I'm back! yay! This is the last chapter, and it's extra long.
Thanks Sarah Buu for one of the ideas at the very beginning of this chapter.
Disclaimer: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Chapter 6: The 'legendary' end
*With Gotenks*
Gotenks had crashed his plane, and then another one, and another one, until he couldn't find any more.
He was now rampaging around the city, dressed like a cowboy. He had gotten a horse from somewhere and was sitting on top of it, holding a lasso (A/N: Is that how you spell it?).
People were screaming and running out of his way, since Gotenks happened to be lassoing (spelling?) everything he could reach, and then throwing it, him or her away.
After he had crossed half the city, non other then Yamcha, Krillin and Tien had arrived (and Chauzu chickened out).
"Hey Gotenks! What do you think you are doing?" Yamcha said.
"Yeah, and where are Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo?" Krillin asked, "I thought they were trying to restrain you?"
"Did... but then they gave up. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Gotenks answered, then started to laugh like a maniac.
"Well, they chickened out, but we wont!" Tien said.
Gotenks laughed crazily again and instead of answering lassoed Yamcha onto the horse and yelled:
"Come on, cowgirl! Let's rock and roll!"
(A/N: In this story Yamcha still has long hair, so he looks like a girl)
Yamcha looked as though he was ready to strangle Gotenks, but he never got his chance. First, he still had the lasso around him and, second, the horse just took off at top speed.
"Let's go watch a movie girlfriend!" Gotenks said to Yamcha, who now looked so angry that he might as well have exploded, but Gotenks was still too drunk to notice.
He dragged them into the movie theater and went into the room (whatever) where 'The Hot Chick' was playing. (A/N: If you didn't watch the movie you wont get this next part) It was just at the part when The janitor, or Spence, or Jessica (or whatever you want to call her, or him, Oh never mind! You have to watch the movie to get it!) was leaning over the bathroom stall and looking at his/her (A/N: WHATEVER!) boyfriend and saying: "Billy!"
"OOOO!" Gotenks screamed and dragged Yamcha and him back out and into the men's bathroom.
He leaned over one of the stalls and said:
"Billy!"
Suprisingly, it was a woman in there and she screamed and started throwing toilet paper and whatever else she could find at him. He and Yamcha ran out screaming.
"Idiot! Gotenks! That was not the men's bathroom!"
"Okay then!" Gotenk giggled and ran over to the opposite door where it said 'Men's Bathroom'.
"I shouldn't have said that!" Yamcha shook his head and went after Gotenks to drag him out of there and to stop him from doing anything stupid, but it was already too late. Screaming was coming out of the stalls when Yamcha entered. It appeared that Gotenks had run down the length of the bathroom, throwing the stall doors off their hinges while yelling: "So many Billy's!"
*Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo*
Gohan Vegeta and Piccolo had gotten tored of theirs waiting for Gotenks to calm down about 2 minutes ago and were now heading towards his ki.
"Yamcha, Krillen and Tien seemed to have come to their aid!" Piccolo said to the others.
Vegeta laughed and said:
"They wont last long!"
Gohan glared at him but said nothing.
They landed outside the movie theater in 5 minutes just as Yamcha and Gotenks got chased out by a stampede of angry people, some still pulling on their pants.
Yamcha and Gotenks took off into the air. Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo went after them, or else they would have been trampled by the crowd.
*Meanwhile at the Son's*
"GOKU! GET UP OFF THAT COUCH AND TAKE ME TO SATAN CITY!!!" ChiChi was yelling to her husband, "I'M GOING TO TEACH THOSE BOYS A LESSON!!!"
"Oh come on ShiShi! Shust shive rore minutes, shis ish sha besht part!" Goku said with his mouth full of chips, watching 'Casper'.
(Oh come on ChiChi! Just Five more minutes, this is the best part)
"NO! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THAT COUCH AND BRING ME TO SATAN CITY!"
"Oh, okay!" Goku said, getting reluctantly off the couch and swallowing his mouthfull of Doritos. He picked up ChiChi and they flew off towards Satan city.
*Back to Gotenks, Yamcha, Piccolo, Gohan and Vegeta*
They were all just flying, flying, flying, and I'm going to skip the next 10 minutes.
Suddenly there was a a voice, a voice, shouting the most dreadful thing ever known to man-kind:
"It's the frying pan for you, mister!"
Gotenks flinched. He knew that was meant for him, since the effects of all that he had drunk were SLOWLY starting to wear off. He was still completely drunk but he understood, that there was no escape now. He turned arround and saw ChiChi, held by Goku, clutching the All-Mighty-Fying-Pan-of-Terror.
ChiChi lunged at him, taking Goku with her and slammed Gotenks upside the head with the Frying Pan. Then she held him in a bear hug and screamed in Goku's ear:
"LET'S GO HOME!!!"
"Yes, Ma'am"
They took off and the others followed.
*At Home*
ChiChi had tied Gotenks to a chair and now was questioning him, with the others watching closely.
"Are you drunk?"
"Yes"
"How much?"
"A lot, about 100 bottles worth of beer"
"Did you find them at Bulma's?"
