Authors' (and muses but who cares?) Note: I'll just say my share while Bar-
Ohki and Pakratt argue over who gets to talk first. Bar-Ohki, Pakratt, and
BIGben are only like that when on 'HAPPY MELEE HI' and a sugar hi at the
same time. There are parts where they act normally (examples: "I honestly
don't know."- Bar-Ohki, "...I need to IM everyone and tell them I'm here
and board."- Pakratt, "BUT I brought CANDY."- BIGben). There have been some
pranks going on at the SSB and C. Falcon doesn't like Yoshi because Pakratt
wanted him to. *gets grabbed from behind by Bar-Ohki and thrown at Pakratt,
rendering both of them unconscious. Bar-Ohki takes control of the
keyboard.* Note to self: Never leave muse unattended at LAPTOPfriend for
any reason or for any period of time. There shall be a Golden Sun
reference. We do not own Golden Sun, Camelot does. HA! Now you can't fuss!!
*gets shoved off by Krunk, who then takes control* Hopefully..........
The Interims for Insanity
Chapter 2: Now what?
Summary of the story thus far (with extra stuff): *Pakratt managed to get control by means unknown* I don't see the point of summarizing 4 1/2 pages of written material. *Bar-Ohki: I'll do it if you don't want to.* Why am I doing it? *Bar-Ohki: Some authors are known for taking forever and a half then making you reread the last 3 chapters so that you can remember what is going on. We are just giving the readers a more user-friendly format.* BUT IT'S 4 1/2 PAGES WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE!! AND WE POSTED THE LAST CHAPTER YESTERDAY!! *Bar-Ohki: True, but it is a habit of mine and should become a habit of yours.* UGHH!! *Bar-Ohki's patience is starting to be stretched. sA takes notice of this and goes angry-chibi. sA: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Okay! Okay! Bar-Ohki and me are in C. Falcon's room. We came in through the roof and don't know why we are here. My brother showed up and forgot EVERYTHING. He also took himself and Nana down a floor to join everyone in Captain Falcon's room. Bar-Ohki has a pocket knife and Bb has Mr. Frodo. I want a computer with internet. *Bar-Ohki: That wasn't so hard.* I will never do this again! Hopefully..........
C. Falcon: *turns to Link* Help me get these THINGS out of here!
Link: *sigh* If I must.
Bar-Ohki: I'm not a THING! Bb is a thing.
BIGben: HEY!
Nana: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Bar-Ohki: You should probably do that, you never know what an angry female can do -and far more importantly- WILL do.
Pakratt: Like that time with Mrs. *****?
Authors' Note: *Bar-Ohki in control* Pakratt, BIGben, and I all go to the same school. Mrs. ***** is our science teacher. We have censored her name- *Pakratt suddenly pushes her to the side and starts typing* to keep you from being scared. *sA kicks both of the authors away and types* Actually, it was to protect her identity, and because the school these 3 attend is so small, their own identities. *sA goes off and reprimands Pakratt for insulting Mrs. *****.*
Link: I don't think we want to know about that.
BIGben: Why? I want to tell.
Link: This is based on your resent odd behavior and apparent mannerisms.
BIGben: In English, please.
Bar-Ohki: He thinks we are weird and -for the sake of his sanity- would rather not want to know.
BIGben: Oh.
C. Falcon: -_-+ ATHEM!
Link: I'll take the left.
The 2 Smashers circled around the 3 children and lunged at them en mass. Authors' Note: En mass means as a group. Link gabbed Bar and Pak by the back of their shirt collars and Captain Falcon sized Bb by his arms. Frodo falls off BIGben and onto Nana's head.
Link: Where to?
Pakratt: I am your master- I order you to let me down!
Bar-Ohki: Like a true nature's child, we born-born to be wild. We can fly so high: we're never gonna die!
Link: o.O Oooookay.
C. Falcon: Now you know why this isn't funny.
Link: O.O You STILL think I am the one responsible for all of this?!?!!!
Pakratt: Yes.
Link: -.- I didn't ask you.
BIGben: MR. FRODO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *tries to get the rubber duck but fails*
Bar-Ohki: Sam, will you shut-up if we give Mr. Frodo back to you?
BIGben: Yes.
Pakratt: DON'T GIVE THE DARK LORD TO MY BROTHER!!!
Nana: What is the problem with the duck?
Pakratt: It hasn't gotten you yet. BUT LOOK WHAT IT DID TO MY BROTHER!!!
Nana: What should I do with it?
BIGben: Give him back!
Nana: Second opinion?
Bar-Ohki: This sugar cane, this lemonade, this hurricane- I'm not afraid! Come on, come on- no-on can see me cry. This lighting stone, this tidal wave, this avalanche- I'm not afraid! Come on, come on- no-one can see me cry.
Everyone Else: o.O Ooookay.
Pakratt: She likes her musac.
Nana: Anything besides random sentences that have no meaning to me.
Bar-Ohki: But it's my favorite part of Imitation of Life by REM!
