Authors' Note: Look I know some people are nervous to say anything or to not say anything without an account, but if you just leave an anonymous review that just at least acknowledges that you read the story you will make me feel so much better about writing this. I really would like some feed back instead of none.

Summary: (BIGben) Where is master? Must find master!! MASTER!!!! *Bar-Ohki: I have master and I will give him to you if you summarize the story.* MUST SEE MASTER!!! *Bar-Ohki shows him an ordinary rubber duck* MASTER!!! *Bar-Ohki: Now for your end of the bargain!* Me, Master, Pakratt, Bar-Ohki are at Super Smash Brothers' Headquarters. Pakratt was given orange juice and brought back to the other side. Picard and Roy showed up. Zelda and Peach are here. C. Falcon got stuck underneath the cheese which Rover is eating. I was killed but master brought me back to life. Link left. Bar-Ohki got LAPTOPfriend back and we want our frogs! Hux and Charon showed up too. Nana came and left. Everyone went away to hurl because of Rover. Peach has to bake a new cake. And I can I have master back now? *Bar-Ohki: Sure, I hope someone can make sense of that…* MASTER!! *is given the normal duck* This isn't Master!!! *throws duck. Bar-Ohki: I thought that WAS Frodo, all rubber ducks look alike!*

Chapter 6: Water vs. fire, guess who's gonna win?

Roy: Lovely, you must be the psychos Ness said were going to appear out of nowhere and make most of us wish we had never been born.

Bar-Ohki: ^-^ Yup!

Picard: I don't think I am one of them….

Roy: What makes you say that?

Picard: Alex, the EVIL Mercury Adept, teleported me here. That and I am not the type to burst off into song at random and get all happy over farting.

Rover: *farts* YOSH!!! *eats more cheese*

Picard: I am leaving before the stink gets to me.

Roy: Let me join you!

Bar-Ohki: Let me get these two and we'll be off!

Bar grabs Bb and Pak and drags the two off as she follows Picard and Roy to the lounge. Peach and Zelda start cleaning up the kitchen. Hux and Charon run after Picard because he is the only sane person about. Once the group reaches the lounge they discover Fox dancing to some music, that just happened to be coming from Pak's CD player.

CD player: We are building a religion. We are building it bigger, we are widening the corridors and adding more lanes. We are building a religion, a limited edition. We are now excepting callers for these pendant key chains. To resist is useless, it is useless to resist it. This cigarette is burning, but it never seems to ash. He is grooming his poodle. He is living comfort eagle. You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash. Now his hat is on backwards. He can show you his tattoos. He is in the music business. He is calling you DUDE.

Bar-Ohki: Why are you listening to "Comfort Eagle" by Cake?

Authors' Note: Cake owns Comfort Eagle not us, OKAY!?

Pakratt: CAKE!?!!! WHERE!?!?!?!?!!!!!

Fox: I just pressed the button labeled 'Power' then the button labeled 'Play' and it started making music.

Bar-Ohki: Hey Pak! This is MY CD, what is it doing in YOUR CD player?

Pakratt: You were listening to it!

Bar-Ohki: ^-^;; Oh yeah! I was, wasn't I?

Everyone falls over anime style (even Bar-Ohki).

Picard: Why did you join us on the floor?

Bar-Ohki: To make you feel better about it!

Roy: Freak!

Picard: Indeed!

Pakratt: I agree!!

Bar-Ohki: What is better, standing back and blowing at your opponent from a distance? Or being right up front and letting your fists (or swords) do the talking?

Fox: Attacking from a distance.

Roy: Up front.

Picard: I like to use both in a balanced manner.

Pakratt: Which is better? Slow and strong, or fast and weak?

Fox: Fast and weak.

Roy: Slow and strong.

Picard: Average speed and decent strength.

Bar-Ohki: Which is the better tactic? To use one hit or a set of strong hits to get rid of your opponent, or to beet at them from a distance then go in for the kill?

Fox: Beet at them from a distance.

Roy: Hit them with as many strong hits as you can!

Picard: It depends on the opponent. If my opponent has great strength, I would fight from a distance. If I have a weaker opponent, I would attack up close. Or if I didn't know my opponent's strength, I would hit at him up close then go back to heal then go at him again.

Roy: What do you mean "go back and heal"?

Picard: I would cast 'Ply', 'Ply Well', or 'Pure Ply', which ever is appropriate, on myself.

Fox: 'Ply'!? What are you on and where can I get some?

Picard: Nothing! 'Ply' is the healing power of Mercury.

Roy: So THAT'S what you are on, mercury!

Picard: I am a Mercury Adept! I call forth the powers of Mercury to do my biding at any time!

Roy: Yeah, right; POT HEAD!!!

Picard: *very angry* HEY!!!

Bar-Ohki: Can I continue?

Fox: Sure!

Bar-Ohki: Roy, you are the up-close-and-personal get-it-done-right-away type of fighter.

Picard: A Mars Adept style!

Bar-Ohki: That is so very appropriate, Roy is a pyro and uses fire with his swordsmanship. Fox, you are the weaken then quickly kill type.

