Chapter 3- kung-foo, humming, and we're out of LeMoN jUiCE!!!!!

Disclaimer-I do not own any of the characters in this story, I do not own the song 'everybody was kung-foo fighting', I do not own and ninja black feathered chickens, and I do not own any freshly ironed white feathered uniforms (worn by chickens)

The lemon juice could only hold them back for so long. Squirt, Squirt, Squ… DaMn!!! The bottle was friggin empty!!!! L The chickens suddenly simultaneously started humming to the tune: 'Everybody was kung-foo Fighting.'

Then, one chicken clothed in black feathers stepped out of the crowd, one chicken leg stretched out in front of him, and his flightless wings spread. He leaped at Kagome, suddenly paused in midair as he screeched "Eieieieieieieieiei-Yi"

(A/N Flamechick- I didn't know that chickens had the vocal chords to do that Bonfirebabe- shuddup! That's why it's fric-n fictional.)

before continuing his leap onto her. She seemed to be winning as she held the black-Ninja chicken by his legs and plucked out his feathers, but then 5,000 of his minions freshly ironed white feather uniforms surrounded her.

(A/N Flamechick- I, FLaMEChicK, believe bOnFiReBaBe is a freakin' lunatic, but as I am completely insane, pay no attention to my opinion and judge her for yourself. Thank you. Bonfirebabe- Ya?! Well yo-mama! Anyway, I bOnFiReBaBe say "LOOK WHO THE HELLZ TALKIN,"

*bonfirebabe- go ahead readers, read HER stories, see how fuckin' weird THEY are.*

Flamechick-At least I ain't no freakin LUNATIC! chickens? BAH! Bonfirebabe- excuse me??? Once again look who the hellz talkin'! You're a freakin lunitic TOO! Flamechick- Bwahahaha!You spelled lunatic wrong

*at least I can spell :) * bonfirebabe- whu carez 'bout spellin' I's shoor yu reeeederz do-nt car wright? (JK!)

DON'T GIMME DAT FLaMEChicK!!! And chickens BAH! ???? what about your- green jello fights, barbie bonfires, pet rocks/broccoli, killer furbies, imaginary pandas with tranquilizer darts, AND what about TAP DANCING CHICKENS SINGING 'HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME' on someone's head.

Flamechick- killer furbies? They never killed a single soul, they're just evil – evil furbies.

Bonfirebabe- *rolling her eyes* enough said here, back to the story.)

(A/N bonfirebabe-sorry I ran out of time… flamechick *still blabbing*

bofirebabe- shut-up FLaMEChicK! Flamechick- no *you* shuddup furby hater!

Bonfirebabe- now it's getting' personal!

*start pillow fighting*

bonfirebabe- *shouting over crash of lamps and other household objects* get back to you later!

Flamechick- yeah, after I beat the shit outta bOnFiReBaBe!

Bonfirebabe- YOU WISH!

(G2G readers – later!)

TBC