Wow.haven't updated anything in a while, anyways I was in a funk and
decided to re-read some reviews to this story.and it amazes me the
absurdity of some of the reviewers.I got flamed for pointing out flaws in a
movie that I said I liked.go figure. I especially like the "you're just
showing off" bits.made me laugh, obviously Im showing off, jeez, that's
half of what the import scene is about, showing off your knowledge, your
car, and your tuning. But hey I don't pretend to tell other people what
they are doing.Hehehe.also the whole thing about it being a movie and of
course having mistakes it totally true and forgivable, I never said I wrote
this to hate on the movie.seeing as I liked it.hmm..curious.Look, lets make
it simple and break it down for the people that couldn't apparently
comprehend the author notes in the chapter: This fanfic was written as a
PARODY. A SATIRICAL piece if you will. Its plainly obvious that if they
wrote the movie to only entertain the purists, that it wouldn't sell as
well, I have nothing against that, just like this was written to entertain
people that wanted to see, or never noticed, some of the stuff that was
incorrect. EVIL_N for instance.makes a reference to Pearl Harbor and the
Matrix, well personally Pearl Harbor was a disgrace to the men and women
who died during that assault, and should never have been allowed into
theaters, it took one of the most painful experiences in recent American
history and made a profit on it by showing a story about two star crossed
lovers and their struggles at the expense of hundreds of others.be that as
it may I still enjoyed it to some degree, but having been entranced by
stories my grandfathers told me about their service in world war II, one of
them AT pearl harbor, that movie failed to impress me in any great way. As
for the matrix.come on it's the Matrix, there wasn't any real technical
issue for them to abuse, since it was delving into a futuristic setting,
and frankly, capitalized on a oft thought of but never really brought to
light theory: that our lives are little more than an illusion. Well that's
about it for my rant, now on to a new chapter of Fast and Furious 101:
Fast And Furious 101 Failed and Retaken
Fast and Furious 101: Failed and Retaken
opening scene, Gold Supra, Silver Skyline(R34 GT-R Vspec II for those keeping score) Red FD3S RX-7, and (shudder) Pink S2000 racing through a custom closed circuit on the streets of Miami.
Dude with the Afro Yo! Do it! Random Asian mechanic right! Bridge starts raising Afrodude Hehehe, told you I got a surprise ending! Random racer uh.how is this supposed to be cool? Youre sending them off a steep grade to plumment seventy feet with a good chance of killing someone all over a race..you didn't think this through did you? Afro-dude *blinks* uh.oops?
Gold Supra driver wooo shiiiitttt! Brian wwaaaahhooooo! [pushes nitrous buttons] ffssshh! Gold supra jumps, Skyline jumps over it.at this point you HAVE to be wondering what the drivers are thinking.lets take a look shall we?
Gold Supra holy shit holy shit what the fuck! Man this shit is crazy! Aint no rent money worth this holy crap woah.he's going over my head.its like some kinda.extra dimensional experience..and.oooh here comes the ground.whoa looks pretty hard.*crunch* wow.there goes my bumper.hey.that's a pretty big hard looking sign im headed for.ah shi- Brian holy crap NAAAAWWSSSSS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!!! Wooooooyeaaaaa!!!!! Holy shit im passing OVER him! That's right IM THE MAN! OH YEAH WHITE BOY GOT HOPS!!! Ouch! Damn that musta sucked he hit hard *crunch scrape* oooh.there goes the front neon lights.. Red FD Man screw that! [screeches to a stop] (oddly enough though he lost the race and some pride, he had the most intelligence out of the entire cast combined..) Sooki wooooooooo! That's right boys a girl can be stupid too! I mean uh.a good driver yeah.tahts what Ill tell em.I still lost though *tear* *crunch*
Cars come to a stop blah blah rejoicing ensues. Afro-dude duuuudddeee Brian hey did you ever think that could kill someone.that guy with the Supra is lucky to be alive. Afro-Dude *blinks* my bad. Brian nevermind man look at that chick.yeah she's waaaayyy hotter than Mia was.and she prolly doesn't have a violent older brother.
New scene with the cars being revealed: Brian Woah.. Rome the convertible's mine! Brian dude.an EVO? Give me a freaking break I had a god damned SKYLINE!!!! And you saddle me with an EVO!!!??? FBI director (forgot his name) Hey, I thought they were pretty good.. Rome Something doesn't add up here.lets see.front wheel drive new generation eclipse..the older ones were much better and faster.and whats with this paint job.looks like a god damn spider web gone wrong or something. Brian EVO's are good..but I had a SKYLINE!!!! [looks oddly at FBI man] mitsubishi paid you a visit didn't they? FBI no.no of course not. Brian they paid out the ass for these cars to be featured didn they! Didn't they! I HAD A SKYLINE!!! FBI shhh! Youre violating your contract with Universal! You think that big bonus to your pay was a happy goody feeling bonus! Jeez! It had to come from some where! Rome there's no boost guage.but when I rev it up I hear a blow off valve.but no boost guage alludes to a lack of a turbo.or that an idiot put this car together. Brian *crying* I had an Skyline.. FBI ohh lord.
