This has taken me ages and ages. Oh well. Enjoy.

Day 28: Am..a...DWARF!!! In GIMLI'S body! The world hates me. May decide to move after all. After all, I could take my own boat and go away and leave.but in a DWARF's body? Uh, no. So what am I going to do??? Oooh, I know. Write to Galadriel!

Day 29: Did I mention that there has been MORE body-switching? Gimli is in Boromir's body, and Boromir is in mine!!! Well, as long as the dwarf isn't. And Boromir's a nice kinda fellow, even if he is a little obsessed with the Ring. I wonder if the Ring would look good on me. It might help this dwarfish body. Yes..shall ask Frodo to borrow it, that's what I'll do..

Day 30: Wrote to Galadriel:

Dear Galadriel,

Something very strange is going on. I am in Gimli's body, Gimli is in Boromir's, and Boromir is in mine! I don't know what to do, so if you could send a hair and make-up kit, that would be great. Thanks!

Legolas

Ps: a cure would be good, too. Just remembered.

Day 31: Landed at Amon Hen. Have a feeling something horrible is going to happen. Not sure what, though.

Day 32: AI, AI! The most horrible things have happened!!! You see, apparently Boromir was supposed to die yesterday, fate and all that, and he did. With ONE little hitch. HE DIED IN MY FRIGGIN BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they through it over the waterfall and no this is NOT happening!!!!!!!!!!! Will leave tomorrow for the gray havens.

Day 33: On my way to the Gray Havens.

Day 34: Stopped at Lothlorien, again. Galadriel insists she can't help me. Shit.

Day 35: Left Lothlorien. Have written Saruman to see if he can send me that moth Gandalf used to summon Gwahir.

Day 36: He sent it! Very obliging guy, he is.

Day 37: In Mirkwood. Am avoiding all contact with elfkind.

Day 38: So much for that. Am now in Tharanduil's dungeons. Stupid elf. Doesn't even know his own son.

Day 39: I WILL get to the gray havens! I will!

Day 40: Tharanduil got a message from Gondor today. Said they found my body and were sending it back. Not sure why.

Day 41: Tharanduil celebrating, the souless bastard. Cried.

Day 42: Tharanduil stopped celebrating. I think he guesses..

Day 43: Out of dungeons, and my body! My beautful body! Looks pretty good for goin' over a waterfall and into Gondor and through Gondor all the way up here to Mirkwood. Will send Faramir some chocolate.

Day 44: Chocolate sent. The good kind, too. Shaped like little One Rings and White Trees of Gondor and sword pieces.

Day 45: Got thank you note from Faramir. Nice guy.

Day 46: Have changed my mind. Will go live in Gondor. Maybe kick Aragorn's ass while I'm there.

Day 47: In Gondor. Galadriel visited yesterday and taught me how to astral- project.

Day 48: Gondor boring.

Day 49: Visited Ents. Slow creatures, took them 6 hours to say 'hello'.

Day 50: Still with Ents. I think they just finished with 'how are you today', actually.

Day 51: MUST..LEAVE..ENTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Review, please.

Incurelf.