Author's Notes: I will update more frequently. If your wondering about the Ling/Hwoarang pairing, I paired them up for a reason. Which I can't tell you because it might give clues to everything.

Julia Chang: Glad you like it. I tried to make the Julia/Hwoarang thing funny.

Trenay: Glad you like it. I made the Lei's " I knew Jin was gay!" comment, as a thinking aloud thing that he accidentally blurted out.

Kantwon: He will. Paul isn't going to get away, he'll be asked in the next chapter.

Suspicions Get OUT Of Control!

" I'm going back to Bryan. He seemed a little weird. Yeah, weird." Lei said to himself, as he walked down the hall.

" Talking to yourself, Wulong?" Yoshimitsu asked. Lei swallowed and looked up at Yoshimitsu. 

" Um, well… Uh.. I-" Lei sputtered and was interrupted by the ninja.

" That's okay. I mean, it's not weird compared to…. Compared to-" Yoshimitsu said, and shuddered. He was interrupted, before he continued.

" Compared to what Ling Xiaoyu did last night…." Yoshimitsu said, and burst into tears. Lei patted, his back trying to console him and find out what Ling did. Lei hoped it was murder, he always thought that the Chinese teenager was capable of something like that. Well, behind all her pink fluffiness and stuff. That was a thought that already could make Lei shudder.

" It was horrible!" Yoshimitsu cried. " It was worse than when I went to Disneyland!"

" What happened when you went to Disneyland?" Lei asked, suspiciously.

" Everyone started to cry, when they saw me. It was horrible. Some kids even walked up, to me and started to beat me up. They thought I wanted to kidnap the Disney characters." Yoshimitsu said, and cried.

" Well, then what did Ling Xiaoyu do?" Lei demanded, suspiciously.

" If Ling finds out, she'll.. she'll kill me." Yoshimitsu exclaimed. " It was so horrible, I had never wanted to see something like that. It was mortifying!"

" Yoshimitsu…. What did Ling Xiaoyu do?" Lei asked, again. He wanted to know the truth.

" Okay, but if I tell you…. You have to promise to make sure I switch rooms. I'd rather stay with that freak Paul, because I will assure you that teenage girl is dangerous!"

" I promise." Lei said, quickly. Yoshimitsu looked at him, again.

" You promise?"

" Yeah, I promise." Lei said, quickly in order to get the truth out of Yoshimitsu.

" Really, do you promise?"

" YEAH, I PROMISE!! NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!!" Lei angrily shouted.

"………"

" Sorry, Yoshimitsu. I did mean to snap at ya!"

" Okay, last night Ling Xiaoyu….. she…. Oh my God, it's just so horrible."

" What. Did. She. Do?" Lei said, slowly trying to control his anger.

" Okay, here it goes…. Last night… at midnight, Ling Xiaoyu…" Yoshimitsu said, tears started.

"……."

" Last night, at midnight Ling Xiaoyu…. Started to……… Sing and dance to the Sailor Moon theme song!"

" Damn it." Lei swore. " I thought she had murdered someone."

" Got ya. Now, you promised to let me switch rooms." Yoshimitsu said.

" Okay, who do you wanna stay with the Williams's or Hwoarang and Julia? Or what about Paul and Jin?"

" No, no, no please…!"

" Okay, then Jin and Paul it is." Lei began.

"…….."

" Got ya! You're staying with Hwoarang and Julia Chang. The ultimate dysfunctional two people. They really do hate each other. Good luck, in coming out of their room without a migraine!" Lei added, quickly. " Haha, let's visit them. Now!"

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" Hello!" Lei's cheerful voice came.

" Did you have to interrupt us, when we're argueing!?" Hwoarang muttered.

" Yeah!" Julia chimed in. Hwoarang gave the Native American an angry look.

" Oh no, no… I just wanted to show you something." Lei said.

" What?" Julia asked. Hwoarang began to speak.

" Did you get a life, now?" Hwoarang sarcastically muttered.

" No. Kids, Yoshimitsu is going to stay with you. He's your new room mate!"

" We're not kids, and why did the ninja freak have to stay with us… Couldn't you JUST let him stay with Jin and Paul. It doesn't get freakier than that!" Hwoarang stated.

" Yeah!" Julia chimed in, and received an 'I-swear-I'll-kill-you-if-you-dont-stop-that' look from the redhead.

" Wait a sec. Couldn't Yoshimitsu stay with Hwoarang and I could stay with the person, he was staying with?" Julia asked, dreamily.

" No way! I'm not letting her near Ling! The next thing, my girlfriend will become all Chang-ish!" Hwoarang muttered.

" What's 'Chang-ish'?" Lei asked, suspiciously.

" A word that describes Julia. Boring, freaky, stupid-" Hwoarang explained, and was interrupted.

" Oh really, Hwoarang? Why don't you just admit that you have feelings for me!" Julia said.

" That will happen, when hell freezes over and you get struck by lightening fifteen times in a row, with one second intervals on your birthday at the same second, you find out that Paul Phoenix is your real mom and-" Hwoarand stated, and was interrupted.

" Hwoarang, I get your point….. but the last one was actually possible! I mean, everyone knows what Paul Phoenix really is!" Lei said.

" Give up, Hwoarang I know that you love me! Everyone does! Right, Lei?" Julia asked, and waited for a reply.

"…….."

" Right…. Lei?" Julia said and pretended he hadn't heard her the first time.

"……."

" I'm going out." Julia said, angrily. With that, she left the ninja, the police and the red head alone.

Author's Notes: Short chapter, huh? I tried to make it all seem like Yoshimitsu was going to tell Lei about a murder Ling commited. Did anyone think that Ling did something like that? R/R!