Another song from the deranged mind of the Sub-Section Leader of Pit… *sigh*
DRUM MAJOR'S STAFFORIGINAL SONG: O CHRISTMAS TREE
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's StaffYou're really long and pointy
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's Staff
You're really long and pointy
During Drills you stand so tall
And over you, I trip and fall
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's Staff
You're really long and pointy
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's StaffI think you're out to get me…
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's StaffI think you're out to get me…
Every time we march downtown
I am hit as you spin around
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's Staff
I think you're out to get me…
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's StaffSomeday I'll destroy you…
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's StaffSomeday I'll destroy you…
Your reign of terror's near its end,
You will be broken and will not mend
Drum Major's Staff, Drum Major's Staff
Someday I'll destroy you…
Well, that's the third song in the collection of weird songs by me. Tremble at my gloriousness.
Or not, whichever you choose…
There is a truth behind these events. There was this one time during a Monday-Evening rehearsal, when I was a lowly cymbal in drum-line, and we were running through a drill for Friday's game. Well, I was holding cymbals for my snare, (I don't know if he'll let me use his real name, so I'll just call him Skittle (there's a story behind it)), and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and I tripped over the staff that was marking the center of the field. And my falling caused Skittle to fall as well, and that was bad because he was carrying his snare. (Actually, I think he just stumbled, but it was still funny).
The marching downtown and getting hit? Yeah, that happened, but not to me. It was during a holiday parade, and during this parade we allow alumni to march with us. One of the oldies, a trombone who was marching RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, got smacked in the head, which caused him to loose his music. (But I was nice and picked it up for him).
And destroying the staff? That has yet to happen.