Authors' Note Number *pauses to count* Seven (of the entire story): The other random sentence Bar-Ohki said in Chapter 1 was from City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. We don't own ether of the songs.
Nana: Link? Falcon?
Link: Give it to him, it can't harm him any more than it already has. And it won't get you. Not that I actually believe that the duck is capable of corrupting anything.
C. Falcon: DON'T CALL ME "Falcon"!! Give it to him- he's squirming!
Bar-Ohki: I would follow Pak's advice- Pak knows more about that thing than is reasonable or healthy.
Nana gave BIGben the duck.
BIGben: Mr. Frodo!!! *hugs the duck with little pink hearts coming from his head*
Everyone Else: o.O;; Ooooookay.
Pakratt: -.- See?
Link: Back to the question I had asked an extended period of time ago: what are we going to do with them?
Bar-Ohki: Pow pow Picard!!
Bar-Ohki's Note: I kicked everyone out of the room to tell you this: Picard is from Golden Sun and is called Piers in the English version.
Everyone Else: o.O;;; She is insane, it's not me.
Bar-Ohki: Picard would make a good Smasher.
Link: I think I met someone named Picard....
Bar-Ohki: He has blue hair and is from Lemuria.
Link: How old his he?
Bar-Ohki: Over 126. He looks like he is 17.
Link: Was he traveling with in a group of 9?
Bar-Ohki: Yes and he's a Mercury Adept.
Link: I remember him. He thought there was a conspiracy against him.
Bar-Ohki: About his age.
Link: Yes. What is with the "pow pow Picard" thing?
Bar-Ohki: Inside tradition Elena let me in on.
Pakratt: We don't want to know, really we don't. I honestly don't care anymore, PLEASE NO MORE. NO NOT AGAIN. Hopefully.
BIGben: To the dining room!
Everyone Else: WHAT!?
BIGben: We must feed.
C. Falcon/ Link/ Nana: "We"?
Pakratt: *sigh* I told you it is evil. EVIL I TELL YOU, DON'T TUCH IT, IT WILL KILL YOU...
Bar-Ohki: Himself and Frodo.
C. Falcon: On what?
BIGben: Frogs!
The Smashers present exchange disturbed expressions.
Pakratt: Soda would be nice........
Bar-Ohki: I have to admit that I need to nourish my body.
Link: It's settled then!
C. Falcon: What's settled?
Link: Let's let Peach feed them and have them out of our hair.
Pakratt: I'm not in your hair, nor would I want to. ITS GROSS SLIMY and DOESN'T MOVE!!!!
BIGben: I think he meant figuratively.
Link: Why did you say that about my hair? I washed it this morning.
Pakratt: IT still DOESN'T MOVE!!!!!
Authors' Note that is always found at the end of every chapter: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'M GOING TO TORCHER YOU!!!!! Hopefully...... I AM NOW REQUIRING REVIEWS FOR CONTINUEA-TION!! Flame me if you want. I want to know just how insulting you can be. DON"T INSULT IT OR MR. FRODO WILL SEE YOU IN HELL.
The Interims for Insanity
Chapter 2: Now what?
Summary of the story thus far (with extra stuff): *Pakratt managed to get control by means unknown* I don't see the point of summarizing 4 1/2 pages of written material. *Bar-Ohki: I'll do it if you don't want to.* Why am I doing it? *Bar-Ohki: Some authors are known for taking forever and a half then making you reread the last 3 chapters so that you can remember what is going on. We are just giving the readers a more user-friendly format.* BUT IT'S 4 1/2 PAGES WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE!! AND WE POSTED THE LAST CHAPTER YESTERDAY!! *Bar-Ohki: True, but it is a habit of mine and should become a habit of yours.* UGHH!! *Bar-Ohki's patience is starting to be stretched. sA takes notice of this and goes angry-chibi. sA: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Okay! Okay! Bar-Ohki and me are in C. Falcon's room. We came in through the roof and don't know why we are here. My brother showed up and forgot EVERYTHING. He also took himself and Nana down a floor to join everyone in Captain Falcon's room. Bar-Ohki has a pocket knife and Bb has Mr. Frodo. I want a computer with internet. *Bar-Ohki: That wasn't so hard.* I will never do this again! Hopefully..........
C. Falcon: *turns to Link* Help me get these THINGS out of here!
Link: *sigh* If I must.
Bar-Ohki: I'm not a THING! Bb is a thing.
BIGben: HEY!
Nana: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Bar-Ohki: You should probably do that, you never know what an angry female can do -and far more importantly- WILL do.
Pakratt: Like that time with Mrs. *****?
Authors' Note: *Bar-Ohki in control* Pakratt, BIGben, and I all go to the same school. Mrs. ***** is our science teacher. We have censored her name- *Pakratt suddenly pushes her to the side and starts typing* to keep you from being scared. *sA kicks both of the authors away and types* Actually, it was to protect her identity, and because the school these 3 attend is so small, their own identities. *sA goes off and reprimands Pakratt for insulting Mrs. *****.*
Link: I don't think we want to know about that.