Fox: Yup!

Picard: A Jupiter Adept style!

Bar-Ohki: Yup! And you Picard, are a well balanced fighter that changes his strategy depending on his opponent. I like Picard's tactics because they are harder to get yourself killed by.

Roy: Why not mine!?

Pakratt: I like Fox's!

Roy: Are you all against me!?

Hux: I personally use Picard's in Chao Karate.

Charon: Me too!

Roy: *looks for someone who does not disagree with him and decides that he would rather not want to know what BIGben thinks* What is wrong with me tactics?

Pakratt: They suck, that's all.

Bar-Ohki: I have great endurance but not much power, Picard's tactics suet me better.

Roy: I can prove to you mine are better!!

Picard: And at the same time I can teach you NOT to underestimate the powers of Mercury!

Roy: You're on!!

Fox: I'll go set up the stage, which one and with what?

Bar-Ohki: Final Destination with no items, that'll put them to the test!

Fox: Indeed it will. I'll make it one minute so that it will go fast.

Fox leaves. BIGben starts ramming a wall (head first) repeatedly. Bar-Ohki and Pakratt start taking bets on who will win. After they get board doing that they get out LAPTOPfriend and start typing down what has happened to them thus far. Picard stretches and does some minor aerobic activity to warm up. Roy fights an imaginary opponent to warm up.

Bar-Ohki: LEAVE MIKE ALONE!!!!!!!

Roy: WHAT!?!

Bar-Ohki: *sniff* You hurt Mike!

Roy: What!?!

Picard: Perhaps you should stop attacking your imaginary opponent.

Roy stopped. Bar-Ohki ran over to "Mike" and knelt down beside him.

Bar-Ohki: *to Roy* You big, red-haired, sword-wielding, fire-zealot!! MIKE HATES YOU!!!!!!

Pakratt: Give her 10 and she'll be over it.

Roy: Are you sure?

Pakratt: Yeah, just pray she doesn't attack you.

Roy: Lovely….

Picard: Don't worry, I might heal you if she hurts you.

Roy: I'm so glad you care- EEP!!

Bar-Ohki had lunged at Roy and was now holding onto his leg.

Bar-Ohki: GRRRRR!!

Roy: *very nervous* Wo-o-ow-w!

Picard: What?

Roy: *shaking* I-I-I-m sc-c-ar-ar-ed!!!

Hux: Not nearly scared enough!

Pakratt: JUST LIKE ME BEING NORMAL!!! BIGben, WHERE'S MY CANDY!?!?!?!

BIGben: ….Um….

Pakratt: You said you brought it!

BIGben: I forgot where I put it….

Bar-Ohki: *suddenly not interested in killing Roy* I know!!

BIGben: What?

Bar-Ohki: Have you tried your pocket?

BIGben: *puts hand in pocket* Yez! That's it!!

Pakratt: GIVE ME!!!!!!!!

Roy: *clamed down* Can you get off my leg?

Bar-Ohki: I'll let you go, FOR NOW!!! *gets off of Roy*

Roy: *gulp*

Bar-Ohki: Bb, why don't you share your candy?

Fox Comes in.

Fox: All set! Oh! Here's your converter. *hands Picard a bracelet*

Picard: ?_? What?

Fox: It's to turn damage into percentage, no Smasher goes onto a stage without one. That and you won't get killed wearing it.

Picard put it on under his red cloth that he normally wore around his wrist.

Roy: Let's go!

Pakratt: Clinging-ness is a sign of love!! Woo! Hoo! Man that just came to me LOOOOOOOVVVEERRS!!

Bar-Ohki: That was more random than I am when I am on a sugar hi, and THAT is saying something!!

Picard: Let me guess, you are the one who is sane but does not appear to be that way.

Bar-Ohki: Yes, and the one who asks all the stupid philosophical that make you stop and think then regret that you thought about something until it made your head hurt and forget about it. I also point out the odd and obscure logic that is plainly obvious!

Roy: You are logical?

Pakratt: There is a method to her madness, we just don't know what it is.

Bar-Ohki: And for someone who thinks very differently than I, would probably be better off not knowing.

Picard: She has a point there….

Hux: So basically everyone in this room is very sane, it is just that their standards of behavior are very different from that that are here?

Pakratt: In simple English, yes.

Bar-Ohki: I like the incomprehensible prattle version that we normally use on people to annoy them.

Ending Note: (Bar-Ohki) *looks at the little feature in the corner that tells you what page you are on of how many pages in the document* Wow…five pages…. Should we stop? *Pakratt: Probably…* Okay. REVIEW!!!! Wow… six pages… *Pakratt: You can stop that now!* Oro? *Picard: Trying to catch the SAME fish in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: MASTER QUEST.* Yeah, I do kind of get carried away sometimes, don't I? *Monty Python God Guy That Gives King Arthur His Quest For The Holy Gail: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!* Alright! REVIEW!!!! Or we shall…um…come back to us another time when we have figured out a punishment for not reviewing. REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! If THAT doesn't get the point across, I don't know what will!