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This is a Dragonball Z Yaoi fic. GokuXVegeta and GotenXTrunks.

In this, it is shortly after Goku and Vegeta beat Majin Buu. They are back on earth now. One thing though,

Goten and Trunks are both about fourteen in this.

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Goku's POV.

I didn't know I could be this tired. Dende may have healed me, but somehow I still feel weak. I dunno, maybe it's just psychological.

I head upstairs to see Chi Chi on the bed. It looks as if she's just been crying or something. She spots me and frowns slightly.

"Goku. We need to talk." Uh oh.

Chi Chi's POV

I hate to do this to him, especially when he's just come back, but I just can't take it anymore. All the stress, worry, unease…. It's bad for me…

Normal POV

Goku nodded, not sure what he was in for. He walked towards the bed, but Chi Chi held her hand up.

"Stay there please." Goku frowned, but stopped. "Listen. I'm so sorry but… I …I …just can't do this anymore."

"Huh?"

"All this. You go off to fight with a ten to one chance of you coming back. You go to entirely different planets. You die, come back, die again, and come back again. I just… can't handle it. I…I want a divorce."

The words sent a small jolt up Goku's spine. He thought he should feel more; after all, he was losing his wife. Shouldn't he be more upset? Goku looked at his soon to be ex-wife and tried to think of something to say.

"Ok." Was all he could think of. Chi Chi stared at him.

"Is that all you have to say? 'Ok?'" Goku shrugged.

"That's all I can think of." Chi Chi sighed and brushed past him.

Goku's POV

Oh great. Now she's mad at me. I think she'll need some alone time. Where shall I go? May as well see how Vegeta's doing.

Normal POV

Goku translocated himself to Vegeta's to see him walking out of the door briskly. Bulma was glaring at the prince from an upstairs window.

"And don't come back you lying, cheating bastard!" she slammed the window shut and disappeared from view.

Vegeta spotted Goku and scowled, walking over to him.

"What do you want Kakarott?" Goku was still staring at the window where Bulma had been. He jolted slightly and turned to look at Vegeta.  

"Um, what was that all about?" he asked. Vegeta crossed his arms and growled.

"That moron thinks I'm having an affair!" Goku's eyes grew wide and, try as he might, he couldn't resist the urge to laugh. Goku collapsed on the ground, in hysterics. Vegeta looked down at him in disbelief.

"How can you think that's funny Kakarott? She's threatening to divorce me!"

"It's just so bizarre!" Vegeta frowned.

"I doubt I'll ever understand you Kakarott. How can her thinking I'm having an affair be bizarre to you? It's stupid, yes, but not weird, though I still don't know how she managed to picture me fucking someone in between all the battles I've been in lately… get up of the floor you brainless git!" Goku gasped for breath and got up off the floor.

"Well… it's just weird because I'm getting a divorce too. Chi Chi says she can't handle it all anymore." Vegeta opened his mouth to reply when Bulma appeared at the window again.

"Get off my lawn you creep!" she yelled, hurling a vase in Vegeta's direction. The saiyan prince blasted it out of the air before it reached him. "Hey! That was an antique vase! You broke it!"

"Well what did you think it would do when it hit me you doped up witch!" Vegeta shouted back. Bulma slammed the window shut again, this time shattering the pane. Vegeta paced away, looking thoroughly pissed off.

"Uh Vegeta?" Vegeta stopped and waited. "Where are you going?"

"I don't know Kakarott. Just somewhere far away from here."

"You could come to my house." Vegeta turned slightly.

"I though you said you were having divorce?"

"Yeah, but if I know Chi Chi, she's out comfort shopping."

Sure enough, when the two saiyans reached the house, it was supposedly empty. There was a note stuck to the door.

Dear Goku.

          I've gone out shopping for food. If you read this, then I hope

You'll come home for dinner. I'll be about three hours- you know me, I love shopping.

  I still love you lots. We'll talk more about the divorce later.

                                Chi Chi.  

Goku smiled faintly and opened the door, waiting for Vegeta to step inside before closing it again. The prince looked around at the house.

Vegeta's POV.

