"Bulma, hold on would you wait for a second-" Vegeta pleaded holding out his hands. Expecting some loud argument.
"Why come you never told me you had a fiancee?" Bulma asked more softly this time, " How long you been together?"
"I never told you cause you never asked...."
"What about 18?"
"18? I was with 18 for 6 months. But I have a fanicee at home, half across the world doesn't count."
"Oh yes it does!" Bulma shouted.
"Not when you don't love her."
"Well, you never should have asked her to marry you."
"I didn't, it was planned." Vegeta said losing patients. Bulma raised her eyebrow and laughed out sarcastically.
"Psh, yeah right. Next thing your gonna tell me is that your King George the third." Bulma said coldy.
"No.," he said slowly, "more like Prince Vegeta the third," he mumbled so she couldn't hear.
"What did you say?" Bulma said after a moment.
"Nothing. I didn't say anything." Vegeta said, really at a lose for words. Bulma looked back out to the couple playing in leaves. Vegeta had a finacee! She didn't know why she felt a heavy feeling in her chest. She rubbed her heart and pushed down the golf ball size lump in her throat. Vegeta couldn't exactly know why he felt like someone had lifted a heavy rock of his shoulder, but had a 700 pound man standing on his chest.


"Hey Goku," Chichi said, sitting down on the ground but the leaves coming up to her as if she was in water. Goku stopped running through the leaves and looked at his girlfriend. "Vegeta and Chichi are talking. You know what?"
"What?" Goku asked smiling sitting next to her.
"I think they like each other," she said smiling. Goku looked at the two with his thankful look on his face.
"Noah" he said after a moment. Chichi sighed heavily.
"Why not Goku look at them!" She said holding out a hand. "Is it not obvious? You ever see how Vegeta looks at Bulma?"
"Yeah! I've seen that look before!" Goku said, "Its called the all you can eat look."
"The what?" Chichi asked raising an eyebrow.
"Well, see once me and Vegeta and some guys went to this all you can eat restaurant, and Vegeta just got this face when he seen all the food like..." Goku dropped his mouth and opened his eyes wide as if he seen an angel and quickly put it back to normal.
"Heeeeyyy...." Chichi said smiling devilishly. "HEY PICCOLO AND LAUNCH! COME OVER HERE I WANNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!" The dark haired girl shouted getting up and leaving Goku.
"Hey Chi! Wait for me!"


That night, after everyone went home, Bulma ran into her bedroom and plopped down on the bed. Smiling, she reached into her book bag and pulled out FREEZA HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETE PROFILES book she had got at the library. (Freeza high is best known for its athletes.) Flipping through the book quickly she found Launch's page. Bulma's blue eyes scanned over her picture and other information.
"Interests," Bulma read out loud. "Cooking, eating, cheerleading, shopping, sewing, photography, partying...this ought to be fun!" she said laughing. She already knew Piccolo long enough to know what he liked to do. So that night, after her father was gone so he couldn't make sure she wasn't talking on the phone or anything, she crept downstairs into the chemistry lab. She clicked the switch, and with an almost silent electric buzz, the lights fluttered on. Bulma smiled to herself, picking up a lab coat and goggles and slipping them on. "BULMA!" a shrill voice called out. The girl froze up, it was her Mom.
"Y-yes?" Bulma replied shakily.
"WHERE ARE YOU?"
"....bathroom?"
"Oh...okay just checking! Because if you was in the lab or something I would have to kill you!" Mrs. Briefs shouted back happily, making Bulma sweatdrop. She waited until it was safe to move again and started to work quickly on her creation
It didn't take her long to come up with the mixture. Just a few drops of this, a couple of drops of that, and a dash of pepper, it was ready.
Meanwhile, halfway across town...

Vegeta sat down on the couch in front of the TV. He clicked it on the preview channel to see that time. "1:15 am, 6 days left," he mumbled to himself while pulling his feet up onto the wooden coffee table. Just then the door busted open.
"WOOOOOO!!"Jace screamed shaking his white hair everywhere. His friends ran in behide him, carrying speakers and guitars. Vegeta groaned as Jace reached in the freezer for a beer. " Mate, it was AWESOME!" Jace said to Vegeta, plopping down beside him. "See, when we got there, the stage was already booing off the first act," he started, positioning himself so he was at the edge of the couch and turned to Vegeta, who was sitting back and not actually paying attention. "So we got up there, and we were rockin' the mic man! It was AWESOME!"
"That's nice Jace," Vegeta said dully.
"Oh and we have a couple of chicks coming over too," Jace added quickly before getting up. Vegeta just glared at the group of idiots as the tall blue one crushed a beer can on his head. There was a sudden knock at the door, Jace went to go open it up and a truck load of girls poured inside the tiny trailer, making the whole scene look like a low budget Kid rock video. Vegeta tried in vain to turn up Jerry Springer, but it was hard to hear over all the noise and commotion.
"TODAY ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW: MY HUSBAND IS A TRANSSEXUAL AND I HAVE A BEARDED BABY AND A ONE LEGGED DOG!
::lady on TV with one tooth and over all starts talking: See Jerry. Jermian jus' don't understand where I'm comin' from! I stay wit' da kids alll day long! And hure he come, marchin' up in my home with some skank whore!!::skinny girl with blonde hair, a tube top and mini skirt comes out.::
"HOLD ON BITCH DON'T CHU BE TALKIN' ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!!" she shouted getting up in the woman's face. Woman gets up and starts fighting, shirts and bras pop of almost magically and the fight is pulled apart. Camera switches to Jerry who's holding a large remote that says INSTANT BRA TAKER-OFF'ER MAGNET. He grinned and put it away.
"Well, that was interesting!" he joked dryly, but the crowd laughed anyway. Vegeta changed the channel, and felt something wet and slipper glide its way through his ear. He jumped up, and looked at a blonde kneeling over the arm rest and her cleavage in his face. She smiled sexily and licked her lips with her tongue that she used to clean Vegeta's ear with.
"Hey baby," she purred out at him. He raised an eyebrow and looked at her with a mix of shock and disgust but she kept on anyway, "Your little friend over there," she said pointing to Jace, "told me to come and keep you company," she said. The two locked eyes for a second.
"YOU!" Vegeta shouted, wiping his ear quickly. The girl blinked her bright green eyes.
"Your the guy who beat up Yamucha!" The girl said remembering.
"And your one of Marron's friend!"
"Melonie." she spat out, correcting him. "You live here?" she asked looking around, getting off of the sofa.
"Yeah, got a problem?" he asked crossing his arms.
"No, I think it's cool, living with a rock band and all. Why come you don't join?"
"Because..I play football, not rock music."
"Oh cool.." The girl said nodded, interested and at the same time glancing over Vegeta's body. "You really ruffed up Yamucha," she stated.
"I meant to." Vegeta said coldly.
"Well," Melonie continued, "he had to go to the hospital for a fractured rib," she said a bit of sadness in her voice.
"What do you all SEE in him?" Vegeta asked angerily. Melanie's face twisted in anger.
"He can be real nice when he wants to be. He's just no good in relationships." Melonie said. "He never has been. He probably did actually love Bulma, he just had to many temptations."
"Like Marron?"
"Well she wasn't really a temptation, she threw herself at him." Melonie said easily. Vegeta raised an eyebrow at this girl standing in front of him. She shrugged and walked out of the Trailer Park.