angst. Don't worry, minna. The Heero/Duo pairing will be preserved.
Chapter Nine: Truth, Love, And That Damned Ex-Boyfriend
Heero trudged slowly down the streets of L1, heading for the bank, of all places. (A/N: Sorry, minna, for not telling you where the story takes place, but mainly, it's on L1, Duo's old home).
'He'll hate you,' muttered the voice.
'Fuck off,' Heero growled.
'He only wanted you for sex, just like Quatre. Just like Trowa wanted to get closer to Quatre,' sneered the voice. Heero could hear it laughing.
'Shut the fuck up!' he screamed. The voice's laughter got louder. Heero's vision clouded and he stumbled. Right into slightly familiar arms. Heero looked up. 'Qautre?' He blacked out.
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Heero awoke slowly and blinked into the full glare of sunlight. With an annoyed cry, he rolled out of bed. 'Out of bed?' he thought. With another scared cry, Heero stood up then promptly tripped over some shoes and fell again. "Kuso!" he yelled, glaring at the shoes. "Omae o korosu!"
"I don't think falling justifies killing my shoes," said a voice from behind. Heero turned around, then scuddled backwards in surprise.
"Q-Quatre?!" Heero mumbled. He stared at his ex-boyfriend. "W-What am I doing here...with you? Where am I?"
"You're in my temporary apartment near the bank. You fainted into my arms, so I brought you here," Quatre said. Brushing a strand of blonde hair back with his fingers.
"Fainted into your arms?" Heero whispered, dazed.
"Well, more like stumbled and blacked out, but doesn't fainted sound better?" Quatre said laughing.
"Hn," Heero muttered, standing. "Arigato, I guess. I have to leave."
Heero walked up to Quatre and then tried to walk past him. Quatre put an arm out.
"We need to talk, Hee-chan," he said.
"Don't call me that!" Heero yelled. "Only Duo can call me that! I love him! Now let me pass!"
"Stop yelling, Heero. I know you think you love him, but from what I've heard, you've only been together for less than a day," Quatre said plausibly.
'Fuck,' Heero muttered in his mind. 'He's playing on my insecurities. That bastard.' "It doesn't matter, I love him. And you coming back won't change that."
"How can you throw away what we had?!" Quatre yelled.
"HOW COULD YOU?!" Heero snarled back. "Don't start preaching love and forgiveness to me, asshole! You left me for my slutty cousin Trowa. I mean, I'd never do that to you. Ever."
"But you did. With the Chinese kid," Quatre pointed out.
"Wufei has nothing to do this! Besides, you can't be angry with me about that. I seem to recall that I was out drunk because my BOYFRIEND was currently fucking my COUSIN!" Heero said. "I believe my actions were justified." (A/N: Is it just me, or has Heero's cursing level hit the roof? ^_~)
Quatre looked like he wanted to punch a wall, but held back. "Heero," he said softly. "I still love you. I never meant to sleep with that little slut. He'd been throwing himself at me for weeks. I-"
"Couldn't control yourself? Don't give me that shit! I know how Trowa is, but I also know how you are. You could have resisted him if you wanted," Heero said. "Now step aside. I have to go apologize to my BOYFRIEND."
"You left me, Heero. Not the other way around," Quatre said. Heero began to tremble.
"I left YOU? What the fuck is wrong with you, Quatre? I find you in OUR room, in OUR bed, fucking MY slutty cousin, and you expect me to stick around?!" Heero yelled. "Did you want me to say, 'Hey Quatre. I'll be waiting right here when you're done'?"
"Heero, you misunderstood-"
"Fuck you, Quatre. Now let me pass," Heero said. He sounded tired of it all. Quatre sighed, then stepped aside. Heero walked passed him. The same moment he reached for the door knob, the door flew open. A young, brown-haired boy stood in the doorway.
"Hey, Quat, when are we leav...Heero?" the boy whispered, staring.
"Trowa," Heero said coldly.
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Duo sat dejectedly in the same seat he'd been in when Heero had started yelling. 'My Hee-chan, yelling?' Duo tried to shake the image of a normally docile Heero screaming in rage and pain. 'Why the hell did his ex have to come back now?' Duo sighed loudly and slumped bonelessly into the cushions.
"Duo?" Saotoshi called, entering the room. "Duo, are you in here?"
