Agent Smith sings "I'm Too Evil". Formerly "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred.

I'm too evil for my love too evil for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too evil for my shirt too evil for my shirt

So evil it hurts

And I'm too evil for Milan too evil for Milan

New York and Japan

And I'm too evil for your party

Too evil for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm an agent you know what I mean

And I shoot my little gun in the Matrix

Yeah in the Matrix, in the Matrix, yeah

I shake my little fist in the Matrix

I'm too evil for my car too evil for my car

Too evil by far

And I'm too evil for my hat

Too evil for my hat what do you think about that

I'm an agent you know what I mean

And I shoot my little gun in the Matrix

Yeah in the Matrix, in the Matrix, yeah

I shake my little fist in the Matrix

I'm too evil for my too evil for my too evil for my

'Cos I'm an agent you know what I mean

And I shoot my little gun in the Matrix

Yeah in the Matrix, in the Matrix, yeah

I shake my little fist in the Matrix

I'm too evil for my cat too evil for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too evil for my love too evil for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too evil for this song