Blind Date

Rating: PG13, might go up but not in this chapter at least

Author/Authoress: DriftingDarkness

Disclaimer: I do not own the show 'blind date'. I don't own the show/characters of/from 'yu-gi-oh', 'beyblade' or 'gundam wing'...I'm merely taking them and making them go on this show (which as previously mentioned I don't own).

Summary: The guys from yu-gi-oh, beyblade and gundam wing find themselves stuck going on dates with each other. Yaoi Warning. No definite pairings as of yet.

Chapter Two: Corrupted Episode One; Part Two

The screen unblackens and Bakura is removed from the line of sight of the camera. Now we're completely faced on the image of Kim, standing in the middle of the room with her legendary smile on her face (it's legendary because she never takes it off..well rarely).

Kim flashes the camera an even bigger smile, which makes your jaw hurt just looking at it (trust me I know), and begins her 'after commercial speech', which for those of you who don't know, means that she is summing up the last date. Here, we'll show you

Kim shook her head. "Well that date was a complete diaster, first of all, Joey was obsessed with bestiality, Rei acted too much like a cat and together there wasn't much chemistry even though they offered each other basically what they wanted." Kim shrugged. "Oh well, lets see what will happen with our next couple." Kim changes cameras. "First up, is Yami Yugi." A picture of Yami appears on the upper lefthand side of the screen (same as last time) and his age, occuption and turn-ons (which is a muscular torso), and turn-offs (which is sandals {A/N: Do not ask!!!!! Come to think of it, doesn't he wear sandals in the show? *ponders this* oh well.} ). "Yami says that he's just out for a good time, and looking for someone to date, not someone to get married to."

Screen change!!! Now we get to see Yami, wearing a black muscle shirt, with his arms crossed, letting us see the full potiential of his arms {A/N: *drools* for those of you who don't know, Yami's my favourite yu-gi-oh character}. His legs were covered with a pair of black jeans and a black belt held it up. {A/N: *drools somemore and pictures things that are not rated pg-13*}

"I'm just out for a good time. I don't need someone who's going to be there every morning for the rest of my life. I just need someone who's going to be there tomorrow, and maybe next week but a month from now may not even remember my name." Scene change again. "I would say that I'm a pretty reasonable person. I won't go around killing people for the hell of it but I'm certainly not going to stand there and let someone beat up on me." Scene change again. "Life is too important to let it just slip by. You have to seize the day. Or at least seize the guy."

Cameras focus in on Kim again. "Well, I don't want to really think about what that means but lets hope that his date will." Kim changes cameras again {A/n: me like changing cameras!!!} "Of course, judging by what Kai Hiwatari said in his interview." Kai's picture flashes up on the screen with his age, occupation, nicknames and home town below them. "This will be just fine."

Kai appears on the screen, wearing a blue t-shirt, grey sweatpants and sunglasses. "I like guys that aren't afraid to see someone, go up to them, and say 'hey, wanna have a coffee or something'." Scene changes. "I like a guy that is forward about his ideas but doesn't forget that I have my own ideas." Scene changes again. "I think that if a guy can't give you space every once in a while without feeling upset about it, then that guy isn't for you."

Cameras go back to Kim and Kim smiles. "Well lets go on this date and see if Yami knows how to let Kai have his own space in a date we like to call; 'Touchy Feely'."

The screen turns completely blue and the worlds "Touchy Feely" appear in big bold white lettering and then it blurs and is gone. Then you see Kai walking up the sidewalk in the outfit that was previously discussed. A pair of cartoon sunglasses appear at the bottom of the screen and then it says next to them 'Kai's teammates say that Kai thinks he's too cool to hang out with them'.

Kai walks up the steps and bangs on the door, and then leans against the wall to wait for someone to answer the door. Ten seconds later, that's a long time for Kai by the way, Yami opens the door. "Hi, I'm Yami." Yami says cheerfully. A cartoon bikini appears at bottom of screen and it says next to it 'Yami's last relationship was with a girl that was too happy according to his friends. They says it rubbed off on him'.

Kai grunts. "I'm Kai." Kai leaned down to take Yami's bags. "Are you ready to go?" Yami nodded and so Kai carried the bags down to his car and threw them in the back while Yami jumped into the passenger seat and then Kai jumped in the driver seat and they're off.

A little cartoon person running after another cartoon person goes across the bottom of the screen which leaves the words; 'The Plan: Tease!!!.' Then we're in the car with Yami and Kai, Kai's driving remember.

