Authors' Note: (Bar-Ohki) . . I get to start all by myself. YOSH!! *BIGben sneaks up behind her and knocks her out with one swift chop to the neck. He then takes control and sets Frodo down beside the computer* What should I do now master? *pause* Yez, yez! I shall! *runs off, leaving Frodo behind. Pakratt comes in with "Whoop Ass" and stares at the sight. He takes control of the keyboard* MR. FRODO!!! How did you get here!?!? BIGben must have passed by…. Oh well. *opens up soda cans and chugs the soda* Ah, sugar, caffeine, other stuff that is bad for me… You annoy me. *summons a nuclear bomb via Author Power* I wonder why Bar-Ohki doesn't use this…. *puts bomb inside Frodo and makes it go off. Oddly nothing happens* That should have killed it! ***Flashback***

Freaky Guy Who Gave Frodo To BIGben (FG for short): It will give you ultimate power and is indestructible.

BIGben: Cool! Can I have it?

FG: Sure! *gives BIGben the duck*

***End of Flashback*** Now I remember! I'll put you elsewhere! *hides the duck* Umm…nothing to say. Thankfully…… Onward with the story!!

Summary: (sA) Pakratt, Bar-Ohki, BIGben, have suddenly appeared in the Super Smash Brothers' HQ. After annoying Captain Falcon, they are taken to Peach. They scare Peach at many deep psychological levels where few would dare venture. Bar-Ohki has a pocket knife, Pakratt is very close to sugar, BIGben has Frodo and candy (somewhere). Peach needs therapy. Pakratt wants internet and IM. Bar-Ohki wants LAPTOPfriend. And we would rather not know about BIGben. Wow, this is like the shortest summary yet. *Bar-Ohki: That is because you are pithy and Pak isn't* That will explain it.

Chapter 4: A Chao for everyone...

??????: What am I, "Mr. Fancy Pants delivery man", doing in this weird 2-D world?

Bar-Ohki: You weren't supposed to notice that….

Pakratt: Who are you? And what do you have?

Fancy: I don't know what's in the box but this around my shoulder is a laptop. *Unslings LAPTOPfriend*

Bar-Ohki: LAPTOPfriend!!!!!!!! *Mugs LAPTOPfriend from delivery dude*

Peach: Get out of my kitchen you filthy man… GO!!! NOW…

Bar-Ohki grabs the box and kicks the guy into oblivion.

Pakratt: Present for me!!! GIVE IT!!!

BIGben: Mr. Frodo wants it!

Bar-Ohki: I don't care who gets it, I'm opening it! *opens box*

Out of the box hops the following chaos: Hux, Charon, and Rover.

Bar-Ohki: HUX!! *picks chao up and hugs it*

Hux: Who are you? Where am I? Where is Shadow?

Bar-Ohki: I am Bar-Ohki, one of the sprits that Knuckles talked about. You are currently at Super Smash Brothers' HQ. I have no idea where Shadow is.

Pakratt: I AM YOUR MASTER!!!

Hux: -_- You aren't (you don't look a thing like Shadow).

BIGben: MR. FRODO!!!!

Hux: o.O;; I'll pass on that one.

Another Bar-Ohki Note: If you want to know more about Hux and chao in general please read "A chao for everyone". I wrote it so all you have to do is click on my name at the top of the story and it will take you to my personal page were you can get access to all my stories.

Note of Minimum Importance Brought To You By Pakratt: Hello.

Charon: What?

Bar-Ohki: Time for a random event!

Rover: What?

Hux: When she says that she means that.

Pakratt puts his hand into his pocket and pulled out the Master Sword.

Pakratt: It wasn't me! Honest!! *hides Master Sword behind his back*

Hux: -.- That blade is longer than you are tall. How can you possibly hide it behind your back?

Peach: Link is going to KILL you.

Pakratt: Not for long!

Link comes in, looking for something.

Pakratt: Just to raise your self-esteem, I need more help than you.

Link: If that isn't evident.

Pakratt: Cheese whiz makes up 90% of your daily fat!

Hux: I don't know whose worse, you or Egghead.

Pakratt: ME!! ME!! IT'S ALL ME, ALL THE TIME!!!! Cheese whiz.

Hux: o.O; Correction, make that you are worse than Egghead. Have you ever visited an insane asylum for reiteration?

Pakratt: My mom took me to an insane asylum and I jumped out the window and people yelled "He's escaping from the Happy Home, get him!!".

Link: And let me guess, she never took you back.

Pakratt: She never knew I left, you see they kept her.

Bar-Ohki: Then I took him and Bb in.

Link: Are you okay?

Bar-Ohki: I don't know.

Pakratt: You will never know… I control your puny brains… WE LIVE TO SERVE ME!!! BRING ME ICE CREAM… NOW!!! Mommy, help me. I Got all A's in PE!!! can I have a $50? ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL BE NICE AND SEND YO THE CAKE THATWE ATE WITH A FILE IN IT… It's been through our digestive systems of course… But hey, what the heck, it's still is good!!! *Pulls out TI85 types a couple numbers and says it's a phone* "WHERES MY PUDDING? I TOLD YOU I WANTED PUDDING!!! NOW YOU BUMBLING FOOLS, NOW I SAY!!! Woo, lots at say in such a short time ^_^ AND I DID IT WWWEEEEEEEEEEE….!

Link: I need my sword back.

Pakratt: How do you know I have it?

Hux: I told you earlier, ITS LONGER THAN YOU ARE TALL!!

Link: That'll about some it up. o.O What happened to you!? *points to Rover*

Bar-Ohki: Once there was a guy with no legs!! Do do do do-do! *puts on fake Jamaican accent* 'Cause he ate too many bats.

Rover: That'll some it up.

Link: Your floating around with no legs because you ate too many bats?

Rover: Yes.

Link: Pakratt, I shall take my blade from you by force if you don't hand it over peacefully.

Pakratt: Never!! You can never have it!! Its my precious!!

Link: ……………

Bar-Ohki: He isn't corrupted, trust me.

Link charges at Pak. He jumps over Pakratt at the last second and takes the Master Sword from its "hidden" spot behind Pak's back. Link raised his left hand (which now held the Master Sword) and sent the held crashing down upon Pak's head, knocking the boy out.

Peach: My hero!! *jumps into Link's arms*

Link: I have a girlfriend.

Peach: SO??? What if she sees us together? You will dumper her for me?

Link: No.

Peach: ;_;

Link: She'll kill me if she sees this. *drops Peach* Bye! *leaves*

Hux: Yummy cake!

Peach: *hair frizzed out and panicked* WHAT!?!

Hux had eaten all the cake while everyone was doing other things.

Ending Authors' Note: REVIEW!!!