"Hai, Sao," Duo said. Saotoshi approached him. She put a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"Daijoubu desu ka?" she murmured, sympathetically.
"I'm fine," Duo said unconvincingly. Saotoshi, of course, picked up on it.
"Well, then I guess this call wouldn't be good at the moment. I'll tell them to call back," she said, turning to go. She was almost out when Duo's words stopped her.
"What line is it on?" he asked. Saotoshi spun around.
"Nani?" she asked.
"Tell me the line they're on. I need a distraction," Duo said.
"Not this distraction," Sao muttered, but complied. "Line three." Duo nodded and headed for the phone. Sao sighed and left the room. 'Does he really need to hear Hilde right now?' After making sure the door was closed, Sao went to the other phone and was about to hang it up when something occurred to her. She put it on speaker phone, then mute and sat down for some entertainment. (A/N: For all you dumbasses who don't know what a speaker phone is, she pretty much hit a button so that the person on the phone could be heard by the entire room).
Picking up the phone, Duo hit the call button for line three. "Moshi-moshi?" he said.
"Duo-chan? Hi! It's Hilde, honey! You coming to dinner, darling? Those reservations are still active, aren't they? Oh, I can't wait to see you! Oh, and I shopped ALL day and bought you this wonderful tie that..."
"Hilde," Duo said, sighing.
"...and it has green stripes and blue polka dots and it's soooo cute. Oh, and I bought..."
"Hilde," Duo said louder, annoyance evident in his voice.
"...and it has fluffy, cuddly ears just like you, Duo-chan. And Dorothy, you remember Dorothy, she met me there and we..."
"HILDE!" Duo yelled. There was a small 'eep' and then silence. "Hilde, honey, why did you call me?"
Obviously, Hilde was so dense she forgot Duo's outburst. "Oh, I called to make sure you were still coming to dinner..." 'Didn't I tell her I wasn't going?' Duo thought. "...and to tell you about the puppy I bought. Oh, it's so cute and cuddly and..."
"You bought a puppy?!" Duo yelled.
"Uh huh. It's a Norwegian Ridgeback Dragon Wolf Tiger Puppy. And it's soooo cute and..." Hilde continued.
"Norwegian Ridgeback Dragon Wolf...bakayaro! There is no such thing as that!" Duo yelled into the phone. There was another 'eep!'
"Th-there isn't?" Hilde asked. (A/N: Don't you just want to go in and hit her?)
"Hilde no baka," Duo muttered. He sighed. "No, Hilde. There isn't." He sighed again. "How much did you pay for it?"
"Well, since you gave me your credit card, I charged the puppy to it. The guy said the puppy was a hundred percent rare, not another like it, super expensive important, so I..."
"Hilde, just tell me how much you paid for the dog," Duo said tightly. There was silence on the other line. Then a softly spoken answer. So soft, Duo almost didn't catch it. But he did. And it shocked him for several minutes. On the other end, Hilde waited patiently.
"Duo, love? Are you still there?" she asked.
The phone trembled and shook in Duo's hand. Finally, he snapped. "TWO MILLION DOLLARS!" he shrieked. HIs voice high in disbelief.
"Uh, Duo-chan..." Hilde began.
"What the hell is wrong with you, you stupid woman?!" Duo interrupted. "Two million dollars! What idiot would believe a dog is worth more than the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOT PAID A YEAR!"
"D-Duo..." Hilde whispered on the verge of tears.
"Fuck, I dont' even think a two-year old would be that fucking stupid!" Duo yelled. "What the hell were you thinking?! Or do you even think?"
Hilde's sobs were evident now. She cried loudly into the phone.
"Shut up! Why are you crying? No wait, I'd cry if I was just as stupid as you," Duo snarled. The emotional seesaw he'd been on all day had finally tilted for the worst. And the only one who could calm him might be hours away from L1 by then. "Keep your fucking Norwegian whatever. I'll be filing a lawsuit on you for spending a shit load of my money. Unless you can pay it back. Can you?"
"N-no," Hilde sobbed, sniffing noisily. (A/N: Aww. NOT! ^_^)
"Well, then. I guess I'll see you in court," Duo said. "Oh, and I want my Gold card by the end of today or I'll send some cops to come get it for me. And find an apartment, 'cause you're not staying here." With that totally unorthodox and draining outburst, Duo slammed the phone down. After a few seconds, he realized he was still angry. 'Shit, I'll call the cops anyway.' He dialed the three digit number.
