Chapter 4- jet packs, flying monkeys, and window fans
Disclaimer- I do not own any of the characters in this story, I do not own Walmart, I do not own a jet pack, and I do not own any leisurely reading or iced tea, nor do I own any purebred flying pigs or monkeys.
Next thing Kagome knew, 1,295 of the minions pulled out miniature jet packs and started to propel their flightless bodies around her head.
Fortunately she had stolen a super-powered-window-fan from the 'summer heat' section of Walmart (double A batteries included) which she attached to her back, and took off(1,200 jet packed minion chickens after her, *the others leisurely reading and sipping iced tea.)
The chickens batteries ran out, but lucky (for them) they had backup purebred flying pigs handy, and one scraggily looking *evilly cackling* monkey.
(A/N flamechick- holdup! Monkey? Why not a jellyfish?
bonfirebabe- jellyfish can't fly!
flamechick- neither can freaken' monkeys!
bonfirebabe- *intake of breath* who says!?
flamechick- yea well who says jellyfish can't fly?!
bonfirebabe- I saw MONKEYS FLY! *cackles*
falmechick- what the hellz are you talkin' about
bonfirebabe- Wizard of OZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! *in an imitating voice* fly my pretties FFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! )
*continue to argue for hours to come*
sorry it was so short………….and sorry that I haven't updated in soooooo long……….umm…..oops?
I'll update soon….BUT YOU MUST REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE?
