"Hey guys, I want to ask you something." Eric began.

They hung out in the basement- as always –and Jackie had just taken Donna out to her house, to see her new telephone. "A pink one, Donna, with little purple unicorns on it!"

So it was "guys only".

"Yeah, Forman, what's wrong, man?" Hyde asked.

He was the only one that reacted, though.

Kelso's only reaction was "Oh Eric, shut up, Charlie's Angels is on."

and Fez only muttered "Farrah, oh, Farrah, come to Fez, come to…"

"Oh, just LISTEN!" Eric yelled, as he turned the television off.

"This is about MY LIFE, you know, MY LIFE! So shut up and PLEASE listen!"

Hyde smiled. "Pathetic emotions, Forman. Way to go. Well, come on, what is wrong?"

"It is Donna-"

"Woooooo, has she BETRAYED you?"

"Kelso, shut it!"

"Are you tired of her? I want-"

"Fez, you are EEEEEEEEEW!"

"But-"

"Hey, just shut it. What's wrong, Forman, man?"

Wow, Hyde was trying to be serious!

"Well, it is about the following. I- want to marry her before we go to college."

The guy's reactions were slightly different.

Kelso fell off the chair, his mouth wide open.

Hyde just nodded.

Fez opened his mouth and said. "You idiot."

And then, in unison, Kelso and Fez yelled "Oh Eric, you are SOOO STUPID!"

"You actually WANT to marry, or what?"

"You are an IDIOT!"

They all nodded, but Eric shook his head.

"I love Donna, guys! I think a marriage will bring us closer together. College will not destroy our relationship…"

"Eric, college destroys ALL RELATIONSHIPS!"

"So you don't think it is a good idea."

"Maybe." Hyde said. Fez and Kelso looked at him like he had suddenly got three ears. "Hey guys, if Forman wants to marry Donna, just let him marry Donna. Marrying is of course just a trick of the government to get us all trapped but… hey, it's his choice!"

"Yeah, and we are engaged!" Eric added.

"Eric, engagement is invented for people who DO NOT want to get married, DUUH!" Kelso said.

"Yeah, you… IDIOT!" Fez yelled.

But Eric answered, standing up

"Well, you know what, I don't listen to you guys! I am going to marry Donna, oh yeah, I sooo am, and I will ask her! Tonight!'

"Applause for Forman." Hyde said. "And that was sarcasm."