Not too bad. Nice décor. Pretty good size. I turned back to Kakarott, who grinned and pointed to a room on my left.

"That's the living room." He said. I walked into the room. Again, nice décor. Three settees, TV, hi-fi. I haven't been in this house before, and I wondered slightly why I felt so at home here.

Normal POV.

Goku left Vegeta, who was staring at the room, and went to get a drink. He got out two huge bottles of WKD and headed back to the living room.

"Want one?" he asked. Vegeta turned to face him and looked at the two bottles.

"What is it?"

"WKD. It's vodka. Really great stuff. You can drink it forever and never feel smashed." Vegeta raised an eyebrow but took the bottle and sat down.

A sudden loud noise upstairs made the two saiyans jump. Loud groans were heard and a thumping sound. Goku blushed vibrantly.

"What is that Kakarott?"

"Uh… that's Goten and Trunks." Goku said, avoiding eye contact with Vegeta. The prince didn't know that their sons had been seeing each other. Goku had only found out when he walked in on them making out and was made to promise never to tell anyone.

"What are they doing?"

"Um….. Having S-E-X." Vegeta stared wide-eyed at Goku, who was still refusing to meet his gaze.

"Kakarott, are you saying that I didn't even know that my son was gay?" Goku nodded, looking up to see if Vegeta was going to kill him. However, Vegeta just sighed and slumped on the chair. "I suppose it could be worse. He could have fallen for a human boy." Goku smiled. He had a sudden urge deep inside of him to go and kiss Vegeta. He looked so beautiful right now while he had his guard down.

"So, um… how did Bulma come to the conclusion that you were having an affair?" Goku asked, sitting next to the prince and gazing at him.

"Well…I suppose it's because of the way I've been behaving lately. I just don't want her anymore." The beginnings of tears showed in Vegeta's eyes and he wiped them away furiously. "I should have known better than to get attached to a human. After a while, the novelty runs off." Goku looked into Vegeta's eyes and could tell he was lying. There was so much pain in those eyes, the sort even Dende couldn't heal away. The saiyan felt a rush of desire towards the prince and bent forward, capturing Vegeta's lips in a kiss before he could stop himself. Vegeta gasped and pushed Goku away.

"What are you doing?!" Goku looked into Vegeta's eyes again and saw fear this time.  

"I'm sorry. You're right. I don't have a snowflake's chance in hell with you do I?"

Vegeta's POV.

What is he saying? This is too weird. I can't believe how much I enjoyed that kiss though… too much. He tastes of this vodka stuff. I can't believe I'm doing this…

Normal POV

Vegeta looked Goku over. The slightly taller sayain was still looking mournfully at him. Vegeta grinned.

"As usual, you're wrong Kakarott." He muttered. He edged closer to Goku and cupped his chin, bringing it forcefully towards him and closing his lips over Goku's.

The two sayains got up on their knees. Vegeta wrapped his arms round Goku's waist, pulling him closer as the sayain allowed passage into his mouth. Vegeta roamed around for a while before focusing his attention more on his hand as he slid it down towards Goku's erection. Goku moaned as the prince stroked it through his clothes.

Goku stopped as he heard a car pull up outside. He pushed Vegeta roughly away and ran to the door.

Vegeta crashed to the floor and looked after Goku in a state of shock. His heart came into his throat and he felt sick with regret and misery.

Vegeta's POV

Kakarott doesn't want me. He's just looking for something to do now that he's going to be divorced… I really am a fool. I opened myself up to him and he pushed me away to help his 'wife.'  

Goku's POV

I hope Vegeta didn't get the wrong impression. It's just that I can't have Chi Chi walking in on us. I ran to the door and opened it. Chi Chi was struggling in with about sixteen bags. She looked up and saw me.

"Can you help me please?" the request was in a formal manner as if she didn't think I would help her. Sheesh I'm not that shallow. I nod, forcing a smile and took thirteen of the bags off her, taking them into the house with ease. I deposited them in the kitchen and went back for more, glancing in at Vegeta. He was sat on the sofa, tears sliding down his cheeks. Oh no what have I done? I looked back at Chi Chi. It looks like the last three bags were really heavy. It'll take her a while to get in with them.

