Interview Interlude.
Interview Idea Credit Goes to: Nozomi ga Kanau (user ID# 64110)
What is your full name?
Kylan. That's all you need to know.
What nationality are you?
Not entirely sure… Guess my father would say 'Proudly Valdemarian.' Whatever the hell that means.
What's your birthday?
16 April…What were your parents like?
My father was a snobbish old man and my mother preferred not to be reminded I was her child. Thus I never saw much of her, but my honest opinion is that she's a bitch.
What's your favorite color?
Red. Or blue. Does it really matter? I'm an assassin, not an artist.
Do you have any scars?
Bunch of scars on my back, for reasons I'd rather not remember. Also have a scar under my ear when I was caught not finishing a job properly. That taught me, it did.
Do you wear any jewelry?
What the hell do you think I am?What are your pet peeves?
I hate it when people assume I'm not dangerous just because I can make myself look like a thirteen year old. That kind of underestimation of an opponent really bugs me.
What education have you received?
Education? I've learnt how to kill someone before they make any noises to alert people and stuff like that, but I don't think that's what you're asking, is it. Other than that, no formal education. I hid from the temples when I was younger.
What are your hobbies?
I liked horse riding. And anything concerning that, which includes hunting too. Which brings me to the fact that I enjoy killing. Well… As much as I am able, I suppose.
What religion are you?
Don't believe in that stuff. There's too many places to go wrong.
What's your favorite book?
I don't read for fun.
What's your favorite type of music?
Anything anyone wants to sing to me? Hell, I dunno.
Favorite food?
Wine. And cottage pie. And cheese too I suppose, and fresh bread hot off the oven…Favorite Holiday?
Midwinter I guess. Never thought about it much.
What's your opinion on Love and Marriage?
It's all fun and games until someone loses a heart. Or a life. Whatever.
How did you lose your virginity?
It was a sort of introduction into the group I joined. It wasn't too bad, as far as whores go. I think I was thirteen… Who cares.
What are your driving forces?
Damned if I know.
What's your ideal man or woman?
I get a choice? All right, all right. Hmm… I guess… they'd have to accept me for who I am, without trying to change me. They'd… ugh this is embarrassing. They'd have to be more… dominant, I guess. They'd probably have to be more calm and controlled than I am too… Hell, that last part sounds like Brynn. Havens help me…
What are you ashamed of?
Myself. My past. Anything to do with those two.
What are you proud of?
The fact that I was the best assassin they had? No… That can't really count, can it? Um… I dunno. The fact that I haven't entirely broken down yet?
What's your favorite memory?
That one time with Carlen, we went down to the river and had a blast. She brought a lunch and we rode whenever we weren't swimming or eating… That whole day was pretty much the best day of my life. I guess I was about thirteen then.
What's your least favorite memory?
Anything after Carlen died. Life pretty much sucked from then on. I still miss her…When was the last time you cried?
When I was told about Carlen's death. I couldn't bring myself to go to her funeral, but I couldn't cry anymore. I think I lost the ability somehow…
What would you do over?
I'd take back that thing I said to Brynn about not wanting the lifebond. It was pretty dirty of me I guess. I didn't really mean it anyway…
Do you have a secret? Why is it a secret?
I have lots of secrets, but why the hell should I tell you?What do you regret?
The fact that I still haven't killed my father. Old dreams die hard I guess…Do you have enemies? Why?
Hell yeah. I killed people for a living. It wasn't a good living, but still. I'd be more worried if I didn't have any enemies.
What's your best char trait?
Er… I'm really different? How the hell should I know? I try not to ay too much attention to myself, so why should I start now?
Who influenced you most?
Carlen. Absolutely, definitely, positively.
Where are you vulnerable?
What are you planning to do with this information anyway? ~raises eyebrow~ Like I'm going to tell you. Yea right.
What do you remember most about your childhood?
Being unhappy. Never being able to find my mother. Carlen waiting for me down in the kitchens so my father wouldn't know I spent the majority of my time with a farmer's brat.
What's your life motto?
I bite back.
What attracts you most to the person you're attracted to?
His eyes. Definitely his eyes. They pull you in and suck you down until you don't want to be rescued anymore. And I guess his smile's nice too. And he has great hands – but don't tell him I said that. I don't think he wants me to know that yet. ~grins~
What are your ambitions?
To survive, I guess… haven't thought about it.
What are your values?
Keeping your word, and… some other stuff…What are your short-term goals?
I suppose to get on more friendly terms with Brynn. We can't dislike each other forever… I hope…
What are your long-term goals?
Er… To be happy? Who gives a damn anyway?
What's your sexual preference?
~shrugs~ I would say girls but, feh, who knows now. I'm willing to give everything a go.
Do you have any siblings? And if so, how old are they and what are their names?
One younger brother. I don't know how old he'd be now, because I left before I could bother with him too much. I think his name was Kinayl. My parents are freaks, I know.
What do you enjoy doing?
Horse riding. Killing. Strangely enough though, it isn't the killing I like so much as the blood. If there were a way to make things bleed without killing them, I'd rather do that instead, but… eh. I'll take what I can get.
Do you have a significant other?
Yes.
What is your significant other like?
He's really really confusing. I don't think I understand him at all, but at least he doesn't understand me either, hmm? He seems nice though. Almost the kind of guy Carlen would like most of the time – concerned, shy, quiet, thoughtful, etc etc… Not that I'd let her see him.
What did you think of Brynn when you first met him?
I thought he was a jerk. But that was probably because I knew he wanted to kill me. Call it self-defense. Then I thought that maybe he had a reason for being angry.
Other than that, my original thought must have been 'Wow.' Lords above, that's disturbing.
When did you realize you were shaych?
I knew I was shaych when Brynn kissed me that first time (after I told him to, mind you. I wouldn't have minded if he had taken the initiative.)
