Chapter 1
Macho, Macho Hair
Chibi chibi: Hi minna-chan!
InuYasha: YOU AGAIN?!
Chibi chibi: Yes, me. Get used to it!
Sango: Now what are you going to do to us?
Chibi chibi: KAREOKE!
Kagome: YES! I haven't done that in a long time! It's so much fun!
Miroku: What is this ke-re-o-ke though?
Chibi chibi: Well, you pick a song then you sing it in front of everyone.
InuYasha: Just great.......
Shippo: When do we get started? I wanna do it!
Chibi chibi: All right, lemme get Naraku and the others first
InuYasha: WHAT?!?!
Sango: WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THEM HERE?!
Chibi chibi: More the merry! *Chants a spell then Kouga, Naraku, Sesshy- sama (kukuku), Kagura, and Kanna appear in front of them *
Kouga: KAGOME! *Grabs her hands * I am so glad to see you again!
Kagome: Likewise.......^_^;;
InuYasha: HANDS OFF, WOLF!!
Kouga: She's MY woman! I have the right to touch her!
Chibi chibi: Now, now, no fighting or you're going to find my wrath in your faces!
Naraku: What are we doing over here, human? I was plotting!
Sesshy-sama: Like-wise.......*eyes Tetsusaiga *
InuYasha: Over my dead body! *snort *
Chibi chibi: KAREOKE TIME!
Kagura: What's ka-re-o-ke?
Chibi chibi: When you sing in front of everyone! Do I have to say it again?
Kouga: What did you say?
Chibi chibi: *face faults * I'll be right back.......*grabs his ear and pulls him behind a bush were you now hear cries of help coming from it *
Miroku: I swear, I'll never grope that woman in my life.......
Sango: How about, never grope another woman in your life?
Chibi chibi: OK! Are we ready to start now? *comes from behind bush with a beaten up Kouga following her, whimpering *
InuYasha: HA! Allowed a woman beat you up? Pathetic!
Kagome: I'm warning you, InuYasha.......*glare *
InuYasha: *turns head and whistles innocently * Wha? I didn't do nothin!
Kagome: Yeah right
Chibi chibi: NO MORE! LET'S DO THIS! *takes out hat and puts pieces of paper in it *
Shippo: Whacha doing?
Chibi chibi: Care to draw one out?
Shippo: All right! *reaches hand into it and pulls out a piece of paper *
Kanna: What does it say?
Shippo: Naraku!
Chibi chibi: OK! Naraku, you're first up!
Naraku: *pouts * Great, why me? *Goes up and picks a song while everyone finds a beanbag to sit on *
Naraku: *grabs a microphone * Hello? Hello? Kukuku?
Kouga: WE CAN HEAR YOU! Just sing all ready!
(A/N: For those who don't know this song, it's really Macho, Macho Man, just in Naraku's version. I redid the songs so it fits the character personality, now, on to the singing!)
'Hair....wanna feel my hair?
Hair....such a thrill, my hair!
Hair....wanna touch my hair?
Hair....it's too much, my hair!
Hair, Check it out, my hair,
Hair, Don't you doubt my hair,
Hair, Talkin 'bout my hair,
Hair, Check it out, my hair!
Every man wants a macho, macho hair cut,
To have the kind of hair, always in demand
Brushing in the mornings, go man go
Works out in the Hair Salon, hair grows
You can best believe that I have macho hair
Ready to get down with any not I can!
*(People's voices in the background) *
(HEY! HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!)
Macho, macho hair (macho hair)
I've got to have macho hair
Macho, macho hair!
I've go to be a macho! (OW!!)
Macho, macho hair!
I've got to have macho hair !
Macho, macho hair! (yeah, yeah!!)
I've got to be a macho!!
Hair, hair, hair, wanna feel my hair,
Hair, hair, hair, gonna thrill my hair,
Hair, hair, hair, don'tcha stop my hair,
Hair, hair, hair, it's so hot, my hair!!
Every man ought to have macho, macho hair,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own hairstyle and brushes,
Possess the strength and confidence, hair's a steal,
You can best believe I have macho hair,
I'm a special person in anybody's land!
(HEY! HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!)
Macho, macho hair (macho hair)
I've got to have macho hair,
Macho, macho hair,
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest!)
Macho, macho hair! (see my thick, thick hair)
I've got to have macho hair!
Macho, macho hair
I've got to be a macho! (big black locks!)
Macho, macho hair (dig my hair!)
I've got to have macho hair!
Macho, macho hair
I've got to be a macho! HEY!'
Everyone: *stares at Naraku *
Naraku: WHAT?!?!
Chibi chibi: Ya.......THAT was quite unexpected.......
Kagome: You didn't do the song right!
Naraku: Hmp! I did it in my own version to fit my hair! *fingers hair *
InuYasha: I thought only Fluffy liked his hair that much.......
Sesshy-sama: WHAT WAS THAT?
Chibi chibi: Well, we'll see you next time!
Shippo: We're going all ready? I was having fun!
Chibi chibi: Only one person singing per chapter!
Kagome: Well, Ja ne!
(Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or the song Macho Macho Man! I do own the redid version of macho macho man though! ^_________________^)
Chibi chibi: Just a note, you see that button down there? Yeah, there? Click on it and you get a lollypop! *HERE* V *HERE*
Chibi chibi: Hi minna-chan!