The dispatcher picked up. "Moshi-moshi?" she said.
"Hello. This is Duo Maxwell. I'd like two officers to go down to L1 Mall and detain Hilde Schbeiker and remove my Gold card off her person," Duo said. "Oh, and get my house keys while you're at it."
There was a pause and then, "Hai, Maxwell-sama." The line went dead. Duou smiled evilly. 'Being filthy rich kicks ass,' he thought. His evil deed finished, Duo went back to his original seat and sank into it. He sighed again. Somehow, even finally getting Hilde out of his life wasn't enough for him to feel better. He needed Heero.
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Saotoshi got up from rolling on the floor with laughter to hang up the phone as Duo hung up his on Hilde. She couldn't believe anyone could be so utterly STUPID as to buy a dog for two million dollars. It was probably a painted chihuahua or something. After recovering her composure, she also pressed the 'stop' button on the recorder she had put on when she realized that Duo was going to be doing some yelling. Now, she would have something entertaining when she wasn't feeling like doing work.
'Shoot, I should put this out to everyone at work!' she thought, cackling evilly.(A/N: *sweatdrop*)
After a moment of silence, she realized that Duo wasn't coming out at all. She wandered carefully towards the door and opened it barely wide enough for her to peek in. She was sure Duo hadn't noticed, especially since he was slumped in the chair again. 'Darn,so much for him not knowing I was eavesdropping,' she thought.
"Hey, should I leave the door open for the cops?" she asked, coming into the room completely.
He looked up confused and surprised. Sao just grinned innocently at him until he cracked a grin of his own. A small, barely visible one, but a grin nonetheless. Then, just as quickly as it appeared, it disappeared and he was back in his depressed, life-sucks disposition.
"Ugh! You're annoying me already!" Sao said in frustration. "God, you're starting to rub off! Just looking at you is making me all depressed. If you want him back, go after him! Stop sitting on your ass, waiting for him to come back! At this rate, that blonde-bakayaro is going to get him first just because I bet HE isn't waiting on his fat ass in a dark room IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, for the one he supposedly loves to come back to him!!"
Duo was looking at her with complete and utter surprise. Sao realized that she had just yelled at him when he was feeling down. 'Ah, fuck. Guess I better start looking for a new job now,' she thought. 'I wonder if that dumb blonde baka will hire me?' Then, Duo did something that nearly made her facefault. He SMILED! A full, Duo, everything's-right-with-the-world-but-if-it-isn't-I-don't-give-a-damn smile.
"You're right. I should go find him," Duo said, standing up after what seemed like forever. "Shit, I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna let his stalking ex-boyfriend get him before me!"
'Sounds like you're both stalking him to me,' Sao thought, but smart enough not to say it aloud. Then, she realized what he said. "Ooh! I want to go, too!" She sounded like a five-year old wanting to go to the park.
Duo sighed. "Fine. Might as well. Besides, I don't trust you not to do something crazy if Hilde shows up." Sao glared at that statement, but ignored it as she bounded out of the front door behind Duo. This was going to be extremely entertaining!
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Hai-yes
Daijoubu desu ka?-Are you all right?
Nani?-What?
Moshi-moshi-Hello (when answering the phone)
baka-idiot
bakayaro-super idiot
Hilde no baka-Hilde you idiot
Okay. What did you think? I went all out on Hilde for some reason. Do you think my writer's block frustrations are catching up with me? The last section was written by another FF.net author, Sao...again. If you liked her material, go read her stories (two originals and a Harry Potter). Just make sure you mention you were sent there by me in your review. Flames don't really matter. She'll just use it to burn you back (Sao: ^_^) And if you flame me, I'll just use it to cook some Ramen. So I thank you for helping me make a wonderful dinner. Hopefully, Sao won't steal it.
Well, REVIEW, my wonderful fans. Or the ones who haven't abandoned me. ^_^ Love ya!
P.S. The next chapter WILL be the last. And expect A LOT of humor. Oh, and vote if you want a parody chapter. Sao's helping me with it already. If you don't know what a parody is, You. Are. Stupid. *grin*
A/N: Yep, chapter nine is here! The Angsty God pissed me of so I decided to write a happy chapter now. Though it starts with angst. Don't worry, minna. The Heero/Duo pairing will be preserved.
