Whoa I can already say as I said before that this chap is very long, or somewhat long at least. So kick back and enjoy, then review with either happy ones or con-fucking-stuctive criticism. Good, now read it. Oh, and when there's one ~*, it skips to a new part, okay? Yeah, this chap is actually kind of choppy, but it's still around the beginning of the year.
I realized I haven't put a disclaimer on my last chap, and maybe the one before so here we go:
Disclaimer: WTF?! I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WRITE IT DOWN FOR YOU? YEAH, SURE, THAT'S JUST GREAT FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM!!! I DON'T EVEN OWN THE "I FLING POO!" MONKEY STICKER AT HOT TOPIC OKAY?! BUT I PROBABLY WILL BUY THAT SO YEAH...
Whoa...got a little carried away with the capsie-lock there...
~*~*
Hermione, Harry and Ron were sitting around the Gryffindor Common Room, two days after school started.
Hermione started up a conversation about books. "So...have you two read any good books?" They burst into laughter.
"Uh, no Hermione!!!" Harry said, laughing so hard he was doubled up.
Hermione wanted to see what they would say about her not thinking during her Grandma's funeral. "Hey, you know what, at this funeral, I didn't think a single thing for two hours."
Harry and Ron, who had managed to quiet themselves while she was speaking, started laughing again. Between fits of snickering, Ron told her, "Yeah, right Hermione!! You would make a good fictional author!!!"
'Christ, I was totally correct!' Hermione started to giggle. Looking at her watch, she said, "Hey you guys, I should go. It's getting really late."
"Harry and Ron, you can go to bed. I think I should be getting back anyway. It's quite a walk." She began to clean up her candy wrappers. "See ya later guys!!" She waved as she stepped out of the portrait hole, just in time to see them smile and begin climbing the stairs.
Hearing it shut, Hermione walked slowly from the portrait and to her dorm.
Mumbling the password, she stepped through, and having already bathed, she sat on the couch, but after a few seconds got up to get a book.
The first time she had looked at her bookshelf, she had been disgusted. All romance novels and other boring things. But Draco's shelf had Shakespeare and Poe and Emily Dickinson, and other amazing poets and writers, even Chaucer and Golding.
Picking up a simple children's book, The Lord of the Flies, she forgot herself and sat on Draco's couch.
After lolling about on it, and already into the seventh chapter after only a half hour, Hermione realized that Draco was not in his room.
'Probably off snogging Pansy in a broom closet somewhere...' She thought, and indeed, about three minutes later, he stumbled in, looking extremely mussed up and happy.
He stopped, however, when he spied her on his couch.
"What are you doing on my couch?" He didn't really seem angered though... merely asking.
"Reading, dipshit."
"God, no need to be super bitch, I was just asking. What are you reading by the way?"
'Sheesh, Pansy must be really good if he's actually talking to me civilly.' Hermione thought.
"Lord of the Flies. Where have you been?" She asked, wanting to see if it was true.
"I was at the pub. I got into a fight. Beat the crap out of some other guy."
Oh, so he was half drunk and it seemed his 'beating the crap out of some other guy' made him happy. Interesting...
"Yeah...well good for you." It didn't even occur to her to ask how he had gotten there.
"Right, well I'm going to bed."
"Uh-huh..." she said, totally not interested.
He shut his door, and Hermione kept reading. Though at about two o'clock, when she realized that instead of Saturday, it was now Sunday, she went to bed.
~*
"Uh Hermione? I have to ask you something." Ron sat down next to her in Potion's class
"What?" She asked, not looking up from her potion.
"Uh...um...I was hoping you'd want to be my girlfriend..."
Hermione's head snapped up in surprise. She was expecting the question to be about homework, or teachers, or something-not that of course.
'Poor Ron...oh well, I mean, he isn't THAT bad looking...'
"Sure Ron." She smiled at him, and he grinned at her. 'Oh well...he'll probably dump me anyway...but at least we're friends.'
Ron laughed and embraced her, and Harry came up behind him.