Alright that's it, you know why? Because the second movie I thought was pretty damn tight, less inaccuracies on the technicalities, though part of that could be attributed to the lesser emphisis on the cars themselves, and more on the plot.one bad note about that movie was that the acting kinda.sucked? Maybe it was just me.and my friends but same difference it just seemed kinda weak.maybe cause Vin Diesel wasn't there? Either way just a heads up, that kinda jump at the end of the race ruined that race for me, and two, if you have ever jumped a tuner car like that.or even remotely like that.it's the biggest rush, and possibly the craziest and most stupid thing to actively go looking to do. For those of you into rally it is just the usual hum drum though, even if it can wreck a car pretty good *cries over my smashed WRX from jumps and rally) oh well this was just a crap shit story I put together to vent a little and get me back into the grove sorta speaking, so I can start pounding out chapters on my actual F&F stories, I still need to update The Search for Hope and add a new introspective for Brian O'Conner, similar to Trapped in Freedom. Anyway Ciao!
Fast and Furious 101: Failed and Retaken
opening scene, Gold Supra, Silver Skyline(R34 GT-R Vspec II for those keeping score) Red FD3S RX-7, and (shudder) Pink S2000 racing through a custom closed circuit on the streets of Miami.
Dude with the Afro Yo! Do it! Random Asian mechanic right! Bridge starts raising Afrodude Hehehe, told you I got a surprise ending! Random racer uh.how is this supposed to be cool? Youre sending them off a steep grade to plumment seventy feet with a good chance of killing someone all over a race..you didn't think this through did you? Afro-dude *blinks* uh.oops?
Gold Supra driver wooo shiiiitttt! Brian wwaaaahhooooo! [pushes nitrous buttons] ffssshh! Gold supra jumps, Skyline jumps over it.at this point you HAVE to be wondering what the drivers are thinking.lets take a look shall we?
Gold Supra holy shit holy shit what the fuck! Man this shit is crazy! Aint no rent money worth this holy crap woah.he's going over my head.its like some kinda.extra dimensional experience..and.oooh here comes the ground.whoa looks pretty hard.*crunch* wow.there goes my bumper.hey.that's a pretty big hard looking sign im headed for.ah shi- Brian holy crap NAAAAWWSSSSS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!!! Wooooooyeaaaaa!!!!! Holy shit im passing OVER him! That's right IM THE MAN! OH YEAH WHITE BOY GOT HOPS!!! Ouch! Damn that musta sucked he hit hard *crunch scrape* oooh.there goes the front neon lights.. Red FD Man screw that! [screeches to a stop] (oddly enough though he lost the race and some pride, he had the most intelligence out of the entire cast combined..) Sooki wooooooooo! That's right boys a girl can be stupid too! I mean uh.a good driver yeah.tahts what Ill tell em.I still lost though *tear* *crunch*
Cars come to a stop blah blah rejoicing ensues. Afro-dude duuuudddeee Brian hey did you ever think that could kill someone.that guy with the Supra is lucky to be alive. Afro-Dude *blinks* my bad. Brian nevermind man look at that chick.yeah she's waaaayyy hotter than Mia was.and she prolly doesn't have a violent older brother.
New scene with the cars being revealed: Brian Woah.. Rome the convertible's mine! Brian dude.an EVO? Give me a freaking break I had a god damned SKYLINE!!!! And you saddle me with an EVO!!!??? FBI director (forgot his name) Hey, I thought they were pretty good.. Rome Something doesn't add up here.lets see.front wheel drive new generation eclipse..the older ones were much better and faster.and whats with this paint job.looks like a god damn spider web gone wrong or something. Brian EVO's are good..but I had a SKYLINE!!!! [looks oddly at FBI man] mitsubishi paid you a visit didn't they? FBI no.no of course not. Brian they paid out the ass for these cars to be featured didn they! Didn't they! I HAD A SKYLINE!!! FBI shhh! Youre violating your contract with Universal! You think that big bonus to your pay was a happy goody feeling bonus! Jeez! It had to come from some where! Rome there's no boost guage.but when I rev it up I hear a blow off valve.but no boost guage alludes to a lack of a turbo.or that an idiot put this car together. Brian *crying* I had an Skyline.. FBI ohh lord.
Alright that's it, you know why? Because the second movie I thought was pretty damn tight, less inaccuracies on the technicalities, though part of that could be attributed to the lesser emphisis on the cars themselves, and more on the plot.one bad note about that movie was that the acting kinda.sucked? Maybe it was just me.and my friends but same difference it just seemed kinda weak.maybe cause Vin Diesel wasn't there? Either way just a heads up, that kinda jump at the end of the race ruined that race for me, and two, if you have ever jumped a tuner car like that.or even remotely like that.it's the biggest rush, and possibly the craziest and most stupid thing to actively go looking to do. For those of you into rally it is just the usual hum drum though, even if it can wreck a car pretty good *cries over my smashed WRX from jumps and rally) oh well this was just a crap shit story I put together to vent a little and get me back into the grove sorta speaking, so I can start pounding out chapters on my actual F&F stories, I still need to update The Search for Hope and add a new introspective for Brian O'Conner, similar to Trapped in Freedom. Anyway Ciao!