Chapter Nine: Truth, Love, And That Damned Ex-Boyfriend
Heero trudged slowly down the streets of L1, heading for the bank, of all places. (A/N: Sorry, minna, for not telling you where the story takes place, but mainly, it's on L1, Duo's old home).
'He'll hate you,' muttered the voice.
'Fuck off,' Heero growled.
'He only wanted you for sex, just like Quatre. Just like Trowa wanted to get closer to Quatre,' sneered the voice. Heero could hear it laughing.
'Shut the fuck up!' he screamed. The voice's laughter got louder. Heero's vision clouded and he stumbled. Right into slightly familiar arms. Heero looked up. 'Qautre?' He blacked out.
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Heero awoke slowly and blinked into the full glare of sunlight. With an annoyed cry, he rolled out of bed. 'Out of bed?' he thought. With another scared cry, Heero stood up then promptly tripped over some shoes and fell again. "Kuso!" he yelled, glaring at the shoes. "Omae o korosu!"
"I don't think falling justifies killing my shoes," said a voice from behind. Heero turned around, then scuddled backwards in surprise.
"Q-Quatre?!" Heero mumbled. He stared at his ex-boyfriend. "W-What am I doing here...with you? Where am I?"
"You're in my temporary apartment near the bank. You fainted into my arms, so I brought you here," Quatre said. Brushing a strand of blonde hair back with his fingers.
"Fainted into your arms?" Heero whispered, dazed.
"Well, more like stumbled and blacked out, but doesn't fainted sound better?" Quatre said laughing.
"Hn," Heero muttered, standing. "Arigato, I guess. I have to leave."
Heero walked up to Quatre and then tried to walk past him. Quatre put an arm out.
"We need to talk, Hee-chan," he said.
"Don't call me that!" Heero yelled. "Only Duo can call me that! I love him! Now let me pass!"
"Stop yelling, Heero. I know you think you love him, but from what I've heard, you've only been together for less than a day," Quatre said plausibly.
'Fuck,' Heero muttered in his mind. 'He's playing on my insecurities. That bastard.' "It doesn't matter, I love him. And you coming back won't change that."
"How can you throw away what we had?!" Quatre yelled.
"HOW COULD YOU?!" Heero snarled back. "Don't start preaching love and forgiveness to me, asshole! You left me for my slutty cousin Trowa. I mean, I'd never do that to you. Ever."
"But you did. With the Chinese kid," Quatre pointed out.
"Wufei has nothing to do this! Besides, you can't be angry with me about that. I seem to recall that I was out drunk because my BOYFRIEND was currently fucking my COUSIN!" Heero said. "I believe my actions were justified." (A/N: Is it just me, or has Heero's cursing level hit the roof? ^_~)
Quatre looked like he wanted to punch a wall, but held back. "Heero," he said softly. "I still love you. I never meant to sleep with that little slut. He'd been throwing himself at me for weeks. I-"
"Couldn't control yourself? Don't give me that shit! I know how Trowa is, but I also know how you are. You could have resisted him if you wanted," Heero said. "Now step aside. I have to go apologize to my BOYFRIEND."
"You left me, Heero. Not the other way around," Quatre said. Heero began to tremble.
"I left YOU? What the fuck is wrong with you, Quatre? I find you in OUR room, in OUR bed, fucking MY slutty cousin, and you expect me to stick around?!" Heero yelled. "Did you want me to say, 'Hey Quatre. I'll be waiting right here when you're done'?"
"Heero, you misunderstood-"
"Fuck you, Quatre. Now let me pass," Heero said. He sounded tired of it all. Quatre sighed, then stepped aside. Heero walked passed him. The same moment he reached for the door knob, the door flew open. A young, brown-haired boy stood in the doorway.
"Hey, Quat, when are we leav...Heero?" the boy whispered, staring.
"Trowa," Heero said coldly.
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Duo sat dejectedly in the same seat he'd been in when Heero had started yelling. 'My Hee-chan, yelling?' Duo tried to shake the image of a normally docile Heero screaming in rage and pain. 'Why the hell did his ex have to come back now?' Duo sighed loudly and slumped bonelessly into the cushions.