BIGben: Why? I want to tell.
Link: This is based on your resent odd behavior and apparent mannerisms.
BIGben: In English, please.
Bar-Ohki: He thinks we are weird and -for the sake of his sanity- would rather not want to know.
BIGben: Oh.
C. Falcon: -_-+ ATHEM!
Link: I'll take the left.
The 2 Smashers circled around the 3 children and lunged at them en mass. Authors' Note: En mass means as a group. Link gabbed Bar and Pak by the back of their shirt collars and Captain Falcon sized Bb by his arms. Frodo falls off BIGben and onto Nana's head.
Link: Where to?
Pakratt: I am your master- I order you to let me down!
Bar-Ohki: Like a true nature's child, we born-born to be wild. We can fly so high: we're never gonna die!
Link: o.O Oooookay.
C. Falcon: Now you know why this isn't funny.
Link: O.O You STILL think I am the one responsible for all of this?!?!!!
Pakratt: Yes.
Link: -.- I didn't ask you.
BIGben: MR. FRODO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *tries to get the rubber duck but fails*
Bar-Ohki: Sam, will you shut-up if we give Mr. Frodo back to you?
BIGben: Yes.
Pakratt: DON'T GIVE THE DARK LORD TO MY BROTHER!!!
Nana: What is the problem with the duck?
Pakratt: It hasn't gotten you yet. BUT LOOK WHAT IT DID TO MY BROTHER!!!
Nana: What should I do with it?
BIGben: Give him back!
Nana: Second opinion?
Bar-Ohki: This sugar cane, this lemonade, this hurricane- I'm not afraid! Come on, come on- no-on can see me cry. This lighting stone, this tidal wave, this avalanche- I'm not afraid! Come on, come on- no-one can see me cry.
Everyone Else: o.O Ooookay.
Pakratt: She likes her musac.
Nana: Anything besides random sentences that have no meaning to me.
Bar-Ohki: But it's my favorite part of Imitation of Life by REM!
Authors' Note Number *pauses to count* Seven (of the entire story): The other random sentence Bar-Ohki said in Chapter 1 was from City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. We don't own ether of the songs.
Nana: Link? Falcon?
Link: Give it to him, it can't harm him any more than it already has. And it won't get you. Not that I actually believe that the duck is capable of corrupting anything.
C. Falcon: DON'T CALL ME "Falcon"!! Give it to him- he's squirming!
Bar-Ohki: I would follow Pak's advice- Pak knows more about that thing than is reasonable or healthy.
Nana gave BIGben the duck.
BIGben: Mr. Frodo!!! *hugs the duck with little pink hearts coming from his head*
Everyone Else: o.O;; Ooooookay.
Pakratt: -.- See?
Link: Back to the question I had asked an extended period of time ago: what are we going to do with them?
Bar-Ohki: Pow pow Picard!!
Bar-Ohki's Note: I kicked everyone out of the room to tell you this: Picard is from Golden Sun and is called Piers in the English version.
Everyone Else: o.O;;; She is insane, it's not me.
Bar-Ohki: Picard would make a good Smasher.
Link: I think I met someone named Picard....
Bar-Ohki: He has blue hair and is from Lemuria.
Link: How old his he?
Bar-Ohki: Over 126. He looks like he is 17.
Link: Was he traveling with in a group of 9?
Bar-Ohki: Yes and he's a Mercury Adept.
Link: I remember him. He thought there was a conspiracy against him.
Bar-Ohki: About his age.
Link: Yes. What is with the "pow pow Picard" thing?
Bar-Ohki: Inside tradition Elena let me in on.
Pakratt: We don't want to know, really we don't. I honestly don't care anymore, PLEASE NO MORE. NO NOT AGAIN. Hopefully.
BIGben: To the dining room!
Everyone Else: WHAT!?
BIGben: We must feed.
C. Falcon/ Link/ Nana: "We"?
Pakratt: *sigh* I told you it is evil. EVIL I TELL YOU, DON'T TUCH IT, IT WILL KILL YOU...
Bar-Ohki: Himself and Frodo.
C. Falcon: On what?
BIGben: Frogs!
The Smashers present exchange disturbed expressions.
Pakratt: Soda would be nice........
Bar-Ohki: I have to admit that I need to nourish my body.
Link: It's settled then!
C. Falcon: What's settled?
Link: Let's let Peach feed them and have them out of our hair.
Pakratt: I'm not in your hair, nor would I want to. ITS GROSS SLIMY and DOESN'T MOVE!!!!
BIGben: I think he meant figuratively.
Link: Why did you say that about my hair? I washed it this morning.
Pakratt: IT still DOESN'T MOVE!!!!!
Authors' Note that is always found at the end of every chapter: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'M GOING TO TORCHER YOU!!!!! Hopefully...... I AM NOW REQUIRING REVIEWS FOR CONTINUEA-TION!! Flame me if you want. I want to know just how insulting you can be. DON"T INSULT IT OR MR. FRODO WILL SEE YOU IN HELL.
