Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! It's the last chapter of this story!!!! *sob* oh well, thanks to almighty sleepy one, achi, Daiam/Dain, Tinkey Winkey, Angel Tearz, CopperCurls, Rowana Silvakisma, and Cherry-Alanna

Chapter 15: A Jolly Good Ending

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As the palace prepared for the numerous weddings (all being celebrated together), George and Joann already went there separate ways. Joann skipping to Scanra (can't believe she'd skip all the way there! I mean, take a horse for Mithros' sake!)to see the one she loved, and George going to his house.

"MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" George screamed as he entered his house, banging the door behind him. "Can you believe what Joann did to me?!!? She refused my proposal!!! I can't believe it! She said she was in love with somebody else!!"

"But I thought that you were also in love with someone else." His mother said calmly.

"Ya, but she was supposed to say yes! I mean who could refuse a proposal to be my wife? Look at me! I am handsome, tall, muscular, did I mention handsome—"

"Yes, you did dear." His mom said.

"Don't interrupt me!!!" George whined, stamping his foot on the floor as well as clenching his fists on his sides.

"Well stop being such a whiney baby!!" His mother screamed at him, losing her cool.

"Stop screaming at me! you're supposed to be giving me moral support!!! *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!*"

"Aaaaargh!!!" his mother said, stomping out of the house.

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"Won't anyone love me?" Thom pouted.

"No, you stupid b***h!!" someone shouted.

"I am NOT a stupid b***h!!! I mean whoever thought of a word b-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-h? you're the stupid one!!!" Thom shouted back.

"Whatever!! Ass then!" that someone shouted.

"Sheesh. Doesn't know what he's talking about." Thom muttered under his—no her—breath.

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"I never thought there would be a number of weddings taking place all over Tortall." Myles said scratching his head.

"You mean ever since Jonathan proposed to Alanna, everyone else started proposing and getting married? What a phenomenon!" King Roald said.

"Ya, I know!" Myles agreed. "Roald! What's happening?"

"I—I don't know! I feel like I'm tearing apart!!" the king said while clutching his side.

The king started to disintegrate and Myles stood there awestruck. Finally, after 15 seconds, Myles started shouting "Guards, guards! Get someone with the gift, quick!"

"What's all the commotion a—" Jonathan started to say when he came running in with Alanna behind him.

"Oh my, the King!!" Alanna said.

*pop*

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roger screamed with laughter.

"So it's all your doing!!! Oh, I am going to get—" Jonathan started to say as he tried to hit Roger but was not moving at all.

"Jon, Jon, Jon. You should know better than to try and hurt me! I'm the greatest sorcerer alive!!" Roger said.

"That's it! Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon" Alanna said.

"What's it? What? Tell me you insolent fool!" Roger said.

"Hey wait! How did you become a guy again??" Jon said as he tried to distract Roger because he remembered that if Alanna said who the person she loved was, the Godess would come.

"Well, it's a very long story. You see, I had to search far and wide to find the spell to change me back. When I reached Carthak, I sought out this mage who was said to know the spell, although he wouldn't give it to me, I convinced him by my, er, femininity." Roger said as he blushed.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Duke Roger of Conte'. What a coincidence you fessed up when I was here. Wouldn't it be good that you would BURN to death?" The Godess said.

"Well, er, hehe, I was just kidd— AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M BURNING!!!!!!!!" Roger said as he disappeared into a burst of flame.

"Uh, can someone help me out now?" King Roald whispered.

"Oh, ya, right. Uh, hold on a minute." The Godess said. She started waving her hands in a very weird way. Too weird to describe.

"Ah, that feels so much better. Thank you. I thought I was going to die there." King Roald said bowing. "Now let's get on with the wedding ceremonies!!"

"Er, father, they're not until next week." Jonathan said.

"So what? Let's have them tomorrow. Tell everyone working up the dresses, and all that other stuff, that they'll receive double pay if they can do it by tomorrow! All on me!!" He said clapping his hands.

And so, everyone wed and lived happily ever after.

The End!

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It's over. Not that great. It was a spur of the moment thing. Now I've got to do my homework. Goodbye! Thanks list on the next page!