I'm Real (Sengoku Jidai Remix)
By J. Lo and Ja Rule
Manipulated by Starhopper

Hi there! This is just a little disclaimer for all of those who think I
have to talent to write "I'm Real" to assure you that I don't and this is
just a simple song-parody of it. I'm in the process of writing a "Making-
the-Video" story for it using our beloved cast, (in modern-day wear too!)
so when you read the lyrics, try to picture K and IY as J. Lo and Ja.
Please enjoy and R&R!

Y - A - SH - A
(Oi Kagome, I'm realizin' today)
Stop thin-king, release me.
(Though I bring pain to nasty youkai and fake lords, one in the same)
Ever since he told me,
(There was one before you, my heart just ain't got room for two)
Now just what will his choice be?
(Free me, save me, love me, you're the only one who can OSUWARI)

I'm just a girl but oh I'm
Defin-itely not the same
I'm her reincarnation
And I can see his pain
Cause when he glances over
Just who is it he sees?
Am I that Miko of his
Or am I simply me?

(I was tired of bein' alone) Yeah, yeah
(Tired of stealin' that damn stone) Yeah, yeah
(Then I was sealed to that tree) Yeah, yeah
(And it was you who set me free) My love

But I'm real
(The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk)
But I'm real
(The way you care, the way you look, your style, your hair)
But I'm real
(The way you smile, the way you smell it drives me wild)
But I'm real
And I can't go on without you

Feh, I've been thinkin' 'bout this idea you have
Where you think I want to get back with my ex
You don't understand the guilt there, and the hurt there
Even if I was the one who put it there.
Kikyo sympathized, dried her eyes, realized we could be happy
Not ever knowin' Naruku's plotting to keep us from getting married.
Gem stolen, trust broken
She wants hell to be my final notion.
I need to find her, remind her of just how much I loved her,
Convince her that I didn't deceive her
Her soul'd be free, *gulp* then you and me
Could truly to our feelings surrender.

'Cos I'm real
(The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk)
'Cos I'm real
(The way you care, the way you look, your style, your hair)
'Cos I'm real
(The way you smile, the way you smell it drives me wild)
'Cos I'm real
And I can't go on without you.

That Kikyo's been torturin' me, hatin' me, killing me unsuccessfully
But now I know that it ain't her who's been breakin' me.
You rescue you me from certain death and smile a bit
And I think not again, oh please not again

Cause no sooner said then done and it being so
I ask you why and you act like you don't hear me though
And storm off with folded arms and nose in the air
And I think not again, oh please you don't care.

(Tired of wearin' this façade) Yeah, yeah
(Playing this charade) Yeah, yeah
(My heart was frozen you see) Yeah, yeah
(You've made it as warm as can be) My love

'Cos I'm real
(The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk)
'Cos I'm real
(The way you care, the way you look, your style, your hair)
'Cos I'm real
(The way you smile, the way you smell it drives me wild)
'Cos I'm real
And I can't go on without you.

And I'm real
(The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk)
And I'm real
(The way you care, the way you look, your style, your hair)
And I'm real
(The way you smile, the way you smell it drives me wild)
And I'm real
And I can't go on without you.