"So, are you guys together?" When they nodded, Harry laughed and hugged both of them together.
"Potter, Weasley, and Granger, minus five points for conversing about something other than the material! Sit down!"
Ron looked at Hermione as he got to his feet. "And for being happy...old geezer!"
Hermione laughed.
~*
"How's the relationship going guys? Still good after a week and a day?" Harry sat in an armchair.
"It's doing good, right? Well I mean, it hasn't really been that long." Hermione looked at Ron, who waited a second until nodding. Hermione noticed that he did that a lot now.
"Why don't you guys tell others about it? What's the point of keeping it secret?" Harry asked.
"Well, because Harry." Hermione smiled at her own loss for words.
"Ah yes...because. What a wonderful thing. Hey, you guys want to go outside and swim in the lake? Come on, it'll be fun!!!"
"Yeah, let's. Ron, are you coming?" Hermione turned and looked at him.
"No, that's okay you guys. Some other time!"
"Alright then, I'll go change!" Hermione got to her feet and said, "Harry, I'll meet you out in the Great Hall."
"Okay, bye Ron!" Harry and Hermione waved, Hermione stepped through the portrait hole, and Harry heading to the boys dorm.
Once he had changed, he sauntered down to the Hall. After five minutes, he heard Hermione coming.
"Alright Harry, are you ready?"
"What do you mean, 'am I ready'? I was waiting for you!!" Harry laughed.
"I know, I know, just felt like asking!!" Hermione giggled as they got to the lake. "Look, there's Dean and Seamus and Ginny!"
"You forgot the Patil twins..." Harry said, squinting out at the shining water of the lake.
"Oh yeah. Hey, let's go swim with them!"
"Sure...why not?" Harry and Hermione raced to the lake.
~*
"Hey you guys that was fun!!!" Harry said to all of them.
"Yeah, duh. Come on Potter, we thought you were smarter than that!!!" Seamus laughed.
"Right Seamus...right. And I thought you were actually a boy!!!" Harry started to chuckle.
"Yeah, me too, I mean, aren't I?" Seamus scratched his head in feigned inquiry. "One things for sure, however, and we know that Dean isn't!!!"
"Oy!!" Dean yelled. "Seamus you stooge!" He said, chasing him.
Seamus turned and stopped. "Come on, can't think of a better word?"
Dean stopped and said, "No!"
"Oh...okay...Well...umm...DORK!!" With a whoop the two started to wrestle.
"Hey, you guys want to come up to the Tower?" Hermione yelled as Ginny and the twins ran to them. A loud chorus of "No!" met her ears.
Stepping into the shade of the Great Hall, Harry told Hermione, "Race you!"
"Fine!!" She set off at a fast sprint, with Harry close behind her. However Harry soon overtook her so she yelled, "Hey!!!" and grabbed his shirt, pulling herself forward.
"You cheater!!" He pumped his legs faster but Hermione still had the advantage. Yelling 'apple pie', she burst through the hole. In midair, however, Harry came jumping through the portrait and tackled her, both landing in an undignified heap on the ground.
"I won!!! You...lost..." her voice faded away when she saw the two people on the couch, obviously very busy.
Lavender rolled off of Ron and stood up, moving to the side.
Hermione let out an incredulous "RON?!"
Buttoning his shirt up, he said, "Hermione, uh, it's not what it looks like!!"
"Well what the hell does it look like to you?! Or should I say, FELT like?! Hmm?!" She contorted her face in anger. "NO!! Actually I DON'T want to know! Just, just, well...HERE!!!"
Too late Ron saw the fist coming at him, and got punched on the cheek. He staggered back as he saw Hermione running out of the Common Room.
Just as she reached the portrait hole, however, Harry caught up to her.
"Hermione? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine Harry, just, I need to be alone..."
"Where are you going?"
"I'll be around." Was the short answer as she brushed Harry's hand off her shoulder. Turning back to glance angrily at Ron, she struggled out of the portrait hole.
