Blind Date
Rating: PG13, might go up but not in this chapter at least
Author/Authoress: DriftingDarkness
Disclaimer: I do not own the show 'blind date'. I don't own the show/characters of/from 'yu-gi-oh', 'beyblade' or 'gundam wing'...I'm merely taking them and making them go on this show (which as previously mentioned I don't own).
Summary: The guys from yu-gi-oh, beyblade and gundam wing find themselves stuck going on dates with each other. Yaoi Warning. No definite pairings as of yet.
Authoress Note: If you have a certain pairing that you wanna see...(please don't have them being the obvious ones..example: heero & duo, have them be from two different shows unless you think it would be a really good chapter) please leave it in a review and I'll try to write a future chapter for it.
Authoress Note 2: I've gotten used to calling the yami Bakura...Bakura and the hikari Bakura Ryou. I've also gotten used to calling yami Malik...Marik and hikari Malik..Malik..just to let you know. So that way you won't get as confused ^-^
Chapter One: Corrupted Episode One; first half
"Hi, I'm Roger Lodge, welcome to another episode of Blind date. The show where we take two singles, send them on a date and go along for the ride." Roger turns toward the second camera. "Today, we have Angelica and Chris. Now Angelica-"
Kim comes out on the stage and pushes Roger Lodge off of it and turns to the camera. "I'm sorry for this interuption but I'm taking over this show for a while." Camera man drops camera and runs for it, only to be dragged back to the camera by Bakura and Marik, who promised to help Kim as long as she didn't make them go on a date. "And we're going to bring people from our three favourite anime shows, yu-gi-oh, beyblade and gundam wing, and put them on dates." Kim glares at Marik who, after looking around for a second, steps back and out of the way of the camera.
"Bitch." Marik muttered under his breath.
Kim pretends not to hear that and goes on with her speech. "Today we're going to put together two people. Our first person..." Kim pauses. "Did I mention that everyone is going on gay dates...like they're both going to be guys. It's not that I'm not straight and don't want to see a girl and a guy together but you gotta admit that the girls in those shows are just...ugh!" Kim shrugs. "Oh well, where was I? Oh yah, our first person is Rei Kon."
A picture of Rei floats up on the left side of the screen and underneath it is says his name, his age, his fears and his turn ons. Kim stares at the picture and drools and then quickly turns back to the camera.
"Yes, as you can see, he is veerrry good looking. Don't ask me why he needs a blind date but hey, what do I know?" Kim smirks. "Anyways, Rei tells us that the reason he needs a blind date is because he's tired of being treated the wrong way."
Scene changes and it's a pre-recorded scene of Rei. "Yah, I always seem to end up with the guys that ignore you three quarters of the time and then expect to have you fuck them for the other quarter.. Take my last boyfriend, Kai. He would go and make us all train all day and then I'd go home and have to lay down and be fucked." Scene changes. "I have to say that I'm a push-over and a lot of guys pick up on that and kind of seize take advantage of it."
Scene changes again and it goes back to Kim. "Well, we hope that his date Joey won't treat him that way." A picture of Joey Wheeler pops up on the right side of the screen, along with his age, name, turn-ons and turn-offs. "Joey tells us that the only reason he would ever treat a guy bad is if he wouldn't let him get to the refrigerator."
Scene changes and it's a pre-recorded scene of Joey this time. "I'm obsessed with food. I really am. I can't help it. I see food and I think 'whoa, gotta eat it'." Scene changes. "I think that I look pretty damn good for someone who eats that much though. I mean look at this muscle." Joey makes a muscle. "Pretty damn good don't you think."
Scene changes back to Kim. "Well, I know that I like what I saw but will Rei feel the same way? Lets see on a date that we like to call 'What's up pussy cat?'." A blue screen pops up with that written on it. Scene changes again and we go to the actual date..
Rei is walking down the street in white pants and a black shirt that says 'Kitten' in furry letters with a kitten underneath it. Rei gives the camera a shaky smile and then climbs up the stairs to the apartment that he was told to go to and knocks on the door. Little kitten appears on the bottom left handside of the screen and white words pop up next to it that say 'friends say that Rei is often referred to as kitten'.
