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The Salem Anzu Trials
By Artemis Wasabi
Honda: We've found a witch!!! *runs in with Anzu tied on a stake*
Anzu: This is SO unfriendly!
Jonouchi: That's because we're not your friends anymore.
Anzu: O__O!!!
All: *pass Ryou* A witch!! A witch!!
Ryou: *interested* How do you know she's a witch?
All: *look to one another* *turn to Ryou and shrug*
Anzu: I'm telling you!! I'm NOT a witch!
Ryou: All right, then…you're on!
All: On what?
*Scene changes to a live studio audience*
Bakura: On The Salem Witch Trials! And here's your host, Yami…er…um…just Yami.
Yami fangirls: *applauding, screaming, and fainting*
Yami: *jumps up from a trap door, does a little flip and lands on his feet* Hello, and welcome to…
All: THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS!!!
Yami: Now, for those of you who don't know the rules, here they are! Our unlucky witch in denial will be given these three tests in three different rounds.
#1) Eye Witness
#2) Scales and Logic
#3) The Melting of Witches
Now for round one, Eye Witness. Here in the studio we have a friend of mine…
Voice from backstage: I'm NOT your friend!
Yami: Ok…not really a friend...acquaintance. Please welcome, Seto Kaiba!
Seto fangirls: *applauding, screaming, and fainting*
Seto: Hello, Yami. It's really NOT a pleasure to be here.
Yami: Nobody cares about your unhappiness when you're on…*signals the audience*
All: *does nothing*
Yami: *makes an even broader gesture*
All: *still don't get it*
Yami: SAY THE BLOODY LINE!!
All: Oh!!! Could you say the lead in again?
Yami: *exasperated* When you're on…
All: THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS!!!
Yami: *muttering* Finally… *turns to Seto* Alright Seto, You believe that this girl, Anzu Mazaki, is a witch, right?
Seto: *thinking about random Seto/Anzu fics written by various authors* Well…actually…
All: *death glare*
Seto: *quickly* Yes I do!
Anzu: Kaiba! You traitor!!
Yami: Good. Now how do know she is a witch?
Seto: *thinks* She…looks…like…one?
Anzu: I DO NOT!!
Seto: You do have a wart on your face.
Anzu: I DO NOT!!!
Yami: Well…looks aren't everything, Seto. Do you have any other reasons?
Seto: *ponders this for a very long time* She turned me into a newt!!
All: *GASP!!*
Anzu: WHAT!?!?!
Yami: *looking at Seto from head to toe* She…turned you into a newt?
Seto: I…got…better?
Yami: Works for me!! And now a very long a annoying commercial break!! We'll return after a word form our sponsers!!
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Artemis: Ary-chan here!! How did like my story? Isn't it SO much better than Relick's stories?
Relick: WOAH!! Hold the phone!! You're not gonna steal my reviews!
Artemis: I can and I am!!
Relick: Fine! I challenge you to a duel!!
Artemis: You always say that when you don't get your way!! Your just too stubborn! Besides…you know I always beat you!
Relick: There's a first time for everything, little sister!
Artemis: Bring it on!! Oh! And on your way out, review please!!
