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The Birds, The Bees and Draco's Big Mouth
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except Ginny's best friend Chloe Lynch and her crush Payton Jackson, and Professor Stufflebean who is fashioned after my gym teacher! I also own the plot. The title of the fic is from Bowling For Soup's song The Girl All the Bad Guys Want.
To make Ginny's year more exciting she picked up and extra-curricular class that wasn't usually offered; Health (Muggle and Magic). To Ginny's sheer amazement a lot of people she knew had enrolled in the course including Harry, Hermione, Lavender, Ron, Chloe and Payton Jackson (who Chloe had a monstrous crush on!).
The redhead walked in to find a very handsome Slytherin boy assigned to the seat next to hers.
"We've got to stop meeting like this." Ginny said with a smirk.
"You only wish we 'met'." Draco sneered, diverting from his plan.
"Class shush!" Professor Stufflebean snapped. "We're going to start with the most awkward and least magical subject. It has to do with a type of magic actually but not one that we study. It's a magic of the heart. Love. This, class, is sex education." She finished.
The class groaned aloud in unison.
"First off we will start with some role-playing. Everyone will get their turn, so don't you worry!" Stufflebean said as she handed out the scripts. "Who first?" she asked as she scanned the room. "How about Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Weasley?"
Ginny secretly moaned.
"Go on then, stand up and face each other. There! Now begin. You are at a party where a lot of people are going off to be intimate by themselves. This usually means sex. Your date suggests that you two leave as well. You want to get yourself out of this position, go!"
Draco began in as person 1.
"What do you say we get out of here and find somewhere we can talk?" Draco read.
"What about?" Ginny asked.
"Us." Draco droned. "I just want to be close to you." It was so close to what he was thinking that it was unbelievable.
"Can't we be close here?" Ginny asked. She felt much TOO close.
"You would do it if you really loved me." Draco said, his heart beating fast, waiting to hear her next line.
"Professor, do I really have to say that?" Ginny pleaded, Draco's heart falling to pieces.
"Yes Ms. Weasley."
"Fine." Ginny grumbled. "I do love you, let's go."
"Very good!" The Professor exclaimed.
Harry raised his hand. "Professor, I thought that you were supposed to teach us to say no and all that crap!"
"That, Mr. Potter, if you would have let me finish, is the example of what not to do."
"Ahhh, gotcha!" Harry said.
"Now you two switch roles and read this one." The professor said handing them the improvised scripts.
This time Ginny began.
"What do you say we leave and find some place quiet to talk?" She read, her cheeks burning.
"Can't we just talk here?" Draco asked.
"I just want to be with you."
"Doesn't everyone?" Draco asked, not sticking to the script, knowing that wouldn't impress Ginny at all. 'If you don't stick to the script, at least stick to the plan.' He told himself.
"Mr. Malfoy, follow the script or I will further this role playing session by making you our leading man everyday." Stufflebean threatened.
"Yes, Ma'am." Draco said. "I want to be with you too. But I can't be with you here." He continued to read.
"Are you scared?" Ginny asked.
"No 'cuz we're not gonna do anything."
"Sex isn't a big deal." Ginny said blushing.
"It is to some people."
"But I love you, don't you love me?" She recited.
"You wish, Weasel." Draco smirked, fighting the urge to confess right then and there to her.
"In your dreams Ferret Boy!" Ginny shot back, shocking Draco.
"STOP!" Stufflebean yelled. "I really though that you two would be mature enough to handle this. As I've seen that you're not, you will be practicing this role play and many more for two weeks in detention and 30 points will be taken from both Slytherin and Gryffindor." The strict and now very angry professor lectured, motioning for them to take their seats once more.
Draco was surprisingly psyched about spending that much time with Ginny but he hid it all too well.
"Way to go Weaslette." Malfoy said nastily.
"I really thought you changed, Malfoy. The way that you helped me on the train. How wrong I was." Ginny glared.
Draco thought that he had changed as well. Internally he knew he had, obviously, judging by the way he was beginning to feel about Ginny. She was feisty and saucy and he liked it. Externally, he hadn't changed at all though and unfortunately for him, that was what counted.
He glanced at Ginny as the bell rang and she got up to leave. He couldn't help but admire her, remembering the way she had fit into his arms. He felt like his life was a giant puzzle and he had finally found the missing piece. The piece he yearned for most dreadfully. But he could have her, not now, not ever.
I hope that you all enjoyed that chapter! It's kind of a funny concept, the Hogwarts kids taking Sex Ed. Anyways!! Thanks to all the reviewers!!
Rowan's Bane: Thanks! Ahhh yes, typos. I frequently forget the spell check! Thank you for reminding me!
Slytherin Girl: Thank you for the good luck and I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am curious about the mood!!
Love Angel: Thanks! I love them! Bowling for Soup is like my favorite too!
MelissaAdams: I will try! Thank you!
Kellyanne: Thanks! Colin is well, I never really liked him much, and hopefully after this story you can see where I'm coming from!! Maybe not, but if not then at least it was interesting!
Libby: Thanks a bunch!!!
Noelle: Thank you very very much! Here is your update!
Jess: I know! They've got to be like the CUTEST couple!
Nyah: Thank you!! I hope that you enjoy it!
I think that's everyone I haven't thanked before!! Anyways! I do hope that you enjoyed this and the next chapter is coming very quickly!! Please review!!