"Duo?" Saotoshi called, entering the room. "Duo, are you in here?"
"Hai, Sao," Duo said. Saotoshi approached him. She put a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"Daijoubu desu ka?" she murmured, sympathetically.
"I'm fine," Duo said unconvincingly. Saotoshi, of course, picked up on it.
"Well, then I guess this call wouldn't be good at the moment. I'll tell them to call back," she said, turning to go. She was almost out when Duo's words stopped her.
"What line is it on?" he asked. Saotoshi spun around.
"Nani?" she asked.
"Tell me the line they're on. I need a distraction," Duo said.
"Not this distraction," Sao muttered, but complied. "Line three." Duo nodded and headed for the phone. Sao sighed and left the room. 'Does he really need to hear Hilde right now?' After making sure the door was closed, Sao went to the other phone and was about to hang it up when something occurred to her. She put it on speaker phone, then mute and sat down for some entertainment. (A/N: For all you dumbasses who don't know what a speaker phone is, she pretty much hit a button so that the person on the phone could be heard by the entire room).
Picking up the phone, Duo hit the call button for line three. "Moshi-moshi?" he said.
"Duo-chan? Hi! It's Hilde, honey! You coming to dinner, darling? Those reservations are still active, aren't they? Oh, I can't wait to see you! Oh, and I shopped ALL day and bought you this wonderful tie that..."
"Hilde," Duo said, sighing.
"...and it has green stripes and blue polka dots and it's soooo cute. Oh, and I bought..."
"Hilde," Duo said louder, annoyance evident in his voice.
"...and it has fluffy, cuddly ears just like you, Duo-chan. And Dorothy, you remember Dorothy, she met me there and we..."
"HILDE!" Duo yelled. There was a small 'eep' and then silence. "Hilde, honey, why did you call me?"
Obviously, Hilde was so dense she forgot Duo's outburst. "Oh, I called to make sure you were still coming to dinner..." 'Didn't I tell her I wasn't going?' Duo thought. "...and to tell you about the puppy I bought. Oh, it's so cute and cuddly and..."
"You bought a puppy?!" Duo yelled.
"Uh huh. It's a Norwegian Ridgeback Dragon Wolf Tiger Puppy. And it's soooo cute and..." Hilde continued.
"Norwegian Ridgeback Dragon Wolf...bakayaro! There is no such thing as that!" Duo yelled into the phone. There was another 'eep!'
"Th-there isn't?" Hilde asked. (A/N: Don't you just want to go in and hit her?)
"Hilde no baka," Duo muttered. He sighed. "No, Hilde. There isn't." He sighed again. "How much did you pay for it?"
"Well, since you gave me your credit card, I charged the puppy to it. The guy said the puppy was a hundred percent rare, not another like it, super expensive important, so I..."
"Hilde, just tell me how much you paid for the dog," Duo said tightly. There was silence on the other line. Then a softly spoken answer. So soft, Duo almost didn't catch it. But he did. And it shocked him for several minutes. On the other end, Hilde waited patiently.
"Duo, love? Are you still there?" she asked.
The phone trembled and shook in Duo's hand. Finally, he snapped. "TWO MILLION DOLLARS!" he shrieked. HIs voice high in disbelief.
"Uh, Duo-chan..." Hilde began.
"What the hell is wrong with you, you stupid woman?!" Duo interrupted. "Two million dollars! What idiot would believe a dog is worth more than the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOT PAID A YEAR!"
"D-Duo..." Hilde whispered on the verge of tears.
"Fuck, I dont' even think a two-year old would be that fucking stupid!" Duo yelled. "What the hell were you thinking?! Or do you even think?"
Hilde's sobs were evident now. She cried loudly into the phone.
"Shut up! Why are you crying? No wait, I'd cry if I was just as stupid as you," Duo snarled. The emotional seesaw he'd been on all day had finally tilted for the worst. And the only one who could calm him might be hours away from L1 by then. "Keep your fucking Norwegian whatever. I'll be filing a lawsuit on you for spending a shit load of my money. Unless you can pay it back. Can you?"
"N-no," Hilde sobbed, sniffing noisily. (A/N: Aww. NOT! ^_^)
"Well, then. I guess I'll see you in court," Duo said. "Oh, and I want my Gold card by the end of today or I'll send some cops to come get it for me. And find an apartment, 'cause you're not staying here." With that totally unorthodox and draining outburst, Duo slammed the phone down. After a few seconds, he realized he was still angry. 'Shit, I'll call the cops anyway.' He dialed the three digit number.
