Rush Hour 3
Authors: *fighting off lawyers* NO WE DON'T OWN RUSH HOUR, NOR DO WE OWN MICHAEL JACKSON, JACKIE CHAN OR CHRIS TUCKER SO DON'T SUE US!!! *SJE hits lawyers with a stick*
Footychic: Well...anywaaay...We DO own us, and Claire, so you can't steal them!
SJE: *laughs demonically*
Footychic: Yeah, SJE, I think we need to get on with the first chapter... -.-'
SJE: Okies! ^_^
Footychic: Then go!
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Saturday 25th August 2003
Royal Albert Hall
Carter: Ok, Lee, we need to get these guys, they're trying to kill my hero!
Lee: Don't worry Carter, I know who they are!
Carter: Ok, Ok, well sho-mon!
*they enter the R.A.H*
Carter: *to the Bodyguard* I'm L.A.P.D; now let me in front row!
Bodyguard: *reading Carter's ID* Right away Miss Canler.
Carter: Canler? Miss? Boy I'm gonna whoop your ass!
Lee: *To bodyguard* Please ignore my partner, she had a lot to drink.
*They are seated in the front row beside two teenage girls and two women*
Carter: Heeey girl! I'm L.A.P.D, you wanna hook up? Coz you are fine!
Woman 1: We're with the dancers.
Carter: Really? *nervous laugh* You hear that Lee? They with the dancers!
Lee: *laughs*
*Michael Jackson comes on stage*
Carter: Lee, are you seeing this? Boy it's Michael Jackson!
Lee: Yes, but we have a job to do.
*Fireworks start and Michael Jackson is raised onto a high platform and the Smooth Criminal intro starts*
MJ: *on stage platform* As he came in through the window, there was the sound of, a crescendo...
Carter: *starts dancing and singing*
*all of a sudden a gun shot is heard*
???: Prepare to die Mike... *Tries to shoot MJ*
Teenage girl 1: *Grabs the attacker's arm and points the gun towards the roof*
Carter: C'mon Lee we need to stop those guys! *Gets out his gun and points it towards the attacker*
Teenage girl 2: *Grabs her mobile and calls the cops*
~Later~
Random Cop: Well thank you, we'll take it from here. *drags off attacker*
MJ: *To Carter and Lee* Thank you, you saved me.
Lee: No, these girls *points to Teenage girls 1 and 2* are the reason you are alive Mr Jackson.
Carter: Lee I'm standing next to Michael Jackson! *faints*
MJ: *To Teenage girls 1 and 2* Excuse me, what are your names?
Teenage girl 1: Nicole, *grabs Teenage girl 2's arm* Michael Jackson's talking to us! *starts crying*
Nicole: Lynsey, we saved Michael Jackson's ass back there, course he's ganna wanna talk tee us man! *walks over and steps on Carter* Damn, I'm standing on a crazy pervert black man!
Lee: You girls were very brave.
Lynsey: *still crying* thanks.
Nicole: Yeah, yeah, now who the hell was that!?
Lee: Why do you want to know?
Nicole: Listen, those *^@"£!($ just destroyed the concert of a lifetime and if I find out that are more of these gay *^@"£!($"^%$ trying to do this I will personally take their guns and blow whatever the *:&( is left of the balls they apparently DON'T have off their %$"!&*( bodies!!!
Lee: *to Lynsey* is she passionate about Michael Jackson or just very angry and demented?
Lynsey: *stopped crying* it's a bit of both...
MJ: Well anyway, I've been having kidnap and death threats, and I've been advised heavier security so I'll be OK.
Lynsey: Cool.
Nicole: I need to kill something...*goes demented*
Carter: *In a dream, acting it out* Cause this is thriller, Yeah girls, you know I'm the king!
MJ: He's strange...
Everyone Else: *Moving slowly away from Carter* yeeeah... o.O;
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Footychic: Did ya like it so far? Nicole and her demented mind thought basically this ENTIRE chapter, so if it doesn't make much sense, that's why.
SJE: Yo, I ain't demented! COcoNutS! @_@ Footychic: Yeah...ok... -.-'SJE: If you do not give us reviews I will kidnap Carter and Lee! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Footychic: Jesus Nic!
Blessed Be!
~x~SJE~x~ and ~*~{Footychic}~*~
