Calling Me to You



Chapter 1



Dear Diary,



How dare he! I've never even heard of Collinsport Maine. I doubt there's even people I can relate to , there probably arn't even any teenagers there at all. Oh I hate him! How could dad just up and decide we'd move to Maine? Maine?! Doesn;t he realize how far away Maine is from California? It's practically like the other side of the frickin' world! He might as well have said Sweden! What am I gonna do without my friends? Who am I gonan go to the mall with? Oh god do they even have malls in Maine? And what am I gonna tell Brett? "Sorry babe, I gotta break up with you cos my dad is dragging us to a little nothing town halfway around the world"? Like who am I gonna go out with on Saturday nights? Oh god who am I gonna sleep with? There has to be sexy men in Maine right? That's it, I'm not going. I'm just not going. I'll go tell dad right now.





Dear Diary,

*sob* I'm on the plane, they're making me go. Collinsport doesn'tt even have an airport so we have to fly into some place called Bangor and take a taxi. I cried all night last night. I know exactly how it's going to be. The only men will be grisely nad old and smell like fish. They'll probably talk funny too. I'll be destined to live my life as a crazy old lady with a million cats. I can't believe my little bratty brother is excited. Doesn;t he realize they probably don't have videogames in Maine Well he's brought his Playstation, so I guess he'll be ok. But what about me? Do they have concert areanas? Movie theatres? Vegetarian fast food joints? Why can't the plane just crash right now? Oh crap I didn;t mean that! Oh it's just turnulence, *phew*. We're landing now, I'll write again after surveying the and and viewing the inhabitants. I heard that in a movie somewhere. Well,



Ciao,



Rhiannon.





















A?N sorry for any typing errors, my computer is a piece of crap, also I apologize to anyone who may live in Maine,I'm sure it's very nice.