"Okay dude..if you was abducted by a hot space babe. Would you...or would you NOT have your way with her?"
"Dude! That's sick.........does she have a big butt?"
"Yeah, space chicks always have the huge asses. Saw it on Star Wars."
"Mm...yeah sure. I'll knock her boots. What about you Yamucha? YAMUCHA!"
"What?"
"I forgot."
"Dude, your suck a dorkus," Yamucha said to his friend Jason. Jason snorted and turned to Jamie, the one who started the whole space chick discussion. They was sitting in Yamucha's orange Expedition, waiting for their dates to come out. Yamucha sat in the back, sprawled out over the seats, his patients growing thin from waiting on Marron. Yeah sure, Bulma took her precious time getting ready but she never took 3 hours. "Dude, how long does it take to put on makeup and a dress?" he complained out loud.
"Don't forget, Marron and Julie wears a lot of makeup," Jason said chuckling, rolling a baseball in his hand.
"Oh like Melonie doesn't?" Jamie said raising an eyebrow at his friend.
"No," Jason and Yamucha said at the same time.
"Oh that is true..."
"Okay so guys, would you ever do a dog if you where like really really drunk?" Jason asked smiling hopefully to his friends. They both looked at his as if he was crazy. Luckily, the poor idiot was saved by Marron as she came rushing out of the house angrily with a large Band-Aid strapped across her nose.
"Yo what happened to you?" Yamucha asked moving over to make room for his girlfriend. Marron just growled as a response, sounding something like one of those dogs with rabies that foam at the mouth. Julie waddled along behide her in her pink strappy sandals, looking as if at any moment she was going to fall on her face or tumble down the stairs. Julie stepped into the car, smiling timidly at he three boys.
"Hey babe," she said quietly to her boyfriend Jamie and kissed him on the cheek.
"Hey babe, where's Melonie? I thought she was coming along for the ride?" Jamie said back.
"Well, when we came out of the bathroom she was gone," Marron said in a sour tone. Yamucha raised an eyebrow and quickly took his arm from around her shoulder.
"You didn't call her cell?" Jason said a little upset.
"I'M NOT ABOUT TO CHASE HER AROUND TOWN, HUNTING HER DOWN FOR SOME STUPID FOOTBALL BOYFRIEND!" Marron shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Hey that rhymed!" Yamucha mused chuckling. His girlfriend glared at him and started to attack him with her blue purse.
"Ouch, babe I was only kidding! Ouch!" he curled up in the back-seat as she continued to hit him. Jamie shook his head and drove.