Oh my GOD I cannot believe I completely forgot about this story. I am sooo sorry. I doubt anybody cares, but that's alright. : )

To my reviewers:

Arwen: Yes, I do enjoy your reviews. Lol. I'll try to make Legolas sexier. : ) thanks for ALL of your reviews!

Chunkypeanutbutter: lol. I like your pen name. I'm VERY glad you found it funny! Thank you!

Raberba girl: Cool! I'm also confused as to why I'm continuing it, but I don't like things left undone. Thanks! : )

Lethuil and Lizzie: Yeah I know. I've written better.

Eve of Mirkwood: Never mind. I'm not sure why it's there, but I don't feel like taking it down, so.yeah.

On with this weird and not-so-good fic!

Day 11: I haven't been able to write for a couple of days because I've been in a state of shock. I am in Aragorn's body. Yes! His dirty, greasy, ugly, HUMAN body! I can't believe it! At least this gives me the chance to give him a good wash though. But what will he do to me? My beautiful hair? My sexy legs? My eyes? My.my.beautiful elven beauty? Too distraught to write anymore. Love from, Legolas, way hot-sexy-cool-perfect-in-every-way elf of Mirkwood

Day 12: Still not ki-I mean still Aragorn. Oh my.my.I don't know! We don't have god in Middle Earth! Garn. I'm starting to SOUND like him! And my, er, HIS body wouldn't let me take a bath! That's INSULTING! Insulting I tell you!

Day 13: FINALLY! He's CLEAN! But I'm...my BODY! My HAIR! What has he DONE to me? Going into Mines of Moria tomorrow. At least there I won't have to see me. Normally I can pose for HOURS in front of the mirror (my record is 89 hours in front of a mirror trying on Elrond's, Arwen's, and Glorfindel's clothes in Rivendell) but.my hair! It's GREASY! No! it hasn't been washed for a whole DAY! I don't know what to do! Have written to Mirkwood, Rivendell, AND Lothlorien for help. No response yet. You'd THINK Galadriel would see us in her mirror, but she's probably off cheating on Celeborn with Tharanduil or something.

Day 14: That dwarf...I will KILL him one day! He's making fun of me! He called me..oh, I can't say it. But I will. He called me PAM-HEAD! I HATE him! (the rest of the entry was unreadable because the ink was all smeared)

Day 15: The Mines of Moria SUCK, by the way. I hate dwarves! I...hate...dwarves..and STILL not kin-no, Legolas! Still not LEGOLAS!

Day 16: I wonder why I'm still thinking like an elf. I think a Balrog's coming.

Day 17: A balrog DID come. I, of course, ended up LAST to jump across a CRUMBLING staircase. And, of course, FRODO was with me. Stupid Aragorn, HE got to jump across FIRST, just because he has my long beautiful sexy elven legs.

Day 18: I'm sorry, did I mention that Gandalf fell into shadow? I was so caught up in the most urgent problem, Aragorn fouling up MY beautiful body, that I forgot. My bad.

Day 19: In Lothlorien. I have the sneaking suspicion that Tharanduil's here. Must go find out.

Day 20: He IS here! And he never sent me that order of shampoo either! I hate them.

Day 21: Galadriel said she would change Aragorn and me back IF I would agree to teach her how to braid my beautiful-blond-sexy-shiny hair. NEVER! That is a secret I shall NEVER tell!

Day 22: I think Haldir knows my secret. He had a braid too! I hate Lothlorien elves. I hate dwarves. I hate Middle Earth. I'm moving.

Day 23: Plan to move unsuccessful, as I am in a hum-el-a-elf-HUMAN body (his body keeps trying to write ELF).

Day 24: I'm free! Free! I'm in my beautiful-sexy-hot-perfect-in-every-way body again! FINALLY it got washed! Yes!

Day 25: Leaving Lorien. Good. I hate it here. Tharanduil still hanging around with Galadriel. Stupid Celeborn. Wonder why she married him if she's gonna go and fool with other elves.

Day 26: I have to share a boat with GIMLI. But at least I'm in my own beautiful-sexy-hot-perfect-in-every-way body.

Day 27: I woke up this morning and I had a lot more hair and everyone was really tall. I have a REALLY REALLY BAD feeling about this.

Ok.should I continue? I don't think so, but if you want me to, I will. PLEASE review because I need to know how I've been doing lately. See ya!