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Chapter 4: The ..show!

While Gotenks was at Hercule's, Piccolo had arrived on the scene of the laughing sayians.

He looked at them for a moment the said:

"May I ask what's so funny?"

"Gotenks . haha . was wearing . haha . a bunny suit!!! HAHAHAHA!" Vegeta screamed trying to control his laughter.

"But he's drunk!!!" Piccolo yelled, "We have to go and get him!!!"

"No way!" Gohan said, "This is the perfect blackmail thing!!! I'm not going to give it up!!!"

"Well, if you're not going to catch him!!! I WILL!" Piccolo said and flew off.

"Let's try to get a few more shots of Gotenks before Piccolo puts him back in order!" Vegeta said, grabbed Gohan's camera and they both shot off to find Gotenks.

They sensed his ki in the Satan Mansion.

"Oh great!" Vegeta groaned "He's at the oaf's!"

"Yeah well, another nice blackmail thing!" Gohan said and the sayian's faces split onto evil smirks. They kicked open the nearest window of the house and flew inside.

They heard somebody talking in the room next to theirs.

When they entered the room they stared.

Hercule and 'the easter bunny' were sitting on the floor with BARBIES in their hands.

"Should we go to the mall today, Vanessa?" Hercule said.

"Of course we should, Barbie!" Gotenks said.

"This day just keeps getting better and better." Gohan said, pulled the camera out of Vegeta's hands and started taping the whole thing.

The two Barbies pretended to go to the mall and buy themselves new make-up and clothes.

Gotenks was saying:

"This would look lovely on you!" while holding up a toy, pink dress with pink feathers.

"I feel kind of sorry for the brats" Vegeta said after 10 minutes, "But not really!"

"Tell you what, let's get them out of here and just tape something different!" Gohan said.

"Sure, why not!" Vegeta said and shot a very weak ki blast at Gotenks, just strong enough to make him fall out of the window.

Apparently, Hercule was also drunk because he didn't even notice. He just kept putting on different dresses on the barbies and grinning like an idiot.

*Some time passes*

Gotenks had just walked into a club (A/N: I know there aren't any at day, but use your imagination) with Vegeta and Gohan following him, camera at the ready.

They saw the instant they walked in that Eminem was rapping on stage:

Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real life Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics And show these people what my level of skill's like But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life Somethin ain't right, hit the brake lights Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like

By that time Gotenks was on the stage. Marshall stopped for a moment, just to say:

"Yo fuck off little kid!"

(A/N: Alright I don't think he would say that, although he might, but HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW I'VE NEVER MET HIM!!!)

But Gotenks ignored him, grabbed the microphone away from him and started:

Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault Great then I falls, my insides crawl and I clam up (wham) I just slam shut I just can't do it, my whole manhood's just been stripped, I have just been vicked So I must then get, off the bus then slip Man fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck home World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road

Which was actually pretty good. (A/N: Just imagine, a bunny rapping next to Eminem on stage.? By that time Gohan had turned on his camera and was taping the whole thing.

Marshall decided to go along with it, even if the bunny outfit was making him want to throw up right on top of his fans:

I'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap To the same plant, and the same pants Tryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAP And get a new plan, momma's got a new man Poor little baby sister, she don't understand Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand While she colors her big brother and mother and dad Ain't no tellin what really goes on in her little head Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had But I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad! Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best And I try, sit alone and I cry

Gotenks's turn again:

Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God Please don't let me be bitchin holdin no regular job Yo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know And I'ma be back for you, the second that I blow On everything I own, I'll make it on my own Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road

Eminem: I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land Time to really just take matters into my own hands Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back (8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone And go follow the footsteps I'm makin my own Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road

Gotenks: You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate of authenticity, you'd never even see But it's everything to me, it's my credibility You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me But yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go

Eminem:

Who must I show, to bust my flow Where must I go, who must I know Or am I just another crab in the bucket Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck it Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit if the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit And it's cold, tryin to travel this road Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want is pity from no one, the city is no fun There is no sun, and it's so dark

Gotenks:

Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart I'm torn in my limbs, by each one of my friends It's enough to make me just wanna jump out of my skin Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top I just explode, the kettle gets so hot Sometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't got But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn

Eminem:

Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned Ain't no fallin no next time I meet a new girl I can no longer play stupid or be immature I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird Then I turn and cross over the median curb Hit the verbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road

Then they were finished, leaving everyone including Vegeta and Gohan staring at them open mouthed