Chapter 1- cannibal chickens, static, and peanut-butter sandwiches

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in the story, I don't own Radio Shack, I don't own any chickens, I don't own a spray bottle, and I don't own a peanut butter sandwich.

Today was the day she set out to save the world from this damn abomination. She was going to find out who the hell led the first chicken out of the cage with their evil plan and that friggen peanut butter sandwich. Kagome grabbed her bag with her "disciplinary-action-only" water spray bottle (filled with lemon juice)

(A/N Flamechick- lemon juice? What the hell do you mean lemon juice? You're gonna hurt the chickens! They never did anything to you! Bonfirebabe- they're trying to take over the fuckin' world!

*dead silence* 'cricket-cricket' )

and a couple of chicken (NOT peanut butter) sandwiches. She treached through the woods until she came upon bones…chicken bones. Fortunately she had stolen a portable radio from Radio Shack before she left. She took it out of her bag & turned it on (batteries included.) She heard news-guy Bib screaming *clucking in the backround* "Cannibal chickens!" The announcement was then disrupted by a chicken's "Pacock!" and static filled the air.