"Bulma? Darling, the blue hair. I am feeling it. I AM feeling IT honey!!" The young man said enthusiastically, standing in front of the young scientist with a clipboard in his head. He was thin and tall, wearing a tight knit black sweater and tight black pants, dark brown hair swept back, a headset microphone, and enough gloss to last him for 3 days on his lips. "Tell me, is it Loreal? Young and Lovely? The hair companies are just coming up with the most outrageous colors!"
"This is my natural hair color!" Bulma said slightly offended but somewhat flattered by the statement.
"Oh sweetie," he said laughing and throwing his hand out as if swatting a fly, "everyone says that these days. Why, I don't even admit I'm a true blonde. I dyed it so people would take me more seriously."
"I'm serious!" She exclaimed.
"Fine. If your telling the truth, why do you have green hair on this picture? And what about this other picture, with you having purple hair?" he asked putting two photo's in her face. Bulma opened and closed her mouth several times, trying to come up with an explanation, but instead she made herself look like a fish taking in water. "Well, don't worry Hun, it'll just be our little secret," he said with a wink, "now anyway, on this show, just let everything hang all out. Forget the camera's are even there! Your friends will send you little personal messages on this two-way," the young man said handing her a small black pager. "and Remember, have fun!". He snapped his fingers two times and walked out of the small room, leaving Bulma there alone with the camera man. He zoomed in on her face and then zoomed out. Bulma turned around and looked directly into the camera and asked "Does TV really make you look 10 pounds bigger?"
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"Oh my," the young man said taking a step back and looking Vegeta up and down. He smiled and took a step closer, making his hips switch side to side. The young prince tapped his foot and looked off to the side, hoping this nut-case in front of him wasn't trying to be seductive. "Mr. Vegeta, I welcome you to the show. My name is-"
"GET TO THE POINT CANDY PANTS!" He busted out of nowhere. The young man growled.
"Oooo, feisty. I love it-"
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"Guys, this TV doesn't get any other channel!" Goku whined, trying to change the stations on the tiny television in the trailer. Chichi smacked his hand and pulled him back down to his chair.
"We're supposed to be watching Bulma and Vegeta on that TV. Not SPORTS."
"Well, DUH. I know that, I just don't feel like waiting on them to get the show started." Krillin looked at the huge football player and shook his head.
"He's like a huge kid," Krillin said to himself.
"He IS a huge kid," 18 chimed in next to him. She slipped down in her seat a little lower so she could put her head on his shoulder. The bald teenager blushed heavily and ran a hand over his gorgeous thick black hair. Suddenly, the door swung open and in stepped Piccolo with Launch (normal version) clinging on his arm.
"Did I miss anything?" he said in his normal deep voice.
"Nope, they're not doin' nothin'. And I'm hungry," Goku said crossing his arms. Piccolo smirked and threw a Snickers at Goku's head. The chocolate bar bounced off and landed in his lap, but he still dove at it like he hadn't ate in days. Chichi shook her head and checked her watch.
"Guys! It's about to start!" she said excitedly. Piccolo and Launch quickly sat down. Everyone hand their eyes glued to the television screen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Not that far across town~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Marron. Babe, I'm sorry," Yamucha said between kisses. Marron nodded, putting her leg across his lap and licking his cheek.
"I'm sorry too babe," she breathed out. Jason looked at them through the rearview mirror and groaned out loud. Jamie laughed beside him. Julie sat on his lap, driving the car.
"Ooh babe, this is so much fun." Julie giggled out.
"Yeah, it sure is," Jamie said putting his hands on her thighs, "your a natural at this!"
"Oh my gosh, really?! My driving instructor said I was one of the worst students he had ever had!" his bubble headed girlfriend giggled. A cat that was walking across the street quickly tried to dodge out of the large truck's way. Julie swoop over to miss it, making Yamcha and Marron almost fall. The two quickly ignored Julie's bad driving and tried to go back to making out. She interrupted them again by hitting a bump in the rode. Everything was going fine until she tried to turn a corner and side swiped a fire hydrant. Yamcha smashed his nose with Marron's, she screamed and slapped him while falling into the bak of Jason's seat, making him fly forward and busting his head on the dashboard. Jason groaned and pushed his seat back, not knowing that Marron was directly be hind him sitting on the floor. The seat jammed her head in between her knees.
"JULIE!" Marron shouted.
"Sorrryyy!!" Julie shouted while turning up some music.
"Um guys.." Jason said rubbing his nose.
"What is it Jas?" Yamcha asked, helping Marron up. His friend pointed to the rearview mirror. Everyone spun around to see the flashing red and blue lights.
"THIS IS THE POLICE! PULL OVER! I REPEAT, PULL OVER!" the sirens blurred.
"Oh shit oh shit!" Jamie panicked. Julie pressed down on the gas and they started to speed away from the cops.
"What the hell!? Pull over Julie!" Yamcha shouted.
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing, I saw it on a movie once!" she said will darting into a narrow alley.
"I guess now isn't a good time to mention the weed huh?" Jason spoke out of no where.
"Oh-my-Gawd! Pull over this INSTANT Julie! Before I personally kick your butt!" Marron fumed.
"Look, we can't pull over now. Do you know what they're gonna do? They're gonna lock us in jail!"
"Maybe the consequences won't be that bad if pull over right now," Jason suggested timidly.
"We've already got a record for fighting in the theater," Yamcha said running his fingers through his hair."
"Uh..correctly. YOU ALL have a record for fighting. I wasn't there. Bart was with ya'll. Melonie's last boyfriend," Jason said.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone shouted. The group started to fight with one another but instantly shut up when Julie hit a bump and everyone bounced back.