Harry turned to Ron. "You'd better apologize, and soon...I just can't believe you did that."
~*
Hermione ran down the halls and outside, heading towards the Forbidden Forest. She stopped a little way in, and picked up a rock.
THWACK!! It hit a tree, and a large piece of bark came flying off.
"What's the poor little Mudblood doing out here all alone, I wonder?" Great, the last person she needed to be invading her mind.
"Get the fuck away before you'll have to get a genital retrieval operation!!!" She screamed, digging her foot into the dirt.
"Ooh, someone is very angry!"
"Oh, you think?!" THWACK!
"Well you've got good aim."
"Right...now go away." THWACK!
"I bet it was Weasley...what was he doing? Hmm...probably fucking around with some other girl?" He put his hands up and said, "Oh no wait, screw that, it's just too disgusting to think ab-"
Hermione bulled into him, screaming. He stumbled back, but kept his ground. "Whoa...must have hit the spot there..."
Then he realized Hermione was sobbing, gripping the sleeves of his robe as hard as she could. "Well...obviously closer than I thought..." Hermione pulled away, and Draco could see that she had stopped crying, but still had a few tears falling off her cheeks.
Looking at him, she asked, "How do you get to that pub?"
~*~*
Right so how'd you like it? I thought it was sort of...well...never mind. But just wait a few days and I'll upload. Anyway, I luv reviews so please leave one for me!!! Okay, if I don't get any, this story will go down the dream cuz I have no idea what you guys like...besides D/Hr and darkness...of course, but what about all the other crap? And I'll give you a hint about the fic overall, and it's this:
Vampires will play a very important role...
So if you are easily offended by vampires and crap like that, then get the fuck out of my fic and read some other one.
And on a relatively lighter note, thanks to all of my great reviewers, I luv ya:
Lily Lila, Dracos Lover, February Dreams, Tatiana Cruz, Fiery Slut (x2 for both reviews!), The blank person who never left a name (x4), Toria, Felicity, Riley Malfoy, MiaMaria, and HermioneG89.
Mr. Bigglesworth still loves reviews okay?! Good...I'm glad that has been established...
Anonymous
I realized I haven't put a disclaimer on my last chap, and maybe the one before so here we go:
Disclaimer: WTF?! I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WRITE IT DOWN FOR YOU? YEAH, SURE, THAT'S JUST GREAT FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM!!! I DON'T EVEN OWN THE "I FLING POO!" MONKEY STICKER AT HOT TOPIC OKAY?! BUT I PROBABLY WILL BUY THAT SO YEAH...
Whoa...got a little carried away with the capsie-lock there...
~*~*
Hermione, Harry and Ron were sitting around the Gryffindor Common Room, two days after school started.
Hermione started up a conversation about books. "So...have you two read any good books?" They burst into laughter.
"Uh, no Hermione!!!" Harry said, laughing so hard he was doubled up.
Hermione wanted to see what they would say about her not thinking during her Grandma's funeral. "Hey, you know what, at this funeral, I didn't think a single thing for two hours."
Harry and Ron, who had managed to quiet themselves while she was speaking, started laughing again. Between fits of snickering, Ron told her, "Yeah, right Hermione!! You would make a good fictional author!!!"
'Christ, I was totally correct!' Hermione started to giggle. Looking at her watch, she said, "Hey you guys, I should go. It's getting really late."
"Harry and Ron, you can go to bed. I think I should be getting back anyway. It's quite a walk." She began to clean up her candy wrappers. "See ya later guys!!" She waved as she stepped out of the portrait hole, just in time to see them smile and begin climbing the stairs.
Hearing it shut, Hermione walked slowly from the portrait and to her dorm.
Mumbling the password, she stepped through, and having already bathed, she sat on the couch, but after a few seconds got up to get a book.
The first time she had looked at her bookshelf, she had been disgusted. All romance novels and other boring things. But Draco's shelf had Shakespeare and Poe and Emily Dickinson, and other amazing poets and writers, even Chaucer and Golding.
