Miniature Golfing
By: Jaha Canon
Disclaimer: I still do not own the Eds nor their neighbors… how about that?
Well, so far this summer I've been miniature golfing twice, so I thought it might be a neat little story… *blinks* This was a short author's note… usually I blab too much.
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Nazz opens her door to see a nervous Kevin at the door.
"Hey Nazz! What's up?" Kevin asked, playing cool.
"Nothing much" Nazz replied smiling.
"So…" Kevin started, trying not to stare at his shoes too much. "Are you doing anything today?"
Nazz paused in thought for a bit.
"No, not that I can remember"
"Cool, so well, why don't we go miniature golfing together at that new place?" Kevin asked.
Nazz's eyes lit up, "Awesome!"
Kevin grinned… success!
Nazz joined Kevin outside of her house and they begin walking. It wasn't long after they passed Jonny's house, when a plank of wood (appropriately named: Plank) flew over their heads and landed in front of them.
"WHOO HOO! Slow down, Speedy" Jonny 2X4 said as he caught up to his best buddy. He turned to Kevin and Nazz, "Plank said he might be able to catch up with you guys! And guess what? He was right!"
Jonny pauses to listen to Plank, "yeah yeah… I owe you a quarter. Later, Plank, later…" he looks at Kevin and Nazz again. "Where are you going?"
"Nowher-" Kevin started, until Nazz cut him off.
"We're going Miniature Golfing!" Nazz exclaimed.
Jonny's eyes widened, "Really?!"
"Want to come?" Nazz asked.
"Nazz!" Kevin exclaimed.
Nazz looked at Kevin, "What?"
Kevin growled under his breath. "Nothing…" he said.
"All right!" Jonny exclaimed. "Hold on, Plank and I need to get our tangerines!"
Kevin and Nazz waited as the boy and his plank of wood ran inside their house.
"Nazz… he's annoying." Kevin told her.
"I think he's kind of funny." Nazz replied giggling.
Jonny rejoined them carrying a box of tangerines, then the three continued on.
"Jonny-the-wood-boy!" a voice was heard as they passed Rolf's house.
Yeah… it was Rolf's voice.
Jonny turned to see Rolf walking up to the group.
"Hiya Rolf!" Jonny replied.
"Hey Rolf!" Nazz said.
Kevin forced a smile and waved. He knew what would be coming.
"Rolf thought that only he walked his tangerines. He had not a clue Jonny did the same."
"Oh, these?" Jonny asked, "Plank and I are going miniature golfing with Kevin and Nazz!"
Rolf raised an eyebrow… "What is this 'Miniature Golfing'?" he asked.
"Do you want to join us, Rolf?" Nazz offered.
"Rolf has much to do, but his curiosity is overwhelming!"
Kevin rolled his eyes… 'Rolf might as well join. If 2X4 does.'
"HEY! Where are you going?" Sarah said as she dragged Jimmy to the group.
"I think they said Miniature golfing, Sarah!" Jimmy replied unenthusiastically.
"Oh…" Sarah said, "Can Jimmy and I come?"
"Sure!" said Nazz.
"I hope you guys have money because I'm only paying for Nazz." Kevin stated.
The others just stared at him, dumbly.
"Fine…" Kevin said, as he led the group around the corner.
At the other corner, the Eds were returning from the lane. They saw the other kids walking the other direction.
"I wonder where they could be going." pondered Edd.
"Who cares! We're following them!" Eddy said.
"And the soup is on!" Ed exclaimed.
And the Eds were now in pursuit.
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Jaha: This story's a bit different than what I usually do… *shrugs*
Cactus Buddy: This is kind of short…
Jaha: Yeah yeah…