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except Ginny's best friend Chloe Lynch and her crush Payton Jackson, and Professor Stufflebean who is fashioned after my gym teacher! I also own the plot. The title of the fic is from Bowling For Soup's song The Girl All the Bad Guys Want.
To make Ginny's year more exciting she picked up and extra-curricular class that wasn't usually offered; Health (Muggle and Magic). To Ginny's sheer amazement a lot of people she knew had enrolled in the course including Harry, Hermione, Lavender, Ron, Chloe and Payton Jackson (who Chloe had a monstrous crush on!).
The redhead walked in to find a very handsome Slytherin boy assigned to the seat next to hers.
"We've got to stop meeting like this." Ginny said with a smirk.
"You only wish we 'met'." Draco sneered, diverting from his plan.
"Class shush!" Professor Stufflebean snapped. "We're going to start with the most awkward and least magical subject. It has to do with a type of magic actually but not one that we study. It's a magic of the heart. Love. This, class, is sex education." She finished.
The class groaned aloud in unison.
"First off we will start with some role-playing. Everyone will get their turn, so don't you worry!" Stufflebean said as she handed out the scripts. "Who first?" she asked as she scanned the room. "How about Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Weasley?"
Ginny secretly moaned.
"Go on then, stand up and face each other. There! Now begin. You are at a party where a lot of people are going off to be intimate by themselves. This usually means sex. Your date suggests that you two leave as well. You want to get yourself out of this position, go!"
Draco began in as person 1.
"What do you say we get out of here and find somewhere we can talk?" Draco read.
"What about?" Ginny asked.
"Us." Draco droned. "I just want to be close to you." It was so close to what he was thinking that it was unbelievable.
"Can't we be close here?" Ginny asked. She felt much TOO close.
"You would do it if you really loved me." Draco said, his heart beating fast, waiting to hear her next line.
"Professor, do I really have to say that?" Ginny pleaded, Draco's heart falling to pieces.
"Yes Ms. Weasley."
"Fine." Ginny grumbled. "I do love you, let's go."
"Very good!" The Professor exclaimed.
Harry raised his hand. "Professor, I thought that you were supposed to teach us to say no and all that crap!"
"That, Mr. Potter, if you would have let me finish, is the example of what not to do."
"Ahhh, gotcha!" Harry said.
"Now you two switch roles and read this one." The professor said handing them the improvised scripts.
This time Ginny began.
"What do you say we leave and find some place quiet to talk?" She read, her cheeks burning.
"Can't we just talk here?" Draco asked.
"I just want to be with you."
"Doesn't everyone?" Draco asked, not sticking to the script, knowing that wouldn't impress Ginny at all. 'If you don't stick to the script, at least stick to the plan.' He told himself.
"Mr. Malfoy, follow the script or I will further this role playing session by making you our leading man everyday." Stufflebean threatened.
"Yes, Ma'am." Draco said. "I want to be with you too. But I can't be with you here." He continued to read.
"Are you scared?" Ginny asked.
"No 'cuz we're not gonna do anything."
"Sex isn't a big deal." Ginny said blushing.
"It is to some people."
"But I love you, don't you love me?" She recited.
"You wish, Weasel." Draco smirked, fighting the urge to confess right then and there to her.
"In your dreams Ferret Boy!" Ginny shot back, shocking Draco.
"STOP!" Stufflebean yelled. "I really though that you two would be mature enough to handle this. As I've seen that you're not, you will be practicing this role play and many more for two weeks in detention and 30 points will be taken from both Slytherin and Gryffindor." The strict and now very angry professor lectured, motioning for them to take their seats once more.
Draco was surprisingly psyched about spending that much time with Ginny but he hid it all too well.
"Way to go Weaslette." Malfoy said nastily.
"I really thought you changed, Malfoy. The way that you helped me on the train. How wrong I was." Ginny glared.
Draco thought that he had changed as well. Internally he knew he had, obviously, judging by the way he was beginning to feel about Ginny. She was feisty and saucy and he liked it. Externally, he hadn't changed at all though and unfortunately for him, that was what counted.
He glanced at Ginny as the bell rang and she got up to leave. He couldn't help but admire her, remembering the way she had fit into his arms. He felt like his life was a giant puzzle and he had finally found the missing piece. The piece he yearned for most dreadfully. But he could have her, not now, not ever.
I hope that you all enjoyed that chapter! It's kind of a funny concept, the Hogwarts kids taking Sex Ed. Anyways!! Thanks to all the reviewers!!
Rowan's Bane: Thanks! Ahhh yes, typos. I frequently forget the spell check! Thank you for reminding me!
Slytherin Girl: Thank you for the good luck and I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am curious about the mood!!
Love Angel: Thanks! I love them! Bowling for Soup is like my favorite too!
MelissaAdams: I will try! Thank you!
Kellyanne: Thanks! Colin is well, I never really liked him much, and hopefully after this story you can see where I'm coming from!! Maybe not, but if not then at least it was interesting!
Libby: Thanks a bunch!!!
Noelle: Thank you very very much! Here is your update!
Jess: I know! They've got to be like the CUTEST couple!
Nyah: Thank you!! I hope that you enjoy it!
I think that's everyone I haven't thanked before!! Anyways! I do hope that you enjoyed this and the next chapter is coming very quickly!! Please review!!
