~To Harry and Ron because your hardly seeing them right now.~

In the Potions dungeon all was dark and bleak as our two boy heroes struggled to master the Alcosta Potion (more commonly referred to as an aphrodisiac potion) Why you ask would Professor Snape need a potion that intensified one's sexual desire…only the dirty minds of the Slytherin's could know, and it was enough to make them shudder. Anyways back to our two now whispering heroes.

"Ron pass the crushed deity powder…nooo not the diety powder Deity powder jeese...thanks"

Harry dumped a tablespoon of the silver powder into the bubbling cauldron stirred it and waited for it to turn blue. Meanwhile Ron decided to ask him something. "What do you think happened to Nicole outside the Great Hall this morning….?" Harry shrugged and took the now blue coloured potion off the flame and set it to cool on the desk before answering. "Don' know don't care s'long as it doesn't affect the way Malfoy tre…"

"Well…well…well I'm actually shocked class it would seem Messer's Potter and Weasley have managed to pull this potion off….now since you've all yes Longbottom you to actually managed to keep your potion intact I want you all to transfer them to the flasks on that counter...and try not to spill any of it on yourselves…"

Whatever Harry would have said was never finished…the potion was a lot harder to put in the flasks than it seemed…. Or so half the male students in the class figured out. The stuff was quite strong. So this is where we must leave our boy heroes. With erection's leaving the dungeons to go to Divination.

There was knock on the potions classroom door and Serena Ravencliffe poked her head through the door and peeked around.

Severus Snape grinned like a cat and motioned for the woman to come in.

It was several bottles of potion and about an hour later that Ronald Weasley came running back to the potions classroom. What you may be asking yourselves was it that he saw.

There were robes everywhere…literally and bottles, Ron grimaced as he turned to look at the Professors desk and that's when he nearly fainted. Severus Snape potions master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was playing hide the salami with his assistant. The grunting and crying out was too much Ron turned and fled the classroom.

He caught up with Hermione, Harry and Nicole at lunch. Ron was still sick he couldn't even eat the potatoes and fried salami that Hermione piled onto his plate. That's when Harry noticed Ron looked sick.

"Ron…what's wrong…you look like your going to throw up??"

Ron shuddered and launched into full detail of his little venture back to the potions class for his ink well.

When he finished Harry to looked sick. Especially when Snape and his assistant Serena came into the Great Hall looking…gods dare he say it…sated. All four students shuddered and left the Great Hall.