I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! My computer was broken, actually. But now it's fixed! I have an original idea, too! It's called "What happens when a psycho authoress takes something way too literally in her desperate search for a fanfic idea?"
Lost
It was a normal morning in Konan—at least as normal as it could be with Miaka and the seishi around! Miaka woke up with a sense that something was missing. She began turning objects over, upside down, opening drawers and other things when Tamahome walked by, sweatdropping.
"Uh…did you lose something?" Tamahome asked.
"Yes, but I don't know what it is!" Miaka complained.
"That makes a lot of sense…" muttered Tamahome.
At that moment, Miaka's stomach growled loudly.
"Well, it sure isn't your appetite!" remarked Tamahome. "Let's go eat breakfast, and then you can tell the other seishi in case they find anything."
Before Tamahome could even finish his sentence, however, Miaka had run past him screeching "BREAKFAST!" Tamahome could only wonder how she could be so obsessed over one thing, conveniently forgetting his own obsession with money.
When Miaka had eaten enough breakfast to talk with her mouth full and still be understood, she told the seishi that she was missing something.
"Maybe it's intelligence?" Tasuki joked, and was immediately bashed into the wall, courtesy of Nuriko.
"No, he's still here!" Miaka said, pulling out a cage with a hamster in it.
A label on his cage read "Intelligence the Hamster". He squeaked hello to everyone and went back to eating his little hamster pellets. Miaka put him and his cage back into the little plot hole they came out of and resumed conversation.
"Well, we can be thankful it's not her clothes." Nuriko said, and almost everyone cheered in agreement.
"Whatever she lost must be either extremely obvious and stupid that we are unable to realize it, or so challenging that we are unable to guess it." Chiriko said.
"Hey…Where's Hotohori?" asked Miaka, suddenly realizing the absence of Konan's emperor.
At that moment, however, Hotohori burst into the room.
"Miaka! I have terrible news!" he announced. "Something of yours has been stolen from the Royal Safe That Isn't So Safe Because A Burglar Broke Into It Last Night And Stole Something Of Yours From It!!"
"NOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY CHOCOLATE!" wailed Miaka.
"The chocolate is still there, Miaka." Hotohori said.
Miaka immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"What *was* stolen, then?" asked Chiriko.
"I am afraid that, until it is found, Miaka will not be able to summon Suzaku." Hotohori said.
"Huh? I already have the Universe of the Four Gods scroll…" Miaka said.
"Tasuki may have been right about her intelligence no da…" Chichiri mumbled.
"You don't mean—" Mitsukake began.
"Oh! You mean THAT." Miaka said, finally realizing it.
"Who stole it?!" demanded Tamahome.
"Obviously someone who didn't want Miaka to summon Suzaku." Nuriko answered.
"We don't know…But we must leave at once to find it!" Hotohori exclaimed.
"I don't get it…" Chiriko said.
"We'll explain when yer older." Tasuki said, covering the younger seishi's ears.
And so, the Suzaku seishi set off on a quest to reclaim the Suzaku no Miko's lost virginity.
OUTTAKE:
Ashitare: I stole the Suzaku no Miko's virginity!
*Crickets chirp*
Ashitare: What? *Holds up bottle labeled "Suzaku no Miko's virginity"*
All: OH!
Nakago: *Grabs it* I stole Ashitare's virginity!
Everyone: *On the floor laughing at him*
Nakago: Oops…
Suboshi: *Steals it* I STOLE NAKAGO'S—I MEAN, SUZAKU NO MIKO'S—
Amiboshi: Give me that! *Takes it from Suboshi*
Miboshi: *Floats over and grabs it away from Amiboshi* Now I have it! HAH!!
*A major fight ensues between all of the Seiryuu seishi minus Soi*
~End outtake~
How was that? Good, I hope! Please review! But first, PREVIEW QUESTIONS!
What will happen next?
Who stole the virginity from the Safe that isn't really very safe?
Why isn't the safe a safe place?
Will one of the Suzaku seishi confess to stealing it?
Will it be a Seiryuu seishi?
Where will they travel to find out?
Will Ashitare actually be the one to steal it?
Why can't I think of good questions today?
Why wasn't my computer fixed sooner?
Why does Ka Chou Fuu Getsu scare people?
Why are some people normal?
Why do people even bother reading these questions?
When will Skipsida update "What About"?
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When will I ever stop asking questions?
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