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Distance
Yeah Right
"Fuck you Malfoy!" Hermione yelled throwing his book at his area, he caught it with and groan, "Well if you weren't so dirty I would fuck you, let me think, never mind scratch that I would never fuck you, I would fuck myself though thank you," He said then walked in his room with a click of the door.
-Malfoy not that bad? What the hell was I thinking, he was nice for 2 seconds and I get all yeah go team, but noooo fucking asshole- she thought to herself picking up her papers that he had flung around the room during their heated argument over only god knows what.
She picked up the last remaining paper and walked into her room and put them on her vanity then dropped onto her bed. Tonight was their shift together to patrol the halls, -joy- she put her robes on and looked at the clock 10:00 pm, they would be out there for 2 hours together "Ugh! Why me?" she said grabbing her wand and walking out again.
She walked the few feet from her room to him and knocked on his door, "Malfoy! We have to go, hurry up I don't want to get in trouble because of you!" she stood back as the door opened, he emerged, if looks could kill she would be dead.
"What's your problem?" she muttered then walked out of the common room with him trailing behind. They walked through the wall and started to the left, for two hours they said nothing they did nothing, they didn't even look at each other, no one was out, go figure it was the first night! They passed Filch, Hart, and McGonagal before they made it back to their common room around 12:15 am.
They parted when they got in and just went straight to bed.
Hermione's alarm went off, she reached for it but her head was at the end of the bed and her feet at the top, she fell on the floor before realizing, she got up groaning and slapped her alarm, grabbed robes and headed for the bathroom.
"Granger, can you hurry it up, gods you have been in there for half an hour!" Draco yelled through the door, "Sod off Malfoy I have only been 5 minutes!" she yelled back, he didn't care he opened the door to be met by clouds of steam; he wiped off the mirror and started brushing his teeth.
"MALFOY!" she screeched poking her head out of the shower, "What? I had to brush my teeth!" he said then spit into the sink, "I don't care if you were about to shit your pants this is an invasion of privacy now get out until I'm finished!" she said throwing her razor at him, "EW, gross I don't know what you shave with this thing!" he yelled kicking it back into the shower," she smirked, "I bet you would like to know actually," she said then turned the water off and reached for a towel, she opened the curtain and left her hair out of a towel and shook her head getting him soaked then walked out to her room. He wiped the water off his face muttering an inaudible bitch then finished his hygiene.
Herbology and Defense Against The Dark Arts today, she packed her side bag with her books and extra parchment and quills, then put on her Mary Jane's and walked to breakfast.
She sat with Ron and Ginny, who looked tons better with only little barely noticeable scars that no one would see unless they knew about them, then in walked Harry and The Foreign Fuck as Ron Ginny and Hermione called them, Harry looked at the 3 and twitched a smile then was dragged down to a seat by HER.
"Asshole," Ginny said stuffing her mouth with bacon, Ron just nodded and Hermione just smiled, she had a plan, not exactly sure it would work but oh boy was it a plan.
"I'll be back, Ron I'll see you in Herbology the latest," she said, and before either could reply she raced out of the hall to Moaning Myrtles bathroom.
"Wonder what that was all about," Ron said to his sister, "Maybe she forgot her book or something," she replied, Ron almost choked, "Hermione?! Forget a book? Yeah right, gods Gin," Ron said wiping his mouth with a napkin.
"Myrtle? Are you in here?" Hermione whispered feeling stupid looking down into the toilet, and sure enough, Myrtle poked her head out of the U-bend and floated up to her. "Yes? What do you want," she said tear stained as usual, "Um, well I was wondering if you could help me with something, like say revenge?" Hermione smiled wickedly, Myrtle went wide eyed then smiled even more then Hermione.
Sorry the other chapter was so short and this one is to, but my mom is always saying GET OFF THE COMPUTER yeah ok mom no thanks I'm busy, but yeah here you go!