Joey opens the door after a minute or two and emerges with a huge smile on his face. "Hi, I'm Joey. You're Rei right?" Little puppy appears on the bottom left handside of the screen and white words pop up next to it again but this time say 'friends say that Joey is often referred to as a dog, or mutt'. When Rei nodded Joey smiles even more, if that's humanly possible, and reaches inside of the door to grab his backpack. "Well then, lets be on our way."
Rei nods and follows Joey down the stairs and to the car that is parked just a few feet away. Rei watching Joey's ass the whole time but pretending not to just for the sake of the camera.
Scene changes and they are now in the car, driving down the road. Rei is driving and Joey is sitting in the passanger side of the car, fiddling with the radio dial. Joey finds a good song with a fast beat, and sits back in his seat and begins to move to the music.
"You like this song?" Rei asks as he turns the car around a corner. Rei makes a few seconds of eye contact before bringing his eyes back to the road in front of him.
Joey shrugged. "Never heard it before actually. I just think that it has a good beat." Joey turned to look out the window for a second and then looks at Rei and tilts his head. "So are you usually the guy in the relationship or the girl."
Rei laughs. "What kind of question is that." A thought bubble appears next to Rei's head. 'I'm a cat, do you think that chicks are called felines for no apparant reason?'
Joey shrugged. "Just asking. Nothing meant by it of course." A thought bubble appears next to Joey's head. 'I just want to know if I'd have any competition for top when we get to my house'.
Rei shrugged. "Yah, if you say so."
Kitten appears at the bottom of the screen and words pop up that say 'Date plan; Cat Fights' and Rei and Joey are pictured walking into a boxing school.
"Alright, so you're Rei and Joey, right?" The girl that is going to teach them how to box asks. The girl is in a sports bra and black shorts. A thought bubble pops up next to Joey's head 'It's a good thing I'm gay or I might just go with this girl instead of my date'.
Rei nodded. "Yep, that's us."
The girl smiled and nodded. "Cool, well I'm going to teach you how to box." The scene changes again and she's standing behind Rei, positioning his arms. "Alright, so you wanna punch with your right and then jab with your left. The jab is to help keep his fist from hitting your mouth. It isn't meant to go out that far."
Rei smiles and takes a few testing punches at the boxing bag. Then it's Joey's turn and he just sorta goes all for it and begins to beat up the bag before realizing what he's doing and looking at Rei sheepishly. "Sorry."
Rei shrugged and then they go back to the car. Back in the car {A/N: yes I realize that that scene was sorta short but they are sorta the same way on the show too so deal with it} Joey leans against the seat again and looks at Rei. Rei blushes. "What's so interesting?"
Joey smirks. "So, what do people say about your teeth? I mean, they look like vampire teeth. Seriously. Do people get freaked out about them or anything?"
Rei shook his head and a little dude pops up at the bottom of the screen with more words which say 'Rule for a good date; never mention it when someone has weird teeth unless they mention it first'. Rei gripped the steering wheel and then relaxed his grip. "Um, most people think they look more like cat teeth, actually. That's how I get my nickname, kitten." {A/N: yes I realize that no one in the show calls him Kitten but I like it so :P..authoress always wins}.
"That's a cool nickname. Better than mine at least." Joey laughs. "Mine's mutt." Joey shrugged. "My ex-boyfriend gave it to me before we got together. It sorta stuck I guess." Joey leaned forward to play with the radio dial again.
Rei rolled his eyes and a thought bubble appears next to his head 'don't cats and dogs get in fights?'.
Rei and Joey are pictured walking into a pet pound next and then that kitten and those words appear at the bottom of the screen again 'Date plan; playing with the kittens.'
"All these animals we mainly found on the streets." The receptionist says as she shows Rei and Joey around. "They all deserve a good home but most people don't see it that way."
Rei and Joey are now allowed to go through the kittens and play with them. Rei picks up a black one with white paws and shows it to Joey. "Aww, isn't this one sooo cute?" Rei cuddles it close, stroking it's fur with his face. Joey looks at it and smirks and a thought bubble appears next to Joey's face again 'just wait until I become that kitten'.
Joey laughs and picks up one with wild black fur that hisses and tries to escape from Joey. "Nah, this is one is better and besides, it looks like you."
Rei shakes his head and watches while Joey is clawed by the cat. "I don't think that kitten took that as a compliment." Rei put the kitten back in it's cage and then takes out an orange and white one. "What'cha think of this one?"