Picking up a simple children's book, The Lord of the Flies, she forgot herself and sat on Draco's couch.
After lolling about on it, and already into the seventh chapter after only a half hour, Hermione realized that Draco was not in his room.
'Probably off snogging Pansy in a broom closet somewhere...' She thought, and indeed, about three minutes later, he stumbled in, looking extremely mussed up and happy.
He stopped, however, when he spied her on his couch.
"What are you doing on my couch?" He didn't really seem angered though... merely asking.
"Reading, dipshit."
"God, no need to be super bitch, I was just asking. What are you reading by the way?"
'Sheesh, Pansy must be really good if he's actually talking to me civilly.' Hermione thought.
"Lord of the Flies. Where have you been?" She asked, wanting to see if it was true.
"I was at the pub. I got into a fight. Beat the crap out of some other guy."
Oh, so he was half drunk and it seemed his 'beating the crap out of some other guy' made him happy. Interesting...
"Yeah...well good for you." It didn't even occur to her to ask how he had gotten there.
"Right, well I'm going to bed."
"Uh-huh..." she said, totally not interested.
He shut his door, and Hermione kept reading. Though at about two o'clock, when she realized that instead of Saturday, it was now Sunday, she went to bed.
~*
"Uh Hermione? I have to ask you something." Ron sat down next to her in Potion's class
"What?" She asked, not looking up from her potion.
"Uh...um...I was hoping you'd want to be my girlfriend..."
Hermione's head snapped up in surprise. She was expecting the question to be about homework, or teachers, or something-not that of course.
'Poor Ron...oh well, I mean, he isn't THAT bad looking...'
"Sure Ron." She smiled at him, and he grinned at her. 'Oh well...he'll probably dump me anyway...but at least we're friends.'
Ron laughed and embraced her, and Harry came up behind him.
"So, are you guys together?" When they nodded, Harry laughed and hugged both of them together.
"Potter, Weasley, and Granger, minus five points for conversing about something other than the material! Sit down!"
Ron looked at Hermione as he got to his feet. "And for being happy...old geezer!"
Hermione laughed.
~*
"How's the relationship going guys? Still good after a week and a day?" Harry sat in an armchair.
"It's doing good, right? Well I mean, it hasn't really been that long." Hermione looked at Ron, who waited a second until nodding. Hermione noticed that he did that a lot now.
"Why don't you guys tell others about it? What's the point of keeping it secret?" Harry asked.
"Well, because Harry." Hermione smiled at her own loss for words.
"Ah yes...because. What a wonderful thing. Hey, you guys want to go outside and swim in the lake? Come on, it'll be fun!!!"
"Yeah, let's. Ron, are you coming?" Hermione turned and looked at him.
"No, that's okay you guys. Some other time!"
"Alright then, I'll go change!" Hermione got to her feet and said, "Harry, I'll meet you out in the Great Hall."
"Okay, bye Ron!" Harry and Hermione waved, Hermione stepped through the portrait hole, and Harry heading to the boys dorm.
Once he had changed, he sauntered down to the Hall. After five minutes, he heard Hermione coming.
"Alright Harry, are you ready?"
"What do you mean, 'am I ready'? I was waiting for you!!" Harry laughed.
"I know, I know, just felt like asking!!" Hermione giggled as they got to the lake. "Look, there's Dean and Seamus and Ginny!"
"You forgot the Patil twins..." Harry said, squinting out at the shining water of the lake.
"Oh yeah. Hey, let's go swim with them!"
"Sure...why not?" Harry and Hermione raced to the lake.
~*
"Hey you guys that was fun!!!" Harry said to all of them.
"Yeah, duh. Come on Potter, we thought you were smarter than that!!!" Seamus laughed.
"Right Seamus...right. And I thought you were actually a boy!!!" Harry started to chuckle.
"Yeah, me too, I mean, aren't I?" Seamus scratched his head in feigned inquiry. "One things for sure, however, and we know that Dean isn't!!!"