"Yes"
"Can you please defuse now?"
"Yes"
After a moment ChiChi said:
"WELL???"
"I said yes to I can, but not to I will!" Gotenks said and giggled archiving only a large strike in the head by the Frying Pan.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!!!" He yelled and defused.
The result was that Trunks and Goten, appeared, completely confused (A/N: Remember, in this story Gotenks has a mind of his own), both tied in the same chair.
"Why are we tied up?" Goten whined.
"Because you've got a lot of explaining to do! FIRST! Tell me why Gotenks got DRUNK!?!?!?!"
"HE WAS!?" Trunks and Goten yelled in unisen.
"Yep! Now tell me WHY!?"
"We wouldn't know! We don't control him!" Trunks said.
ChiChi looked at them suspiciously, but then relaxed:
"Alright, I believe you!"
They all stared at her in desbelief for a few moments then went to help Trunks and Goten get out of their chair.
*3 months later*
"Gohan! Gohan!"
Someone was calling him, Gohan turned around and saw Trunks and Goten hurrying towards him, clutching something that looked like a photograph in their hands.
"Gohan? Guess what we got?" Goten said mischiviosly.
"What?"
"We saw you and Videl making out yesterday night, and we took a picture!!!"
"So?"
"So unless you.. er... give us 100 pounds of sugar and 100 R rated and 100 PG-13 Rated movies, we're going to show it to EVERYBODY!!!"
"Oh yeah!? We'll see about that!" Gohan smirked, opened his desk drawer and drew out a tape, with 'Extreme Blackmail' written on it.
"And what's that supposed to be?" Trunks asked, completely un-impressed.
Instead of answering, Gohan put the tape into the video player and motioned for Trunks and Goten to sit down and watch it.
They did. When the movie was finished, it was pretty obvious that Trunks and Goten WEREN'T going to show the picture to anyone.
The tape had everything on it, from them (or Gotenks) running around the city naked to calling Yamcha their/his girlfriend.
As they walked away, dumbstruck, Gohan chuckled and said quietly:
"That will keep them from doing anything for a LONG time!"
The End.
Did you like it? Even though this story is finished, could you plese review and tell me what you thought of it? Oh yeah, and could you read and review my other story, Trunks and Goten Meet Harry Potter, (PG-13, Humour/General), which is not finished yet and wont be for quite a while. Writing and updating this and that story regulary showed me how hard it is to write two stories at once, so until that story is finished, I wont be writing any more. I don't recommend you to do so either. So.... please read Trunks and Goten meet Harry Potter, review it, review this and have a nice day... pretty please?
Thanks Sarah Buu for one of the ideas at the very beginning of this chapter.
Disclaimer: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Chapter 6: The 'legendary' end
*With Gotenks*
Gotenks had crashed his plane, and then another one, and another one, until he couldn't find any more.
He was now rampaging around the city, dressed like a cowboy. He had gotten a horse from somewhere and was sitting on top of it, holding a lasso (A/N: Is that how you spell it?).
People were screaming and running out of his way, since Gotenks happened to be lassoing (spelling?) everything he could reach, and then throwing it, him or her away.
After he had crossed half the city, non other then Yamcha, Krillin and Tien had arrived (and Chauzu chickened out).
"Hey Gotenks! What do you think you are doing?" Yamcha said.
"Yeah, and where are Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo?" Krillin asked, "I thought they were trying to restrain you?"
"Did... but then they gave up. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Gotenks answered, then started to laugh like a maniac.
"Well, they chickened out, but we wont!" Tien said.
Gotenks laughed crazily again and instead of answering lassoed Yamcha onto the horse and yelled:
"Come on, cowgirl! Let's rock and roll!"
(A/N: In this story Yamcha still has long hair, so he looks like a girl)
Yamcha looked as though he was ready to strangle Gotenks, but he never got his chance. First, he still had the lasso around him and, second, the horse just took off at top speed.
"Let's go watch a movie girlfriend!" Gotenks said to Yamcha, who now looked so angry that he might as well have exploded, but Gotenks was still too drunk to notice.
He dragged them into the movie theater and went into the room (whatever) where 'The Hot Chick' was playing. (A/N: If you didn't watch the movie you wont get this next part) It was just at the part when The janitor, or Spence, or Jessica (or whatever you want to call her, or him, Oh never mind! You have to watch the movie to get it!) was leaning over the bathroom stall and looking at his/her (A/N: WHATEVER!) boyfriend and saying: "Billy!"
"OOOO!" Gotenks screamed and dragged Yamcha and him back out and into the men's bathroom.
He leaned over one of the stalls and said:
"Billy!"
Suprisingly, it was a woman in there and she screamed and started throwing toilet paper and whatever else she could find at him. He and Yamcha ran out screaming.
"Idiot! Gotenks! That was not the men's bathroom!"
"Okay then!" Gotenk giggled and ran over to the opposite door where it said 'Men's Bathroom'.
"I shouldn't have said that!" Yamcha shook his head and went after Gotenks to drag him out of there and to stop him from doing anything stupid, but it was already too late. Screaming was coming out of the stalls when Yamcha entered. It appeared that Gotenks had run down the length of the bathroom, throwing the stall doors off their hinges while yelling: "So many Billy's!"
*Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo*
Gohan Vegeta and Piccolo had gotten tored of theirs waiting for Gotenks to calm down about 2 minutes ago and were now heading towards his ki.
"Yamcha, Krillen and Tien seemed to have come to their aid!" Piccolo said to the others.
Vegeta laughed and said:
"They wont last long!"
Gohan glared at him but said nothing.
They landed outside the movie theater in 5 minutes just as Yamcha and Gotenks got chased out by a stampede of angry people, some still pulling on their pants.
Yamcha and Gotenks took off into the air. Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo went after them, or else they would have been trampled by the crowd.
*Meanwhile at the Son's*
"GOKU! GET UP OFF THAT COUCH AND TAKE ME TO SATAN CITY!!!" ChiChi was yelling to her husband, "I'M GOING TO TEACH THOSE BOYS A LESSON!!!"
"Oh come on ShiShi! Shust shive rore minutes, shis ish sha besht part!" Goku said with his mouth full of chips, watching 'Casper'.
(Oh come on ChiChi! Just Five more minutes, this is the best part)
"NO! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THAT COUCH AND BRING ME TO SATAN CITY!"
"Oh, okay!" Goku said, getting reluctantly off the couch and swallowing his mouthfull of Doritos. He picked up ChiChi and they flew off towards Satan city.
*Back to Gotenks, Yamcha, Piccolo, Gohan and Vegeta*
They were all just flying, flying, flying, and I'm going to skip the next 10 minutes.
Suddenly there was a a voice, a voice, shouting the most dreadful thing ever known to man-kind:
"It's the frying pan for you, mister!"
Gotenks flinched. He knew that was meant for him, since the effects of all that he had drunk were SLOWLY starting to wear off. He was still completely drunk but he understood, that there was no escape now. He turned arround and saw ChiChi, held by Goku, clutching the All-Mighty-Fying-Pan-of-Terror.
ChiChi lunged at him, taking Goku with her and slammed Gotenks upside the head with the Frying Pan. Then she held him in a bear hug and screamed in Goku's ear:
"LET'S GO HOME!!!"
"Yes, Ma'am"
They took off and the others followed.
*At Home*
ChiChi had tied Gotenks to a chair and now was questioning him, with the others watching closely.
"Are you drunk?"
"Yes"
"How much?"
"A lot, about 100 bottles worth of beer"
"Did you find them at Bulma's?"
"Yes"
"Can you please defuse now?"
"Yes"
After a moment ChiChi said:
"WELL???"
"I said yes to I can, but not to I will!" Gotenks said and giggled archiving only a large strike in the head by the Frying Pan.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!!!" He yelled and defused.
The result was that Trunks and Goten, appeared, completely confused (A/N: Remember, in this story Gotenks has a mind of his own), both tied in the same chair.
"Why are we tied up?" Goten whined.
"Because you've got a lot of explaining to do! FIRST! Tell me why Gotenks got DRUNK!?!?!?!"
"HE WAS!?" Trunks and Goten yelled in unisen.
"Yep! Now tell me WHY!?"
"We wouldn't know! We don't control him!" Trunks said.
ChiChi looked at them suspiciously, but then relaxed:
"Alright, I believe you!"
They all stared at her in desbelief for a few moments then went to help Trunks and Goten get out of their chair.
*3 months later*
"Gohan! Gohan!"
Someone was calling him, Gohan turned around and saw Trunks and Goten hurrying towards him, clutching something that looked like a photograph in their hands.
"Gohan? Guess what we got?" Goten said mischiviosly.
"What?"
"We saw you and Videl making out yesterday night, and we took a picture!!!"
"So?"
"So unless you.. er... give us 100 pounds of sugar and 100 R rated and 100 PG-13 Rated movies, we're going to show it to EVERYBODY!!!"
"Oh yeah!? We'll see about that!" Gohan smirked, opened his desk drawer and drew out a tape, with 'Extreme Blackmail' written on it.
"And what's that supposed to be?" Trunks asked, completely un-impressed.
Instead of answering, Gohan put the tape into the video player and motioned for Trunks and Goten to sit down and watch it.
They did. When the movie was finished, it was pretty obvious that Trunks and Goten WEREN'T going to show the picture to anyone.
The tape had everything on it, from them (or Gotenks) running around the city naked to calling Yamcha their/his girlfriend.
As they walked away, dumbstruck, Gohan chuckled and said quietly:
"That will keep them from doing anything for a LONG time!"
The End.
Did you like it? Even though this story is finished, could you plese review and tell me what you thought of it? Oh yeah, and could you read and review my other story, Trunks and Goten Meet Harry Potter, (PG-13, Humour/General), which is not finished yet and wont be for quite a while. Writing and updating this and that story regulary showed me how hard it is to write two stories at once, so until that story is finished, I wont be writing any more. I don't recommend you to do so either. So.... please read Trunks and Goten meet Harry Potter, review it, review this and have a nice day... pretty please?