Joey shrugged. "I don't get along with kittens that while." The black kitten he's still holding claws him again. "Damnit." Joey puts the kitten back in it's cage while Rei just stands there laughing.
Joey pouts and Rei stops laughing. "Aw poor puppy." Rei puts the kitten back in the cage and goes over to Joey and licks where Joey was scratched on the cheek. "Does that help any?"
Joey smirked. "Aww, the kitten is cleaning it's master."
Rei rolls his eyes and then walks away while the cast at 'blind date' put cartoon ears and tail and a collar that says 'if you find him, please return to joey' on him as he walks.
Rei and Joey suddenly are at a restaurant, eating food. That kitten pops up again and so do the words..'Date Plan; Kitty chow'
"So, why did you and your last boyfriend not work?" Joey asked as he stuffed salad in his mouth. "Not to be nosey or anything. I just don't want to repeat the same mistake."
Rei pushes the salad around with his fork and then turned to Joey. "I guess it was because he spent too much time playing his game, beyblading, and not spending enough time with me." Rei shrugged. "I'm a very easy going person but I need people to pay attention to me on a regular basis."
Joey nodded. "So, not only do you want sex everyday but you always want the romantic dinner and movie thing."
"No, that's not it at all." Rei's voice remained light. "We could go outside and play baseball for all I care. As long as you're paying attention to me, and just me, not something else and me. Then I'm happy."
"I see." Joey said and then took a drink of his pop.
Rei actually took a bite of his salad. "So, what about you? What makes you feel loved in a relationship?"
"Seriously?" Joey asked, the thought bubble appeared next to his head again 'sex, sex and more sex'. "Um, actually. If my boyfriend will make me dinner once a week, I feel loved because it proves that he's not too busy to spend a few minutes on doing something for me."
Rei nodded. "So you like people that can show that they will give the effort to show that there's more to the relationship than just sex or something like that."
Joey grinned. "Exactly. I mean, it doesn't have to be a fancy dinner, but as long as I can see that you did put some effort into it, I'm good." Joey leaned over and wiped Rei's mouth. "You had stuff all over your mouth." Joey said in explaination.
Rei blushed and turned away.
Scene changes again and you see Joey walking Rei up to his front door. Joey turns to Rei and wraps his arms around hin in a hug. "I had fun kitten. I hope that we can get together again sometime."
Rei nodded. "Yah, sure. Why not?" Kitten appears as do those words again 'friends say that Rei never goes on second dates with puppies'.
Joey turned and left after pecking Rei on the cheek quickly. We watch him go down the driveway while the 'blind date' cast puts puppy dog ears on him.
Kim is laughing as the camera focuses back on her. "Well, during the whole date Joey was constantly thinking about getting Rei in his bed. What was Rei thinking about?" Kim shrugged. "Well, lets find out in the post-date wrap-up."
Screen changes to a picture of Rei in his boxers. "Um, well my first impression of Joey was that he was a nice guy with a nice rear end."
Scene goes to Joey, who is also standing in his boxers. "I thought that Rei was cute and just a person I would want to spend time with."
Goes back to Rei. "As the date went on, I think we didn't really get any closer than we started out being."
Over to Joey. "I think that we really connected. I mean, what kind of guy licks a stranger after a kitten attacks him? Not many."
Rei appears on the screen again. "He was a great guy and everything, but he was kinda pushing the kitten thing. Especially after I licked him, which was just a spontaneous move to get the date moving again."
Joey takes over the screen. "There wasn't that much wrong with Rei, besides the fact that I didn't get invited inside of his house at the end of the date."
Rei's face pops up. "I don't think I'd like to go on another date with Joey and if I did, it would only be because he was a good person and he did listen to me and that is my main thing to look for in a guy."
Joey's face pops down. "I would love to go on another date with him. Especially if it ended up in a bedroom." Joey laughed. "Or even the car. I'm not picky."
Kim takes back over the screen, and is pictured shaking her head. "Well, we know what Joey is looking for in a guy." Kim turns to look at a different camera. "An easy lay. Lets hope that Rei can satisfy his needs." Kim smiled. "Well, lets go to commercials and then we'll be on our next couple."
The moniter goes black and then Bakura appears in the middle of it, holding a lighter. "Hi, my name's Bakura. I just want to say that if you don't review, then we will destroy this show and then you won't be able to read the next chapter. So review." Bakura smirks and lets the lighter go out. "Or else."
