A/N: ok, here is the much awaited chapter 5!!!! Just kidding. I just came from vacation so this might be a little crazy or stupid… I'm listening to the ketchup song now!!! Argh… kind of tired of it… ONE MORE THING…

Thanks list at the bottom. READ The Yeah Right Notebook by Yochanan… (Me, yochanan and desert mist made it… its harry potter humor mixed with other stuff). Sorry if I don't put classes and Raoul teaching Alanna stuff coz I'm too lazy to think of stuff like that… and I know the Goddess wouldn't say stuff like that… just want humor in it…

Chapter 5- Alanna and the Goddess

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As Raoul left, Alanna stood there looking dumbfounded. Wondering what to do with herself, she went back to her room and started banging her head on the wall.

"Why (ow) why (ow) why (ow) did (ow) this (ow) have (ow) to (ow) happen (ow) to (ow) me (ow)!!" Alanna said while banging her head on the wall.

"because it is your fate." A voice said behind her.

* that voice sounds oddly familiar * Alanna thought.

Alanna whirled around and started to say "who are-" and stopped when she saw the Great Mother Goddess.

"why is it my fate?" Alanna asked.

"because it is you knucklehead!! But no really. Its your fate because sooner or later you will realize that you need to learn how to love someone because you wouldn't want to be alone in this promiscuous world." The Goddess said in reply.

"so you mean I must learn to love Raoul?" Alanna asked bewildered.

"it does not have to be him. Your fate is to learn to love! How dense have you become? You lose your brain cells when you hit your head you know but I didn't think you'd lose that much! That's partly the reason I came here, to stop you from banging your head on the wall." The Goddess said irritably.

"well come to think of it, I have a really big bump on my head. Oh well. What happened to Faithful? He has gone of somewhere for a few days now and I haven't seen him since." Alanna said while feeling the bump on her head.

"I cannot tell you anymore, my daughter. Just remember to learn to love. I must go now. Do not disappoint me my daughter, do not disappoint me." the Goddess said as she disappeared in silvery smoke? Mist? Alanna couldn't tell.

The next day as Alanna was practicing with her sword, lightning, Faithful appeared beside her.

"Faithful, where have you been?" Alanna screamed in delight.

Everyone in the practice court looked at her. She said "I mean, Faithful, where have you been?" (she said in a deeper voice.)

"I've been solving your problem for you." Faithful said sounding as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"what problem? I don't have a problem!!!" Alanna said.

"let me see… Raoul remember! Gosh, the Goddess was right, you lost so much brain cells!" Faithful said angrily.

"ok, ok! Don't get mad… " Alanna said starting to feel dejected.

"how have you solved my problem?" she asked.

"oh, I just found a girl for him. The problem is someone else likes her so you have to do something t help him like another girl." Faithful said

"who is it, who is it? Have I met this couple?" Alanna asked in a rush.

"NO! YOU HAVEN'T MET THEM YET!" Faithful said coldly.

"you don't have to start treating me like I'm stupid because I'm not stupid!" Alanna said starting to feel bad.

"well excuse me, how come you're acting like you are stupid?" Faithful said in reply.

"oh just shut up you prissy animal!" Alanna said as she walked away form him.

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1 WEEK LATER….

Alanna saw Jon and a girl kissing in a corner. Feeling quite jealous (and she didn't know why.) she said "AHEM!"

Jon stopped kissing the girl and looked up at her.

"oh Alanna, uh what are you doing here?" Jon hissed.

"nothing really, just going to the king to tell him what you're doing right now…" she said with a wicked smile.

"oh Alanna please don't!! my father might kill me…" Jon said in a pleading tone.

"don't worry Jon, I was just kidding." Alanna said as she started to giggle.

"oh, Alanna this is Raine, Raine this is Alanna." Jon said.

Alanna looked Raine up and down. The girl had reddish brown hair with green eyes and a beautiful body. She was wearing a silvery blue dress that fit her body perfectly. (Sorry I'm not good at describing stuff.)

"um Alanna could you go now?" Jon said breaking the silence.

And Alanna walked away from them slightly miffed.

THE NEXT DAY…

Alanna was enjoying George's company in the Dancing Dove when a couple came in.

They were Bone and Oriana (But Alanna didn't know their names yet…).

George said "excuse me for a while Alanna." As he went over to them.

Bone was looking around the Dancing Dove and spotted a pretty girl with red hair and purple eyes in the corner. She was wearing a light purple dress that accented her eyes and moved on its own when she made the tiniest movement. It showed of the curves of her body that any girl would kill for.

"well hello and welcome Bone and Oriana!" George said in a friendly welcome.

"hey George, who is that girl on the corner over there?" Bone whispered into his ear.

"oh that's my friend, Alanna." George said as he looked at her.

"just a friend George?" Bone said with a smile.

"yes, yes. Besides I have Joann remember?" George said.

"oh ya. Will you entertain Oriana while I go meet this girl?" Bone said.

"um ok." George said as he started to talk to Oriana about gods know what.

When George went over to his friends, Alanna noticed the boy with black hair and gray eyes.

* I wonder who that is.. * she thought to herself.

Next thing she knew the boy started heading towards her…

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A/N: bwahahaha! I don't think that's much of a cliffie but who cares. Sorry if there's a lot of conversation. Raine is Jon's girlfriend and Joann is George's girlfriend. Oriana and Bone aren't really an item, they're just best friends.

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