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Chapter 5: The 'legendary' chapter with no title

After everybody had stopped gaping, which took about half an hour, Vegeta said:

"Yeah, well, make that the new winner of the MTV awards"

"I didn't know you watched that!" Gohan snickered.

"Well." Vegeta said as he went red, "Maybe a couple of times!"

"You're such a bad liar!" Gohan laughed, "What else do you watch? Barney?"

"Shut up brat or else I'll kill you! Then wish you back to life, and kill you again!"

"Yah, sure, whatever, but in case you haven't noticed, Gotenks is gone!" Gohan said and pointed to the stage and then to the open door.

"WHAT!?" Vegeta yelled and sprinted with Gohan out the door.

"That way!" Gohan said pointing to the next street, after locating Gotenks' ki.

But before they got a chance to turn the corner, a large truck appeared, with a large sign taped to it that said:

"Gotenx rox ma world, baby!"

Surprisingly enough it was Gotenks sitting in the driver's seat. But, since he was drunk and in any case couldn't drive, the pace of the truck wasn't, well, all so pretty. It must have been going at least 100 Mph and veering of course every once in a while.

While Gohan and Vegeta were blinking the truck was already at the other side of town.

"COME ON BRAT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!! KET'S GO AFTER HIM!!!" Vegeta yelled at Gohan as he blasted off into the air.

"Look who's talking." Gohan muttered but flew off after Vegeta.

They spotted Gotenks and his truck driving out into the country, and Piccolo was chasing after him with his arms stretched out ON FOOT.

Vegeta let out a sort of giggle. Then, realizing what he's done, clapped his hand over his mouth, while Gohan laughed.

Meanwhile, Piccolo had caught up with the truck and was lying on top of it.

"Come on, let's rescue Piccolo!" Gohan said and he and Vegeta flew toward the truck and grabbed Piccolo by his cape.

"THIS MADNESS NEEDS TO STOP!!!" Piccolo yelled.

"Yeah. But HOW do we stop it, when we can't even catch the madMAN?" Vegeta said.

"I don't know. when does the fusion split?" Piccolo asked.

"Unfortunately, Gotenks controls the defusion." Gohan said. They all sighed in unison.

"Maybe we should all just wait and let him cool off." Vegeta suggested, "But first, the woman showed me how to program a camera to chase after anything. For ONCE it was worth listening to her!"

He took the camera from Gohan's hands and started fumbling with the buttons and dials. Then, the camera just took off.

Piccolo shook his head in frustration and said:

"Fine, have your little fun! All I care about is REST!"

He slumped down onto the ground. Vegeta and Gohan all followed suit.

"So. how are you all doing?" Gohan asked, trying to break the silence.

"Fine, except for that brat of mine. First, he annoys the hell out of me. Second, I keep hearing explosions from his room. Third, if I don't wake up early enough, I can say bye-bye to breakfast!" Vegeta grunted. But Gohan knew Vegeta better than that. He knew that inside Vegeta loved Trunks.

"What about you, Piccolo?" Gohan turned to his former sensei.

"Fine, except for the brat, your brother. First, he annoys the hell out of me. Second, I keep hearing explosions from your house. It disturbs my meditation. Third, if I don't wake up early enough, I can say bye-bye to breakfast. BAM! He already peed in the lake!" Piccolo replied.

Gohan sighed. He knew Piccolo actually cared for Goten, but he didn't mention anything about it, because he was scared to have millions of ki blasts flying at him. Come to think of it, Trunks and Goten annoyed the hell out of him too, he constantly heard bangs and explosions coming from wherever they are and, true, if he didn't get up early enough, then, gee, tough look, he'd have to wait for lunch to get something into his empty stomach.

"How long do you think we'll have to wait?" Gohan asked.

For some reason, Piccolo sighed, then said:

"A LONG, LONG time." And pointed into the sky.

There, Gohan could see an airplane, forming the words:

"Gotenks is da man!"

He shook his head.

Moments later, they heard bangs from the city and Gotenks yelling:

"Who's da man!?"

"This could take a while!" Gohan thought.

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