Today on the Jerry Springer show

'Fathers confronting the boyfriends of their daughters'

Jerry Springer: Hello! And welcome to the Jerry Springer show! I'm your host, Jerry Springer. On today's show we have fathers who have come here to confront their

daughters boyfriends. Our first guest is a father from upstate New York. His daughter has married a gigolo

behind his back, and this gigolo is still in business. Here are Daimien, Marrisa, and her husband, Bobby.



They walk out and the crowd boos.

Daimien: Oh, shut the f*&% up!

Marrissa: Dad! Language.

Damien: You shut up to, Marrissa. You have to go marry the man-bitch, and now look at you!

Marrissa: I live in one of the best places in NYC.

Bobby: I support her well.

Damien: With your no good business, f*&%ing women for money.

Bobby: It pays well.

Marrissa: I'm happy Dad.

Damien: But Marrissa-

Jerry cuts him off.

Jerry: Let's bring out next guests.... Mark gives his daughter everything. And she still runs off with her boyfriend. Now they are here three years and seven kids later....Mark, Jesse, and Mario.

Mark: You f*&$ing bastard. How dare you get my daughter pregnant. And haven't you ever heard of a condom, or the pill, or anything. Seven f&%$ing kids in three f&*$ing

years! What the F%#* is that?

Jesse: But we are in love Daddy.

Mark: The f&$% you are. He just wants some easy f%*$ing.

Mario: I do not. And don't tell your daughter what she feels.

Mark: I will tell her whatever I want.

Jesse: Dad! I'm not a stupid, sh*% headed kid anymore. I can take care of my f%#& self, okay?!

Jerry: Whoa! Let's slow down and bring out our final guests. Vegeta just wants his little girl to be happy. But when she starts showing all these changes, dying her hair, facial piercings, he starts to wonder about his little girl. And then when he finds out she is

pregnant, he wants to kill her boyfriend. Of course, he can't legally, so he agreed to confront him on our show.

Vegeta and Bra walk out. The crowd boos at Bra. They shut-up immediately when Vegeta glares at them.

Jerry: And now, here is Goten.

The crown boos even harder when Goten walks out. Vegeta gives him the meanest death glare he can manage and flexes his muscles.

Vegeta: You.

Goten makes a small pathetic meep.

Vegeta: YOU! You are the f&%@ bastard of Kakarot's that f%*$ my daughter and gave her this...this thing that will be my grandchild.

Goten: It was an accident.

Vegeta: And if I kill you, that will be the accident.

Bra: Daddy, no. I love Goten.

Mark: Vegeta, killing them isn't enough.

Vegeta: Goten, I give you to the count of ten.

Jerry: Vegeta. Please don't. We frown on violence on this show.

Bobby: Bullsh*$

Vegeta: One.

Goten: Where is the exit.

Vegeta: Two.

Bra: Daddy, no.

Vegeta: Three.

Jerry: Mr. Briefs.

Vegeta: Four.

Goten: Jerry, I really would like that exit now.

Vegeta: Five.

Jerry: He can't do much. We will call out security guards in a few minutes.

Vegeta: Six.

Goten: I don't' have a few minutes.

Vegeta: Seven.

Bra: Daddy, don't.

Vegeta: Eight.

Damien: Yeah, kill the bitch.

Vegeta: Nine.

Goten: Jerry!

Vegeta: Ten

Vegeta smiles. He slowly moves towards Goten, enjoying the looks of fear, anger, and other emotions similar flash across his face. In a blink of an eye, Vegeta is on Goten, literately tearing him apart.

Crowd: GO! GO! GO! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Bra: Daddy!

The security guards are called in. It takes sixty to haul Vegeta off. Goten is lying on the floor, groaning. He looks pretty beat up.

Jerry: Somebody call an ambulance for this poor boy.

A medic team comes in and takes Goten away.

Bra: Daddy, please don't try to finish him off.

Vegeta: All right honey. For you.

Jerry: Now let's say good-bye to this weeks bunch.

Next time on Jerry Springer

"You bitch! How could you make me believe that you were really my boyfriend!"

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What do ya think?

Beth