"So what do you do for a living?" Yami asked, trying to break the silence that has over tooken the car for only god knows how long.

Kai turned the corner, after checking both ways, after looking at Yami out of the corner of his eyes. Then he sighed and pretended not to hear the question. Eventually though, he answered. "I work at my grandfather's business."

Bubble pops next to Yami's head. 'So he's grandpa's boy, huh?' Yami shrugged. "That sounds like fun. I work at my...uh grandfather's place too." Yami nodded and then waited for Kai to say something else but Kai, being Kai, didn't. "So what do you do for fun?"

"I tend not to have a lot of time for anything that's fun. Such as dating and things like that." Kai said simply.

"I'm sure you have no lack of offers though." Yami said looking up and down Kai's body. "You sure look good for someone who spends all of his time in an office." Yami smirked.

Kai grinned a little bit, just enough to let Yami know that he was pleased with the compliment but nothing more. "Thanks. I try to stay in shape but it certainly isn't easy with the kinds of hours that I keep."

Yami nodded. "Probably not." Yami shifted positions. "So would you spend less time at the office if you had someone to come home to?" Yami chuckled. "Err, well at least to go home and get ready for or something like that."

Kai chuckled too. "Yah, I know what you mean. My last boyfriend, he's on my beyblading team. He moved in with me after about eight months of us going out. In those eight months he whined I didn't pay enough attention to him so when he moved in, I would continously say that I had forgotten stuff to go home and bug him by like kissing him and then running back to the office."

Yami laughed. "So you tortured him by spending time with him but then leaving."

Kai nodded. "Yah. It was fun for a while, but he hated it. Of course, I made up for it each night so he forgave me."

They stopped at a red light and then Yami leaned over and kissed Kai. Then he pulled away and sat back in his seat just as the light changed. Kai growled and Yami chuckled. "So that was the sorta thing you'd do to him."

Kai nodded. "And now I can see why it drived him nuts." Yami merely smirked to that.

A cartoon puppy appeared at the bottom lefthand corner of the screen jumping up and down and rolling over and doing other various tricks. Words appeared next to it that said 'The Plan: Obey your Master'.

Yami and Kai walked into the dog obedience school with Kai's arm wrapped firmly around Yami's waist protectively as he steered Yami around dogs and owners.

"Hi, I'm Shanna." A girl with black hair said offering her hand to Yami and Kai to shake. Yami took it seeing as Kai wasn't going to. "Alright, we're going to teach you simple commands to teach a dog."

Yami nodded and the next thing we know, Kai and Yami both have a dog in front of them and Yami is holding a treat out to his minature husky. "Sit." The dog wagged it's tail but did nothing more than that. "Sit." Yami said again and got the same response pretty much. A bubble appeared next to the dog's head. 'Why should I have to sit? Why don't you sit?'

Kai shook his head and came over to where Yami was standing and looked down at the dog. "Sit!" Kai's voice held a certain amount of authority and the dog instantly sat down. Another bubble appeared next to the dog 'Fine, I'll sit. Sheesh you could be a little bit more nice about it.' Yami looked at Kai and glared. Kai laughed. "You need to be a little bit more aggressive with the dog if you want it to do anything."

Yami glared a little bit more intensely after that and then turned back to his dog. "Lie down!" The dog did so. "Good dog." Yami gave him the dog treat.

Kai smiled. "See, I told you. You were pretty good there too. You just need to be a little bit stricter and I'm sure you'll have this down pat in no time." Kai smacked Yami's butt and then went back to his own dog. "Roll over!"

Yami watched Kai and shook his head and turned back to the dog again and began to go over the commands again.

Shanna came back over and congraduated them and then Kai and Yami made their way back to the car and climbed in, again.

A cartoon dolphin jumps out of a pool in the bottom corner and it splashes out words that say 'The plan: Getting Wet'.

Yami and Kai are pictured standing next to a huge tank, peering in it, obviously looking for the dolphins and then all of a sudden they come up and jump, covering Kai and Yami with water.

Yami chuckled as Kai shook himself off. "I guess they found us." Kai grinned and shook his head and took Yami's hand to lead him off to the next tank.

A huge orca, and I mean HUGE, jumped out of the tank, splashing everyone in sight. Yami hid behind Kai as the water rushed towards them and Kai took all of the water. Yami came out from behind Kai and Kai turned to shake his head at him. "You know, I think I got both your water and mine."

Yami laughed and leaned over to kiss Kai on the cheek. "Eh, I like you better soaking wet anyways." Yami ran his hand through Kai's dripping hair and smiled. "Come on, lets go and dry you off before you catch a cold." Yami lead Kai back to their car and pulled his backpack out of the back and fished in it for his towel and then used it to dry Kai's hair off.