The dispatcher picked up. "Moshi-moshi?" she said.
"Hello. This is Duo Maxwell. I'd like two officers to go down to L1 Mall and detain Hilde Schbeiker and remove my Gold card off her person," Duo said. "Oh, and get my house keys while you're at it."
There was a pause and then, "Hai, Maxwell-sama." The line went dead. Duou smiled evilly. 'Being filthy rich kicks ass,' he thought. His evil deed finished, Duo went back to his original seat and sank into it. He sighed again. Somehow, even finally getting Hilde out of his life wasn't enough for him to feel better. He needed Heero.
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Saotoshi got up from rolling on the floor with laughter to hang up the phone as Duo hung up his on Hilde. She couldn't believe anyone could be so utterly STUPID as to buy a dog for two million dollars. It was probably a painted chihuahua or something. After recovering her composure, she also pressed the 'stop' button on the recorder she had put on when she realized that Duo was going to be doing some yelling. Now, she would have something entertaining when she wasn't feeling like doing work.
'Shoot, I should put this out to everyone at work!' she thought, cackling evilly.(A/N: *sweatdrop*)
After a moment of silence, she realized that Duo wasn't coming out at all. She wandered carefully towards the door and opened it barely wide enough for her to peek in. She was sure Duo hadn't noticed, especially since he was slumped in the chair again. 'Darn,so much for him not knowing I was eavesdropping,' she thought.
"Hey, should I leave the door open for the cops?" she asked, coming into the room completely.
He looked up confused and surprised. Sao just grinned innocently at him until he cracked a grin of his own. A small, barely visible one, but a grin nonetheless. Then, just as quickly as it appeared, it disappeared and he was back in his depressed, life-sucks disposition.
"Ugh! You're annoying me already!" Sao said in frustration. "God, you're starting to rub off! Just looking at you is making me all depressed. If you want him back, go after him! Stop sitting on your ass, waiting for him to come back! At this rate, that blonde-bakayaro is going to get him first just because I bet HE isn't waiting on his fat ass in a dark room IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, for the one he supposedly loves to come back to him!!"
Duo was looking at her with complete and utter surprise. Sao realized that she had just yelled at him when he was feeling down. 'Ah, fuck. Guess I better start looking for a new job now,' she thought. 'I wonder if that dumb blonde baka will hire me?' Then, Duo did something that nearly made her facefault. He SMILED! A full, Duo, everything's-right-with-the-world-but-if-it-isn't-I-don't-give-a-damn smile.
"You're right. I should go find him," Duo said, standing up after what seemed like forever. "Shit, I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna let his stalking ex-boyfriend get him before me!"
'Sounds like you're both stalking him to me,' Sao thought, but smart enough not to say it aloud. Then, she realized what he said. "Ooh! I want to go, too!" She sounded like a five-year old wanting to go to the park.
Duo sighed. "Fine. Might as well. Besides, I don't trust you not to do something crazy if Hilde shows up." Sao glared at that statement, but ignored it as she bounded out of the front door behind Duo. This was going to be extremely entertaining!
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Hai-yes
Daijoubu desu ka?-Are you all right?
Nani?-What?
Moshi-moshi-Hello (when answering the phone)
baka-idiot
bakayaro-super idiot
Hilde no baka-Hilde you idiot
Okay. What did you think? I went all out on Hilde for some reason. Do you think my writer's block frustrations are catching up with me? The last section was written by another FF.net author, Sao...again. If you liked her material, go read her stories (two originals and a Harry Potter). Just make sure you mention you were sent there by me in your review. Flames don't really matter. She'll just use it to burn you back (Sao: ^_^) And if you flame me, I'll just use it to cook some Ramen. So I thank you for helping me make a wonderful dinner. Hopefully, Sao won't steal it.
Well, REVIEW, my wonderful fans. Or the ones who haven't abandoned me. ^_^ Love ya!
P.S. The next chapter WILL be the last. And expect A LOT of humor. Oh, and vote if you want a parody chapter. Sao's helping me with it already. If you don't know what a parody is, You. Are. Stupid. *grin*
