A/N: For those of you who may not get it, here's a bit of an explanation...In "Crimson Binome", Bob tries to intimidate a pirate by saying, "I'm a guardian. I know everything." In a later episode, the Mainframe Strolling Players re-enact this scene, but the "Bob" binome messes up the line by replacing "guardian" with "gardener". This ficlet is a silly little play on that, and there's the joke. Do what you will with it.
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