Rating: PG13, might go up but not in this chapter at least
Author/Authoress: DriftingDarkness
Disclaimer: I do not own the show 'blind date'. I don't own the show/characters of/from 'yu-gi-oh', 'beyblade' or 'gundam wing'...I'm merely taking them and making them go on this show (which as previously mentioned I don't own).
Summary: The guys from yu-gi-oh, beyblade and gundam wing find themselves stuck going on dates with each other. Yaoi Warning. No definite pairings as of yet.
Authoress Note: If you have a certain pairing that you wanna see...(please don't have them being the obvious ones..example: heero & duo, have them be from two different shows unless you think it would be a really good chapter) please leave it in a review and I'll try to write a future chapter for it.
Authoress Note 2: I've gotten used to calling the yami Bakura...Bakura and the hikari Bakura Ryou. I've also gotten used to calling yami Malik...Marik and hikari Malik..Malik..just to let you know. So that way you won't get as confused ^-^
Chapter One: Corrupted Episode One; first half
"Hi, I'm Roger Lodge, welcome to another episode of Blind date. The show where we take two singles, send them on a date and go along for the ride." Roger turns toward the second camera. "Today, we have Angelica and Chris. Now Angelica-"
Kim comes out on the stage and pushes Roger Lodge off of it and turns to the camera. "I'm sorry for this interuption but I'm taking over this show for a while." Camera man drops camera and runs for it, only to be dragged back to the camera by Bakura and Marik, who promised to help Kim as long as she didn't make them go on a date. "And we're going to bring people from our three favourite anime shows, yu-gi-oh, beyblade and gundam wing, and put them on dates." Kim glares at Marik who, after looking around for a second, steps back and out of the way of the camera.
"Bitch." Marik muttered under his breath.
Kim pretends not to hear that and goes on with her speech. "Today we're going to put together two people. Our first person..." Kim pauses. "Did I mention that everyone is going on gay dates...like they're both going to be guys. It's not that I'm not straight and don't want to see a girl and a guy together but you gotta admit that the girls in those shows are just...ugh!" Kim shrugs. "Oh well, where was I? Oh yah, our first person is Rei Kon."
A picture of Rei floats up on the left side of the screen and underneath it is says his name, his age, his fears and his turn ons. Kim stares at the picture and drools and then quickly turns back to the camera.
"Yes, as you can see, he is veerrry good looking. Don't ask me why he needs a blind date but hey, what do I know?" Kim smirks. "Anyways, Rei tells us that the reason he needs a blind date is because he's tired of being treated the wrong way."
Scene changes and it's a pre-recorded scene of Rei. "Yah, I always seem to end up with the guys that ignore you three quarters of the time and then expect to have you fuck them for the other quarter.. Take my last boyfriend, Kai. He would go and make us all train all day and then I'd go home and have to lay down and be fucked." Scene changes. "I have to say that I'm a push-over and a lot of guys pick up on that and kind of seize take advantage of it."
Scene changes again and it goes back to Kim. "Well, we hope that his date Joey won't treat him that way." A picture of Joey Wheeler pops up on the right side of the screen, along with his age, name, turn-ons and turn-offs. "Joey tells us that the only reason he would ever treat a guy bad is if he wouldn't let him get to the refrigerator."
Scene changes and it's a pre-recorded scene of Joey this time. "I'm obsessed with food. I really am. I can't help it. I see food and I think 'whoa, gotta eat it'." Scene changes. "I think that I look pretty damn good for someone who eats that much though. I mean look at this muscle." Joey makes a muscle. "Pretty damn good don't you think."
Scene changes back to Kim. "Well, I know that I like what I saw but will Rei feel the same way? Lets see on a date that we like to call 'What's up pussy cat?'." A blue screen pops up with that written on it. Scene changes again and we go to the actual date..
Rei is walking down the street in white pants and a black shirt that says 'Kitten' in furry letters with a kitten underneath it. Rei gives the camera a shaky smile and then climbs up the stairs to the apartment that he was told to go to and knocks on the door. Little kitten appears on the bottom left handside of the screen and white words pop up next to it that say 'friends say that Rei is often referred to as kitten'.
