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~Yeah, this is possessed.~
Doomed to a life of mockery and 3-year-olds mobbing him, this is the story of Dipsy.
Dipsy wasn't a very happy teletubbie. He didn't like the scary rabbits. Or the head-like sun. Or the fake grass. This teletubbie was a freaky one. He wanted to escape from Teletubbie land and then meet up with his friend Blah- Blah, who was selling fortune cookies in Malaysia.
So, Dipsy got the freaky vacuum cleaner and used it to drill a hole into the ground, making it possible for a tunneling escape. He dug until he ached, then he reached land! He was in New York city, and some car just ran him over.
"Owie! Remember to always use crosswalks!" The announcer cried. He was weirdly everywhere.
But then, using Dipsy's freaky powers, he came back to life.
"Hi, Dipwy. I wanna see dat tv on your tummy." Said a 2 year old.
"BUWNIES! ATTAWK!" Dipsy cried, then a stampede of bunnies attacked everyone. Then Dipsy got the sun to start being evil too. So the other teletubbies all went to Texas and became farm hands.
The end.
Doomed to a life of mockery and 3-year-olds mobbing him, this is the story of Dipsy.
Dipsy wasn't a very happy teletubbie. He didn't like the scary rabbits. Or the head-like sun. Or the fake grass. This teletubbie was a freaky one. He wanted to escape from Teletubbie land and then meet up with his friend Blah- Blah, who was selling fortune cookies in Malaysia.
So, Dipsy got the freaky vacuum cleaner and used it to drill a hole into the ground, making it possible for a tunneling escape. He dug until he ached, then he reached land! He was in New York city, and some car just ran him over.
"Owie! Remember to always use crosswalks!" The announcer cried. He was weirdly everywhere.
But then, using Dipsy's freaky powers, he came back to life.
"Hi, Dipwy. I wanna see dat tv on your tummy." Said a 2 year old.
"BUWNIES! ATTAWK!" Dipsy cried, then a stampede of bunnies attacked everyone. Then Dipsy got the sun to start being evil too. So the other teletubbies all went to Texas and became farm hands.
The end.
