Miniature Golfing

By: Jaha Canon

Disclaimer: hmmm… I wrote the previous chapter just a couple hours ago… there's not much chance that in the last few hours I somehow gained ownership of these characters. Errr… that means no.

Well, I was going to wait a day to work on this story, but then I stepped on a piece of glass and I am stuck sitting and bored. So, I'll start this now.

Earlier this night:

Jaha: This looks like a great place to step! *steps on glass* Ouch…

Errr… of course it wasn't intentional, that was a joke.

…yeah…

Btw, since I am not keeping track of score, I am not going to write what everyone does at each hole. To save time and patience, I am just doing the "highlight" events.

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Chapter 2

By the time they reached the Miniature golf course, the kids noticed the Eds following them. The Eds were broke as usual, Kevin flatly refused to pay their way. The clueless blonde of the group, Nazz, couldn't convince him. So, she paid their way… much to the other kids displeasure.

1st Hole:

A straight lane to the hole, no turns, no obstacles.

Eddy stepped forward to go first, but Kevin pushed him out of the way. Kevin placed his golf ball and hit it directly into the hole.

"HA HO! Rolf has played a game similar to this at his old home. It was called 'Dogless fetch!'" Rolf exclaimed excitedly. He placed his ball next, and hit it straight into a pond.

Embarrassment showed on Rolf's face. He stared at the ball slowly sinking into the water.

"Short-of-a-deck-Ed-boy!" Rolf said, pulling Ed towards him. "That was a clumsy shot on your part, no?"

Ed beamed with pride, "I try."

"Now go get your goofball out of the water, as it is Rolf's turn!" Rolf said as he pushed Ed into the water.

"Okie dokie!" said Ed as he fell in.

"Another tradition of my country," explained Rolf, "the 'It Wasn't Really My turn It Was His, You Were Seeing Things' ploy. Even more popular."

"Errr… Rolf?" Kevin said, "It's a golf ball, not goofball"

Rolf scowled, "Nevermind that! It is Rolf's real turn now!" He hit once-Ed's-golf-ball into the water.

"She-who-gives-migraines." Rolf started, turning to Sarah. Sarah stomped on his foot.

"JUST GET YOUR STUPID BALL OUT OF THE WATER, CHEATER!" she screamed.

Rolf frowned, and was about to try to fish his golf-ball out of the water, when a soaking Ed popped up.

"I got 'em!" he exclaimed.

Hole 2:

It's like Hole 1, except the lane is a shape similar to the kid's cul-de-sac.

Edd put down his golf ball, he had yet to recover from the humiliation he went through when he had his turn on the first hole. He held onto his club in a awkward manner and swung it. Hitting the ball…

…only a couple inches.

Edd turned red in embarrassment as it rolled right back to him. He placed he ball again and hit it as far as he could. His ball was close, but his club made a hole-in-two.

Well, at least he didn't hit himself with the club with on the first hole.

After him, was Ed. Everyone looked expectantly as he stood there.

"Ed, what are you eating?" Edd asked him.

"Something I found in the pond." Ed managed to respond with his mouth full.

And Ed was disqualified for eating his golf ball.

"Dork!" was all Kevin had to say.

Ed's mouth was too full for him to reply: "Dorks?"

Hole 3:

A straight shot, only the hole is on a mountain.

Nazz hit the golf ball… and ALMOST made it in.

Jonny threw Plank, who nudged the ball into the hole.

"You did it, Nazz!" exclaimed Kevin.

"I got a hole-in-one!" said Nazz.

"Isn't she talented, Plank?" asked Jonny.

"Oh brother…" Sarah grumbled.

Hole 4:

A house, the door is closing and opening. A ball has to be shot straight or else it would go in the gutter.

Kevin hit the golf-ball, it went up the ramp into the house, but then it started rolling down. Kevin ran up, grabbed the ball, and tossed it in.

"That was going to happen anyways!" said Kevin.

At least half the group rolled their eyes at that.

Hole 5:

Another mountain…

"Go for it, Jimmy!" cheered Sarah.

"Okay…" said Jimmy as he got ready to hit the ball. "here it goes!"

The golf ball, almost made it into the hole, but then rolled back down. Jimmy, frustrated, began trying to hit it in. Each time, it just rolled back down. He ended up making it in after 7 swings and a little bit of cheating due to an impatient Eddy.

Hole 6:

The ball must be hit in a straight-line because on both side of the narrow passage is water.

Eddy hit it into the water.

"Ummm…. That doesn't count?" Eddy said, receiving glares from most of his neighbors. He growled in frustration and began trying to hit the ball out of the water. Splashing it everywhere and making a big scene.

However, his frustration disappeared when he noticed someone threw a quarter into a bigger pond. Being Eddy, not thinking about anything but money, he jumped him yelling "I'll save you, sweetheart!"

"Plank says," said Jonny "that Eddy has issues."

Everyone stares at Jonny.

"I like issues, especially when they are about Evil Tim and Gravy Master!" commented Ed.

"I'm sorry Ed, I don't get it." said Nazz.

"I believe Ed is referring to issues of comics" Edd explained.

Hole 7:

An easy one, except that it is blocked by a bunch of old coffee cans, on a rope swinging around the hole (to knock golf balls away).

Jonny put down yet another tangerine, and hit it. It splattered on the coffee cans.

"Wow…" Jonny exclaimed "that must have been worth 30 points!"

Kevin grinned, "Sure, Jonny." he said as he wrote 30 points in for Jonny.

"You do know that you're trying to get the least points, right Jonny?" asked Edd.

"Not how I play miniature golf!" Jonny says, he runs off giggling, carrying Plank.

"To each their own, I guess." Edd said mostly to himself.

Last Hole: yes, I skipped ahead quite a few!

Hit it into the house and get a free jawbreaker.

Edd made it in, but Ed ate his coupon.

That's life…

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Jaha: *yawns* I'm tired… I gotta to go to bed! Good night bleeding foot!

Bleeding foot: Good night, Jaha!

Cactus Buddy: *stares*