~ Chapter 13 ~

Okay, one of my friends Sindy's decided to write a story of her own. Her name's Sim Dim, she's writing X-Men, and....she's put us in it. Check it out. *

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"RACHEL?!" Katie's eyes bulged. Suddenly, she very closely resembled a long- haired, blonde frog.

"I didn't mean it! I swear!" Rachel froze and gasped again. "No! Musn't say that! Must not swear!"

Michelle gaped. "FREAK!"

Victoria scowled. "No need to be sarcastic," she snarled.

Christina began to giggle. "Rachel's gone funny."

Stephanie beamed. "Welcome to the Light!" she exclaimed joyfully.

The Fellowship could only stare.

"I feel AWFUL!" continued Rachel. "I AM-" She stopped. "What da freakin hell? Forget all that shit. I'm fine now."

The Fellowship resumed their normal walking pace.

Stephanie sighed.

Christina was still chuckling to herself.

Victoria rolled her eyes and sneezed five times.

Michelle nodded approval.

Katie's eyes shrank back into her head.

It was not long before it happened again, though. Only this time, it was the person we would least suspect.

"SHUT UP, YOU STUPID FRIGGIN ELF!" shrieked Michelle. Legolas was singing again and the happiness on his melody was giving her a headache.

A/N

Michelle don't luv Legolas no more. No one does. We like X2 now. lol

E/A/N

Legolas stopped and gave her a hurt look.

"I quite liked that," protested Steph.

"Do we care?" demanded Rachel. "NO. Shuddup. You ain't entitled to your own opinions, Steph."

"Aw...." Steph looked down at her feet. And gagged as the dreadful fumes of unwashed feet reached her nose. "I wanna shower."

"I want you to have shower too," admitted Rachel. "You stink. And was that an opinion?"

Stephanie sighed.

"You're so mean, Rachel," scolded Victoria.

"Shut up."

"Did you just tell me to shut up?" screeched the younger girl. She looked livid.

"No, I told you to sit down and have a martini," sneered Rachel caustically.

Steph winced and flinched. Suddenly, a glazed look came over her eyes, but as quickly as it was there, it vanished. "HAHAHAHA!" she threw her head back and laughed nastily. "Honestly! What did you THINK she said, stupid? Oh, WHOOPS! SORRY! I forgot! You DON'T think!"

Victoria's eyes grew wide and she gasped, looking taken aback. "Steph?"

"S-s-s-STEPH?" mimicked the girl. "Get a LIFE, you loser."

Every other person (or hobbit) .... (or elf) .... (or dwarf) but Victoria, Rachel, and Stephanie now very closely resembled a new breed of large, human-sized frogs.

"Very good," praised Rachel. "Nicely done."

"HAHAHAHAHA!" giggled Michelle, snapping out of her trance. "EVIL! YES! EVILL!!!" She clapped her hands and began to chant, "E-VIL-STEPH! E-VIL- STEPH! KILL THEM, KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL!"

A/N

Poetry has never been one of Michelle's strong points.

E/A/N

Steph laughed again. It was not a pleasant sound.

Christina began to look quite frightened. "Stephanie?" she asked. "Snap out of it."

"Snap out of WHAT, you stupid brunette bimbo?" jeered Steph. She turned to face Michelle. "Shut up, you little idiot. You're embarrassing me. And you too, Rachel. I'm sick of your stupid, nasty comments."

There was a long silence.

You could have heard a fly burp.

[a fly burps in the background- the sound echoes through the forest]

"Did she just tell me to shut up?" asked Rachel, a brow raised.

Michelle cracked her knuckles loudly.

*

Wow. Looks like troglodytes have finally discovered fire as 'yawn' so kindly revealed through their flame.