"Thanks." Kai said as he pulled the towel from Yami's hands and leaned in to take a kiss from Yami. Yami purred and at the bottom of the screen there's a picture of an audience clapping for them and cheering. Kai broke the kiss and then the audience all went 'awww' and Kai intertwined their fingers together. "Come on, lets go."

Kai and Yami end up at a café. A cup of coffee appears at the bottom of the screen and more words that say 'Date Plan: Groping over Coffee'.

Yami and Kai sat down at one of the tables and are pictured drinking their hot chocolate. Yami looked at Kai and smiled. "So, why did you and your last boyfriend break up? If you don't mind me asking."

Kai shrugged. "No, I don't mind you asking at all." Kai took a swallow of his drink and then traced a pattern on the table. "We're on the same beyblading team and so I would run these practices on the weekends. He got mad because I made him run around all day, doing what I wanted him to do and then we'd go home and I would keep up my domaint role and fuck him." Kai paused. "He wanted to be domaint in my life just as much as I was in his but I couldn't seem to let him so we broke up."

Yami cocked his head. "You broke up because you wouldn't let him be on the top?" Yami shook his head. "That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Why didn't you just let him be on the top? It sounded like you cared about him alot."

Kai nodded. "I did but I just don't like being on the bottom. It's a character flaw. While I'm happy to let him be on top every once in a while, he couldn't settle for just that."

Yami cracked his neck. "I see." A picture of Rei appears at the bottom of the screen and you see his video of what he said earlier about why him and Kai broke up. Taped Rei pushed the salad around with his fork and then turned to Joey. "I guess it was because he spent too much time playing his game, beyblading, and not spending enough time with me." Rei shrugged. "I'm a very easy going person but I need people to pay attention to me on a regular basis."

Yami shrugged and reached under the table and then his eyes popped open. "He wanted to be on top when you had this?" Cartoon audience appear again and cheers, an odd person goes 'Yah Yami! Feel him out!'.

Kai blushed slightly and turned away.

Scene changes and Kai is now walking Yami up his steps to his front door. "So, hopefully I'll see you again in the near future." Kai pulled a card out from his pocket. "Here, this is my office number. Call me there sometime."

Yami nodded and wrapped his arms around Kai in a hug. "Thanks for the date Kai. It was really something." Kai nodded, kissed Yami and then walked down the driveway, turning around to look at Yami one last time before he reached his car. Yami waved. Kai smirked and waved back and then jumped in his car.

The screen turns blue and then goes back to Kim. "Well that was an interesting date. Kai was kissed, soaked and groped by Yami and still Kai gave him a number to reach him by. Did Kai actually like Yami's nature or did Kai give him his business number so that he couldn't be reached? Lets find out, shall we?"

Yami appeared on the screen. "When I opened my door and saw Kai for the first time, I went WOW! The whole shades thing really worked for him. Sure I couldn't see his eyes but it gave him a mysterious element that I really go for."

Kai's turn. "I saw Yami for the first time and I have to admit that I was impressed. He's definitely got a nice body."

Yami ran his hand through his hair. "As the date went on and I learned more about him, the attraction went up rather than down like it usually does."

Kai crossed his arms. "He was a great guy. A little bit forward about what he wants and what he'll do for it but I could deal with that."

Yami smirked. "I think that I was little too forward in the date though. Especially when I went and 'felt him out'."

Kai shrugged. "I think that if I was going to do something a little bit more differently in that date, I would have followed him into his house." Kai smirked. "That would probably proven to be fun."

Kim swung her brown hair over her shoulder as the cameras focused on her again. "And of course, we would have had to miss that but hey, at least we know we did a good job of setting these two up." Kim winked. "Well I think we already know the answer to this but lets ask if there's going to be another date."

Yami nodded his head. "Absolutely, positively. Even if I have to go to that office of his and have a date there, I would go out with him again."

Kai nodded. "Yah, I'd love to have another date with Yami."

Kim smiled as the camera went back to her. "Well that's about it for today. See you tomorrow, or soon at least when we put four more singles together and bring you along for the ride." Kim turned to leave. "See ya."

Screen blackens and Marik appears on it, holding a match. "I just want to say that if you want Kim to update, you have to review. It's not hard, you just press a button, type some stuff, press another button and that's all. And if you don't-" Marik laughed and blew out the match. "Lets just say you won't be around to read the next chapter."