Authors Note: (Pakratt) I got the keyboard First this time… I'm Good, It's my Birthday, O yah!!! I LOVE ICE CREAM!!! I LOVE LASAAGHNA, I LOVE MYSELF… unfortunately. *Bar-Ohki leaves a ½ gallon boll of ice cream on the middle of the floor. Pakratt notices it and runs off to consume it. Bar-Ohki takes control of the keyboard* HA! I win! We shall continue! What was I supposed to talk about? *sA: Nothing because we don't have any questions from reviews.* Oh. YOU WILL ENJOY THE STORY OR ELSE!!!!! Hopefully… REVIEW OR NO MORE CANDY… please…

Summary of the story thus far: (Pakratt) Why me? I want to eat my ICE CREAM. DON'T BOTHER ME… I got the keyboard sticky, YYAAAHH. Uh-oh my finger is stuck to the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF key see I told you so FFFFFFF. *Bar-Ohki: *sigh* At least this is the school's keyboard and not my LAPTOPfriend. I'll type then.* What? *gets grabbed form behind and flung in the general direction of his ICE CREAM. Bar-Ohki gets control.* Pakratt, BIGben, and I have fallen through the roof of Captain Falcon's room and we don't know why. Falcon and Link have grabbed the 3 of us and are going to take us to Peach. BIGben is now in possession of the corruptive rubber duck, Frodo. I have my handy-dandy-trusty pocket knife. I want LAPTOPfriend back! Oh, and there was a reference to Golden Sun: The Lost Age (the Picard thing).

Chapter 3: FOOD!

Bar-Ohki: ^o^ *singing* I ask you if you're game. You don't understand me now, but let me help you onto my field. And I'll teach you how to play my game with no rules.

Link: Where was that from?

Bar-Ohki: -.- Extemporaneous.

Pakratt: What?

BIGben: Made up on the spur of the moment.

Everyone Else (except Bar-Ohki): Oh.

Bar-Ohki: ^o^ *once again singing* Welcome n' make yourself at home 'cause nothing has rules. This place is a paradise. And for the right price you can play my game, a game without rules.

Pakratt: Leave her to her musac.

BIGben: Can you sing Frodo a lullaby?

Bar-Ohki: o.O; Um…I'd love to and all but I just don't know any lullabies.

BIGben: *HUGE sigh*

Link: Let us make extreme haste.

C. Falcon: Yes, let us.

They run as fast as they positively can to the kitchen. Peach looked up from the cake she was baking.

Peach: -_- What?

Link: The Master Hand "said" that we were to leave these children under your supervision.

C. Falcon: And you are supposed to fed them.

The 2 men drop the kids and walk away very quickly. In fact they walked so quickly away Peach couldn't say anything to them.

Peach: Oh boy! Well if I have to keep an eye on the 3 of you-

Bar-Ohki/ Pakratt: o.o I'd rather you not!

BIGben: ………Must…have….frogs……………..

Peach: o.O;; -I might as well know your names. And I meant watch over the 3 of you to keep you out of mischief.

Bar-Ohki: I am Bar-Ohki, the all-mighty fic-writer.

Pakratt: I am your master! LET ME LEAVE AND TAKE SOME OF THE CAKE!!! NOW… GO AWAY TO LEAVE ME WITH MY LOVELY CAKE…

Peach: *quietly* Weirdo…. *normal volume* And you? *looks to Bb*

BIGben: …………….Frogs…need…frogs……..

Peach: o.O;; Bar-Ohki, would you tell me the others' names.

Bar-Ohki: Why?

Peach: They won't tell me.

Pakratt: I did! I am your MASTER!!

Bar-Ohki: Why?

BIGben: ……….Frogs?

Author's Note: I probably should have written this earlier… But the song Bar-Ohki was singing earlier we own. AND YOU CANT'T USE IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pakratt: Accept change with a smile!!! WE NEED MORE HELP THAN BEFORE!!! Thanks for listening to this ranting and raving child… WHO IS SUGAR DEPRIVED… AND YOUR master. SAY NO TO SCHOOL AND PUDDING!!! AND YES TO ANY SUGARY SUBSTANCES. I JUST DRANK MY LAST CAN OF "WOOP ASS" WE MUST EAT ALL OF THE TOPPING OFF OF THE CAKE AND NOT EAT ANY OF THE PARTIALY NUTRICIOUSE BREAD STUFF. THANK YOU MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY…

Peach: o.O;;; What have I unwillingly gotten myself into?

Bar-Ohki: Time for a random, yet cruel, event.

Happy Little Authors' Note That Makes You Want To Kill Someone Because It Ends The Chapter: (Picard) There is no-one in here to do this but myself. Okay! *cracks knuckles* This is the end of the chapter (as you already know) and the authors are requesting reviews. Their message to you goes something like this: "REVIEW OR WE SHALL SEND THINGS OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE…hopefully….". They also require reviews for another chapter so please provide some. *Bar-Ohki, Pakratt, sA, and Krunk burst into the room* Um… BYE!!!