Joey opens the door after a minute or two and emerges with a huge smile on his face. "Hi, I'm Joey. You're Rei right?" Little puppy appears on the bottom left handside of the screen and white words pop up next to it again but this time say 'friends say that Joey is often referred to as a dog, or mutt'. When Rei nodded Joey smiles even more, if that's humanly possible, and reaches inside of the door to grab his backpack. "Well then, lets be on our way."
Rei nods and follows Joey down the stairs and to the car that is parked just a few feet away. Rei watching Joey's ass the whole time but pretending not to just for the sake of the camera.
Scene changes and they are now in the car, driving down the road. Rei is driving and Joey is sitting in the passanger side of the car, fiddling with the radio dial. Joey finds a good song with a fast beat, and sits back in his seat and begins to move to the music.
"You like this song?" Rei asks as he turns the car around a corner. Rei makes a few seconds of eye contact before bringing his eyes back to the road in front of him.
Joey shrugged. "Never heard it before actually. I just think that it has a good beat." Joey turned to look out the window for a second and then looks at Rei and tilts his head. "So are you usually the guy in the relationship or the girl."
Rei laughs. "What kind of question is that." A thought bubble appears next to Rei's head. 'I'm a cat, do you think that chicks are called felines for no apparant reason?'
Joey shrugged. "Just asking. Nothing meant by it of course." A thought bubble appears next to Joey's head. 'I just want to know if I'd have any competition for top when we get to my house'.
Rei shrugged. "Yah, if you say so."
Kitten appears at the bottom of the screen and words pop up that say 'Date plan; Cat Fights' and Rei and Joey are pictured walking into a boxing school.
"Alright, so you're Rei and Joey, right?" The girl that is going to teach them how to box asks. The girl is in a sports bra and black shorts. A thought bubble pops up next to Joey's head 'It's a good thing I'm gay or I might just go with this girl instead of my date'.
Rei nodded. "Yep, that's us."
The girl smiled and nodded. "Cool, well I'm going to teach you how to box." The scene changes again and she's standing behind Rei, positioning his arms. "Alright, so you wanna punch with your right and then jab with your left. The jab is to help keep his fist from hitting your mouth. It isn't meant to go out that far."
Rei smiles and takes a few testing punches at the boxing bag. Then it's Joey's turn and he just sorta goes all for it and begins to beat up the bag before realizing what he's doing and looking at Rei sheepishly. "Sorry."
Rei shrugged and then they go back to the car. Back in the car {A/N: yes I realize that that scene was sorta short but they are sorta the same way on the show too so deal with it} Joey leans against the seat again and looks at Rei. Rei blushes. "What's so interesting?"
Joey smirks. "So, what do people say about your teeth? I mean, they look like vampire teeth. Seriously. Do people get freaked out about them or anything?"
Rei shook his head and a little dude pops up at the bottom of the screen with more words which say 'Rule for a good date; never mention it when someone has weird teeth unless they mention it first'. Rei gripped the steering wheel and then relaxed his grip. "Um, most people think they look more like cat teeth, actually. That's how I get my nickname, kitten." {A/N: yes I realize that no one in the show calls him Kitten but I like it so :P..authoress always wins}.
"That's a cool nickname. Better than mine at least." Joey laughs. "Mine's mutt." Joey shrugged. "My ex-boyfriend gave it to me before we got together. It sorta stuck I guess." Joey leaned forward to play with the radio dial again.
Rei rolled his eyes and a thought bubble appears next to his head 'don't cats and dogs get in fights?'.
Rei and Joey are pictured walking into a pet pound next and then that kitten and those words appear at the bottom of the screen again 'Date plan; playing with the kittens.'
"All these animals we mainly found on the streets." The receptionist says as she shows Rei and Joey around. "They all deserve a good home but most people don't see it that way."
Rei and Joey are now allowed to go through the kittens and play with them. Rei picks up a black one with white paws and shows it to Joey. "Aww, isn't this one sooo cute?" Rei cuddles it close, stroking it's fur with his face. Joey looks at it and smirks and a thought bubble appears next to Joey's face again 'just wait until I become that kitten'.
Joey laughs and picks up one with wild black fur that hisses and tries to escape from Joey. "Nah, this is one is better and besides, it looks like you."
Rei shakes his head and watches while Joey is clawed by the cat. "I don't think that kitten took that as a compliment." Rei put the kitten back in it's cage and then takes out an orange and white one. "What'cha think of this one?"