InuYasha: YOU AGAIN?!
Chibi chibi: Yes, me. Get used to it!
Sango: Now what are you going to do to us?
Chibi chibi: KAREOKE!
Kagome: YES! I haven't done that in a long time! It's so much fun!
Miroku: What is this ke-re-o-ke though?
Chibi chibi: Well, you pick a song then you sing it in front of everyone.
InuYasha: Just great.......
Shippo: When do we get started? I wanna do it!
Chibi chibi: All right, lemme get Naraku and the others first
InuYasha: WHAT?!?!
Sango: WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THEM HERE?!
Chibi chibi: More the merry! *Chants a spell then Kouga, Naraku, Sesshy- sama (kukuku), Kagura, and Kanna appear in front of them *
Kouga: KAGOME! *Grabs her hands * I am so glad to see you again!
Kagome: Likewise.......^_^;;
InuYasha: HANDS OFF, WOLF!!
Kouga: She's MY woman! I have the right to touch her!
Chibi chibi: Now, now, no fighting or you're going to find my wrath in your faces!
Naraku: What are we doing over here, human? I was plotting!
Sesshy-sama: Like-wise.......*eyes Tetsusaiga *
InuYasha: Over my dead body! *snort *
Chibi chibi: KAREOKE TIME!
Kagura: What's ka-re-o-ke?
Chibi chibi: When you sing in front of everyone! Do I have to say it again?
Kouga: What did you say?
Chibi chibi: *face faults * I'll be right back.......*grabs his ear and pulls him behind a bush were you now hear cries of help coming from it *
Miroku: I swear, I'll never grope that woman in my life.......
Sango: How about, never grope another woman in your life?
Chibi chibi: OK! Are we ready to start now? *comes from behind bush with a beaten up Kouga following her, whimpering *
InuYasha: HA! Allowed a woman beat you up? Pathetic!
Kagome: I'm warning you, InuYasha.......*glare *
InuYasha: *turns head and whistles innocently * Wha? I didn't do nothin!
Kagome: Yeah right
Chibi chibi: NO MORE! LET'S DO THIS! *takes out hat and puts pieces of paper in it *
Shippo: Whacha doing?
Chibi chibi: Care to draw one out?
Shippo: All right! *reaches hand into it and pulls out a piece of paper *
Kanna: What does it say?
Shippo: Naraku!
Chibi chibi: OK! Naraku, you're first up!
Naraku: *pouts * Great, why me? *Goes up and picks a song while everyone finds a beanbag to sit on *
Naraku: *grabs a microphone * Hello? Hello? Kukuku?
Kouga: WE CAN HEAR YOU! Just sing all ready!
(A/N: For those who don't know this song, it's really Macho, Macho Man, just in Naraku's version. I redid the songs so it fits the character personality, now, on to the singing!)
'Hair....wanna feel my hair?
Hair....such a thrill, my hair!
Hair....wanna touch my hair?
Hair....it's too much, my hair!
Hair, Check it out, my hair,
Hair, Don't you doubt my hair,
Hair, Talkin 'bout my hair,
Hair, Check it out, my hair!
Every man wants a macho, macho hair cut,
To have the kind of hair, always in demand
Brushing in the mornings, go man go
Works out in the Hair Salon, hair grows
You can best believe that I have macho hair
Ready to get down with any not I can!
*(People's voices in the background) *
(HEY! HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!)
Macho, macho hair (macho hair)
I've got to have macho hair
Macho, macho hair!
I've go to be a macho! (OW!!)
Macho, macho hair!
I've got to have macho hair !
Macho, macho hair! (yeah, yeah!!)
I've got to be a macho!!
Hair, hair, hair, wanna feel my hair,
Hair, hair, hair, gonna thrill my hair,
Hair, hair, hair, don'tcha stop my hair,
Hair, hair, hair, it's so hot, my hair!!
Every man ought to have macho, macho hair,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own hairstyle and brushes,
Possess the strength and confidence, hair's a steal,
You can best believe I have macho hair,
I'm a special person in anybody's land!
(HEY! HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!)
Macho, macho hair (macho hair)
I've got to have macho hair,
Macho, macho hair,
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest!)
Macho, macho hair! (see my thick, thick hair)
I've got to have macho hair!
Macho, macho hair
I've got to be a macho! (big black locks!)
Macho, macho hair (dig my hair!)
I've got to have macho hair!
Macho, macho hair
I've got to be a macho! HEY!'
Everyone: *stares at Naraku *
Naraku: WHAT?!?!
Chibi chibi: Ya.......THAT was quite unexpected.......
Kagome: You didn't do the song right!
Naraku: Hmp! I did it in my own version to fit my hair! *fingers hair *
InuYasha: I thought only Fluffy liked his hair that much.......
Sesshy-sama: WHAT WAS THAT?
Chibi chibi: Well, we'll see you next time!
Shippo: We're going all ready? I was having fun!
Chibi chibi: Only one person singing per chapter!
Kagome: Well, Ja ne!
(Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or the song Macho Macho Man! I do own the redid version of macho macho man though! ^_________________^)
Chibi chibi: Just a note, you see that button down there? Yeah, there? Click on it and you get a lollypop! *HERE* V *HERE*
