Sirius was scared out of his mind. All around him were pink fluff
balls and gummi bears singing songs under the gumdrop trees. It was so...
cute!
Every time one of the group stepped, it would make an adorable 'squeak' sound. Severus looked as though he was going to be sick.
"This place is disgusting." Severus said, walking down the chocolate path.
Gilderoy was skipping about, having the time of his life. "Look at all the candy! It's almost as pretty as ME!"
"Oh god, there are puppies, too!" Sirius said, adding to the list of cute things he despised. "I HATE puppies!" Andromeda decided not to tell him about the kittens.
The whole place was just reeking of pink and frills. It was absolutely sickening.
"Well, at least there's plenty to eat." Ramar said, picking up a gummiworm and popping it into her mouth.
Suddenly, there was a rumble, and the ground starting moving.
"Gilderoy, what did you do now?" Remus asked, holding back Sirius from running away.
"I don't think Gilderoy did anything..." Andromeda said, pointing ahead. Sure enough, a herd of gummibears was heading their way. They had huge gummispears and were wearing gummiloinclothes.
"You have eaten a gummi!" The presumable gummiking (he was wearing a gummicrown) said. "You must pay!"
"GummiSir," Andromeda said, "We meant no harm."
"Please, take Gilderoy as an apology." Severus said, pushing Gilderoy forward.
"Gladly, can't you reason with them? You're a bear." Remus asked Gladly.
"Yes, but the Gummibears are sacred creatures." He replied. "I am just a lowly bear..."
"Right..." Remus replied, taking a step back.
"Well, this isn't so bad." Andromeda said. "I'm sure we can figure this out peacefully."
~*~
"Figure things out peacefully, huh?" Severus asked.
The entire group was tied to a gummipole, and surrounding be gummikindling, in which the gummipeople were about to burn the captives with a huge, painful gummifire.
"What the gummihell are we going to do now?" Sirius asked, struggling from his gummiropes.
"If anyone says 'gummi' one more time," Severus said, "I'm going to scream."
"But you just said gummi one more time!" Gilderoy said, his mouth full of gummiwhatnots.
"Gilderoy, what are you eating?" Andromeda asked. "Didn't I tell you not to eat anything that you find on the floor?"
"Wait-..." Severus said. "Gilderoy, eat through your ropes."
"I already did!" Gilderoy said, showing Severus his hands.
"Good boy." Severus said. "Now you go out and eat that gummiarmy!"
"Yes sir!" Gilderoy said, saluting, and he ran off to eat the gummis.
~*~
While Severus, Ramar, Gladly and Sirius were busy watching Gilderoy run amuck, Remus decided he was going to confront Andromeda.
"Andromeda," Remus asked, "are you busy?"
"Remus, I'm tied to a gummipole. I don't think I'm going anywhere." Andromeda replied.
"Um..." Remus fumbled around in his pocket for the ring. "I was thinking.... Well, I kind of wanted to ask you if... because of, you know..."
"What are you talking about?" Andromeda asked, thoroughly confused.
"Well," Remus said, going as close as he could to bending on one knee, "Will you-..."
At that moment, Gilderoy bit through the gummirope, and everyone went tumbling down.
"Ah," Sirius whined, "I fell on my keys."
~*~
That's it, everyone. Oooh- my website is up: the Severus Snape Society!
Every time one of the group stepped, it would make an adorable 'squeak' sound. Severus looked as though he was going to be sick.
"This place is disgusting." Severus said, walking down the chocolate path.
Gilderoy was skipping about, having the time of his life. "Look at all the candy! It's almost as pretty as ME!"
"Oh god, there are puppies, too!" Sirius said, adding to the list of cute things he despised. "I HATE puppies!" Andromeda decided not to tell him about the kittens.
The whole place was just reeking of pink and frills. It was absolutely sickening.
"Well, at least there's plenty to eat." Ramar said, picking up a gummiworm and popping it into her mouth.
Suddenly, there was a rumble, and the ground starting moving.
"Gilderoy, what did you do now?" Remus asked, holding back Sirius from running away.
"I don't think Gilderoy did anything..." Andromeda said, pointing ahead. Sure enough, a herd of gummibears was heading their way. They had huge gummispears and were wearing gummiloinclothes.
"You have eaten a gummi!" The presumable gummiking (he was wearing a gummicrown) said. "You must pay!"
"GummiSir," Andromeda said, "We meant no harm."
"Please, take Gilderoy as an apology." Severus said, pushing Gilderoy forward.
"Gladly, can't you reason with them? You're a bear." Remus asked Gladly.
"Yes, but the Gummibears are sacred creatures." He replied. "I am just a lowly bear..."
"Right..." Remus replied, taking a step back.
"Well, this isn't so bad." Andromeda said. "I'm sure we can figure this out peacefully."
~*~
"Figure things out peacefully, huh?" Severus asked.
The entire group was tied to a gummipole, and surrounding be gummikindling, in which the gummipeople were about to burn the captives with a huge, painful gummifire.
"What the gummihell are we going to do now?" Sirius asked, struggling from his gummiropes.
"If anyone says 'gummi' one more time," Severus said, "I'm going to scream."
"But you just said gummi one more time!" Gilderoy said, his mouth full of gummiwhatnots.
"Gilderoy, what are you eating?" Andromeda asked. "Didn't I tell you not to eat anything that you find on the floor?"
"Wait-..." Severus said. "Gilderoy, eat through your ropes."
"I already did!" Gilderoy said, showing Severus his hands.
"Good boy." Severus said. "Now you go out and eat that gummiarmy!"
"Yes sir!" Gilderoy said, saluting, and he ran off to eat the gummis.
~*~
While Severus, Ramar, Gladly and Sirius were busy watching Gilderoy run amuck, Remus decided he was going to confront Andromeda.
"Andromeda," Remus asked, "are you busy?"
"Remus, I'm tied to a gummipole. I don't think I'm going anywhere." Andromeda replied.
"Um..." Remus fumbled around in his pocket for the ring. "I was thinking.... Well, I kind of wanted to ask you if... because of, you know..."
"What are you talking about?" Andromeda asked, thoroughly confused.
"Well," Remus said, going as close as he could to bending on one knee, "Will you-..."
At that moment, Gilderoy bit through the gummirope, and everyone went tumbling down.
"Ah," Sirius whined, "I fell on my keys."
~*~
That's it, everyone. Oooh- my website is up: the Severus Snape Society!