Joey shrugged. "I don't get along with kittens that while." The black kitten he's still holding claws him again. "Damnit." Joey puts the kitten back in it's cage while Rei just stands there laughing.
Joey pouts and Rei stops laughing. "Aw poor puppy." Rei puts the kitten back in the cage and goes over to Joey and licks where Joey was scratched on the cheek. "Does that help any?"
Joey smirked. "Aww, the kitten is cleaning it's master."
Rei rolls his eyes and then walks away while the cast at 'blind date' put cartoon ears and tail and a collar that says 'if you find him, please return to joey' on him as he walks.
Rei and Joey suddenly are at a restaurant, eating food. That kitten pops up again and so do the words..'Date Plan; Kitty chow'
"So, why did you and your last boyfriend not work?" Joey asked as he stuffed salad in his mouth. "Not to be nosey or anything. I just don't want to repeat the same mistake."
Rei pushes the salad around with his fork and then turned to Joey. "I guess it was because he spent too much time playing his game, beyblading, and not spending enough time with me." Rei shrugged. "I'm a very easy going person but I need people to pay attention to me on a regular basis."
Joey nodded. "So, not only do you want sex everyday but you always want the romantic dinner and movie thing."
"No, that's not it at all." Rei's voice remained light. "We could go outside and play baseball for all I care. As long as you're paying attention to me, and just me, not something else and me. Then I'm happy."
"I see." Joey said and then took a drink of his pop.
Rei actually took a bite of his salad. "So, what about you? What makes you feel loved in a relationship?"
"Seriously?" Joey asked, the thought bubble appeared next to his head again 'sex, sex and more sex'. "Um, actually. If my boyfriend will make me dinner once a week, I feel loved because it proves that he's not too busy to spend a few minutes on doing something for me."
Rei nodded. "So you like people that can show that they will give the effort to show that there's more to the relationship than just sex or something like that."
Joey grinned. "Exactly. I mean, it doesn't have to be a fancy dinner, but as long as I can see that you did put some effort into it, I'm good." Joey leaned over and wiped Rei's mouth. "You had stuff all over your mouth." Joey said in explaination.
Rei blushed and turned away.
Scene changes again and you see Joey walking Rei up to his front door. Joey turns to Rei and wraps his arms around hin in a hug. "I had fun kitten. I hope that we can get together again sometime."
Rei nodded. "Yah, sure. Why not?" Kitten appears as do those words again 'friends say that Rei never goes on second dates with puppies'.
Joey turned and left after pecking Rei on the cheek quickly. We watch him go down the driveway while the 'blind date' cast puts puppy dog ears on him.
Kim is laughing as the camera focuses back on her. "Well, during the whole date Joey was constantly thinking about getting Rei in his bed. What was Rei thinking about?" Kim shrugged. "Well, lets find out in the post-date wrap-up."
Screen changes to a picture of Rei in his boxers. "Um, well my first impression of Joey was that he was a nice guy with a nice rear end."
Scene goes to Joey, who is also standing in his boxers. "I thought that Rei was cute and just a person I would want to spend time with."
Goes back to Rei. "As the date went on, I think we didn't really get any closer than we started out being."
Over to Joey. "I think that we really connected. I mean, what kind of guy licks a stranger after a kitten attacks him? Not many."
Rei appears on the screen again. "He was a great guy and everything, but he was kinda pushing the kitten thing. Especially after I licked him, which was just a spontaneous move to get the date moving again."
Joey takes over the screen. "There wasn't that much wrong with Rei, besides the fact that I didn't get invited inside of his house at the end of the date."
Rei's face pops up. "I don't think I'd like to go on another date with Joey and if I did, it would only be because he was a good person and he did listen to me and that is my main thing to look for in a guy."
Joey's face pops down. "I would love to go on another date with him. Especially if it ended up in a bedroom." Joey laughed. "Or even the car. I'm not picky."
Kim takes back over the screen, and is pictured shaking her head. "Well, we know what Joey is looking for in a guy." Kim turns to look at a different camera. "An easy lay. Lets hope that Rei can satisfy his needs." Kim smiled. "Well, lets go to commercials and then we'll be on our next couple."
The moniter goes black and then Bakura appears in the middle of it, holding a lighter. "Hi, my name's Bakura. I just want to say that if you don't review, then we will destroy this show and then you won't be able to read the next chapter. So review." Bakura smirks and lets the lighter go out. "Or else."