"Oy!!" Dean yelled. "Seamus you stooge!" He said, chasing him.
Seamus turned and stopped. "Come on, can't think of a better word?"
Dean stopped and said, "No!"
"Oh...okay...Well...umm...DORK!!" With a whoop the two started to wrestle.
"Hey, you guys want to come up to the Tower?" Hermione yelled as Ginny and the twins ran to them. A loud chorus of "No!" met her ears.
Stepping into the shade of the Great Hall, Harry told Hermione, "Race you!"
"Fine!!" She set off at a fast sprint, with Harry close behind her. However Harry soon overtook her so she yelled, "Hey!!!" and grabbed his shirt, pulling herself forward.
"You cheater!!" He pumped his legs faster but Hermione still had the advantage. Yelling 'apple pie', she burst through the hole. In midair, however, Harry came jumping through the portrait and tackled her, both landing in an undignified heap on the ground.
"I won!!! You...lost..." her voice faded away when she saw the two people on the couch, obviously very busy.
Lavender rolled off of Ron and stood up, moving to the side.
Hermione let out an incredulous "RON?!"
Buttoning his shirt up, he said, "Hermione, uh, it's not what it looks like!!"
"Well what the hell does it look like to you?! Or should I say, FELT like?! Hmm?!" She contorted her face in anger. "NO!! Actually I DON'T want to know! Just, just, well...HERE!!!"
Too late Ron saw the fist coming at him, and got punched on the cheek. He staggered back as he saw Hermione running out of the Common Room.
Just as she reached the portrait hole, however, Harry caught up to her.
"Hermione? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine Harry, just, I need to be alone..."
"Where are you going?"
"I'll be around." Was the short answer as she brushed Harry's hand off her shoulder. Turning back to glance angrily at Ron, she struggled out of the portrait hole.
Harry turned to Ron. "You'd better apologize, and soon...I just can't believe you did that."
~*
Hermione ran down the halls and outside, heading towards the Forbidden Forest. She stopped a little way in, and picked up a rock.
THWACK!! It hit a tree, and a large piece of bark came flying off.
"What's the poor little Mudblood doing out here all alone, I wonder?" Great, the last person she needed to be invading her mind.
"Get the fuck away before you'll have to get a genital retrieval operation!!!" She screamed, digging her foot into the dirt.
"Ooh, someone is very angry!"
"Oh, you think?!" THWACK!
"Well you've got good aim."
"Right...now go away." THWACK!
"I bet it was Weasley...what was he doing? Hmm...probably fucking around with some other girl?" He put his hands up and said, "Oh no wait, screw that, it's just too disgusting to think ab-"
Hermione bulled into him, screaming. He stumbled back, but kept his ground. "Whoa...must have hit the spot there..."
Then he realized Hermione was sobbing, gripping the sleeves of his robe as hard as she could. "Well...obviously closer than I thought..." Hermione pulled away, and Draco could see that she had stopped crying, but still had a few tears falling off her cheeks.
Looking at him, she asked, "How do you get to that pub?"
~*~*
Right so how'd you like it? I thought it was sort of...well...never mind. But just wait a few days and I'll upload. Anyway, I luv reviews so please leave one for me!!! Okay, if I don't get any, this story will go down the dream cuz I have no idea what you guys like...besides D/Hr and darkness...of course, but what about all the other crap? And I'll give you a hint about the fic overall, and it's this:
Vampires will play a very important role...
So if you are easily offended by vampires and crap like that, then get the fuck out of my fic and read some other one.
And on a relatively lighter note, thanks to all of my great reviewers, I luv ya:
Lily Lila, Dracos Lover, February Dreams, Tatiana Cruz, Fiery Slut (x2 for both reviews!), The blank person who never left a name (x4), Toria, Felicity, Riley Malfoy, MiaMaria, and HermioneG89.
Mr. Bigglesworth still loves reviews okay?! Good...I'm glad that has been established...
Anonymous