"Oh man, something tells me if I had just stuck with Bulma this wouldn't be hap-"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YAMCHA!" Marron screamed and started to beat him with her purse for the second time.
"This is my natural hair color!" Bulma said slightly offended but somewhat flattered by the statement.
"Oh sweetie," he said laughing and throwing his hand out as if swatting a fly, "everyone says that these days. Why, I don't even admit I'm a true blonde. I dyed it so people would take me more seriously."
"I'm serious!" She exclaimed.
"Fine. If your telling the truth, why do you have green hair on this picture? And what about this other picture, with you having purple hair?" he asked putting two photo's in her face. Bulma opened and closed her mouth several times, trying to come up with an explanation, but instead she made herself look like a fish taking in water. "Well, don't worry Hun, it'll just be our little secret," he said with a wink, "now anyway, on this show, just let everything hang all out. Forget the camera's are even there! Your friends will send you little personal messages on this two-way," the young man said handing her a small black pager. "and Remember, have fun!". He snapped his fingers two times and walked out of the small room, leaving Bulma there alone with the camera man. He zoomed in on her face and then zoomed out. Bulma turned around and looked directly into the camera and asked "Does TV really make you look 10 pounds bigger?"
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"Oh my," the young man said taking a step back and looking Vegeta up and down. He smiled and took a step closer, making his hips switch side to side. The young prince tapped his foot and looked off to the side, hoping this nut-case in front of him wasn't trying to be seductive. "Mr. Vegeta, I welcome you to the show. My name is-"
"GET TO THE POINT CANDY PANTS!" He busted out of nowhere. The young man growled.
"Oooo, feisty. I love it-"
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"Guys, this TV doesn't get any other channel!" Goku whined, trying to change the stations on the tiny television in the trailer. Chichi smacked his hand and pulled him back down to his chair.
"We're supposed to be watching Bulma and Vegeta on that TV. Not SPORTS."
"Well, DUH. I know that, I just don't feel like waiting on them to get the show started." Krillin looked at the huge football player and shook his head.
"He's like a huge kid," Krillin said to himself.
"He IS a huge kid," 18 chimed in next to him. She slipped down in her seat a little lower so she could put her head on his shoulder. The bald teenager blushed heavily and ran a hand over his gorgeous thick black hair. Suddenly, the door swung open and in stepped Piccolo with Launch (normal version) clinging on his arm.
"Did I miss anything?" he said in his normal deep voice.
"Nope, they're not doin' nothin'. And I'm hungry," Goku said crossing his arms. Piccolo smirked and threw a Snickers at Goku's head. The chocolate bar bounced off and landed in his lap, but he still dove at it like he hadn't ate in days. Chichi shook her head and checked her watch.
"Guys! It's about to start!" she said excitedly. Piccolo and Launch quickly sat down. Everyone hand their eyes glued to the television screen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Not that far across town~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Marron. Babe, I'm sorry," Yamucha said between kisses. Marron nodded, putting her leg across his lap and licking his cheek.
"I'm sorry too babe," she breathed out. Jason looked at them through the rearview mirror and groaned out loud. Jamie laughed beside him. Julie sat on his lap, driving the car.
"Ooh babe, this is so much fun." Julie giggled out.
"Yeah, it sure is," Jamie said putting his hands on her thighs, "your a natural at this!"
"Oh my gosh, really?! My driving instructor said I was one of the worst students he had ever had!" his bubble headed girlfriend giggled. A cat that was walking across the street quickly tried to dodge out of the large truck's way. Julie swoop over to miss it, making Yamcha and Marron almost fall. The two quickly ignored Julie's bad driving and tried to go back to making out. She interrupted them again by hitting a bump in the rode. Everything was going fine until she tried to turn a corner and side swiped a fire hydrant. Yamcha smashed his nose with Marron's, she screamed and slapped him while falling into the bak of Jason's seat, making him fly forward and busting his head on the dashboard. Jason groaned and pushed his seat back, not knowing that Marron was directly be hind him sitting on the floor. The seat jammed her head in between her knees.
"JULIE!" Marron shouted.
"Sorrryyy!!" Julie shouted while turning up some music.
"Um guys.." Jason said rubbing his nose.
"What is it Jas?" Yamcha asked, helping Marron up. His friend pointed to the rearview mirror. Everyone spun around to see the flashing red and blue lights.
"THIS IS THE POLICE! PULL OVER! I REPEAT, PULL OVER!" the sirens blurred.
"Oh shit oh shit!" Jamie panicked. Julie pressed down on the gas and they started to speed away from the cops.
"What the hell!? Pull over Julie!" Yamcha shouted.
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing, I saw it on a movie once!" she said will darting into a narrow alley.
"I guess now isn't a good time to mention the weed huh?" Jason spoke out of no where.
"Oh-my-Gawd! Pull over this INSTANT Julie! Before I personally kick your butt!" Marron fumed.
"Look, we can't pull over now. Do you know what they're gonna do? They're gonna lock us in jail!"
"Maybe the consequences won't be that bad if pull over right now," Jason suggested timidly.
"We've already got a record for fighting in the theater," Yamcha said running his fingers through his hair."
"Uh..correctly. YOU ALL have a record for fighting. I wasn't there. Bart was with ya'll. Melonie's last boyfriend," Jason said.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone shouted. The group started to fight with one another but instantly shut up when Julie hit a bump and everyone bounced back.
"Oh man, something tells me if I had just stuck with Bulma this wouldn't be hap-"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YAMCHA!" Marron screamed and started to beat him with her purse for the second time.