I strode into the living room, and bent down infront of Vegeta. He looked at me, tears still sliding down his face, as he made no effort to wipe them away.

"I'm sorry." I whispered, "I just can't have Chi Chi walking in on us. She'd kill me. I love you baby." Hope he accepted that. I licked his tears away before going out to help Chi Chi again. Oh god. One of the bags split.

Vegeta's POV.

I'm even more confused now than before. I never will understand him. I wiped away the tears Goku hadn't managed to get and smiled. Well, what's life without a few twists? I heard a loud thump and my son's voice shouting "get your clothes on or we'll be discovered!"

Chi Chi came into the room and looked at me.

"Oh hello. Goku didn't mention he had visitors." She smiled half-heartedly and sat down.

"Where's Kakarott?" I asked, hoping it wouldn't seem as if I was that interested.

"Oh, a bag split and he offered to clean it up. He's so sweet… I really will miss him…" yeah well… he's mine now.

Normal POV.

Chi Chi sighed and got up again. She went into the kitchen and started unpacking everything. Vegeta got up and headed to the living room door as Goku was coming in through the front door. He winked at the prince and went into the kitchen.

"Nothing broken, just don't open that for a while." he said, handing Chi Chi a bottle of very frothy looking lemonade. He deposited the rest of the stuff he was carrying on the floor and waited for orders.

"Well, go keep Vegeta company. He's a guest, you shouldn't leave him on his own!" Goku grinned and went back to the living room. Vegeta was still at the door. The prince walked inside and sat down, smirking at Goku. Goku sat down on the sofa opposite him and Vegeta let his disappointment become obvious on his face. Goku whispered a 'sorry' and watched as Goten and Trunks came in. Trunks stared at his father with irrepressible fear.

"My, you were making a lot of noise up there, what were you doing?" Vegeta asked mockingly.

"We were, uh… playing… on a video game." Goten said.

"With no clothes on? I just heard you say 'get your clothes on or we'll be discovered.' Be discovered doing what exactly?" Goten gulped. Trunks was still gripped by fear.

"D, Dad I… please don't hurt Goten." He stepped protectively infront of Goten, though still visibly shaking. Vegeta snorted.

"It's ok son, I don't mind."

At dinner, which even Vegeta couldn't complain about, Goku told Chi Chi about Bulma chucking Vegeta out.

"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I would let you stay here, but we don't have a guest room." Chi Chi said, looking sympathetically at Vegeta.

"Don't worry. I know where he can stay." Goku said, smiling.

After everything was cleared away, Goku took Vegeta out into the woods.

"I hope you don't expect me to sleep in the woods." Vegeta said. Goku grinned and shook his head.

He led him to a cabin right in the middle of the woods. It comprised of a king sized bed, TV, settee, another hi-fi and a bathroom. Vegeta looked round the room and smiled.

"It'll do." He said. He pushed Goku over to the bed and onto it, climbing on top of him and kissing him passionately. Goku moaned and slid his hands down Vegeta's back, round to the front and grasped his erection. Vegeta groaned with pent up lust. He stripped himself and Goku in a matter of seconds and planted kisses down Goku's chest. He stopped at Goku's arousal and saw the saiyan was already close to climax.

"I'm sorry, but I can't wait and play." Vegeta growled. He sat up and positioned himself over Goku's erection and rammed down, crying out in pain and pleasure. Goku was past sound. The pleasure Vegeta was giving him was unlike anything he had ever felt before. He just gazed up at the prince, who was bouncing on him, and started thrusting up into him, causing even more pleasure to course through both of their bodies.

They both climaxed and released at the same time, Vegeta getting off Goku and collapsing by his side in exhaustion. He was breathing heavily as Goku looked into his eyes once again. He saw love and passion burning in the prince's dark eyes. He turned to kiss him once more, before getting under the blankets with his knew lover and letting sleep claim him.

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What did ya think?  Will continue, but only if I get more than seven reviews! This is my first story, so please be nice. Flames accepted though. It's good to see what kind of sad people choose to read a story just to criticise it. Oh by the way, is it Saiyan or Sayain or something else?

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