A/N: Here's a second joke type...thing that came to me while watching "the Tiff". I think that this may become a bit of a collection of ReBoot jokes. This is further proof that I should never be let near a pun. :)





It was another beautiful second in Mainframe, and Hexadecimal was feeling mischievous. Gazing into her mirror, she called up an image of Bob. He was in his garage working on his car, and Hex watched him lift the hood, stick Glitch in his back pocket out of the way, and reach into the engine.

She thought to herself; what would cause a nice little bit of confusion and chaos? Her mask changed to an excited expression as an idea came to her. She snapped her fingers, and Bob suddenly found himself suspended in midair, high above Mainframe. Hex snapped her fingers again, and he began to fall. After a few seconds of initial shock, Bob screamed, "Glitch- anything!" Glitch, who was still in Bob's back pocket, expanded into helicopter blades, with Bob hanging limply with his arms and legs downwards. Binomes gazed in wonder at the sight of a Guardian hovering above them by helicopter blades, which appeared to be attached to his bitmap.

Over at the Diner, Enzo saw the peculiar scene out the window. He turned to his sister. "What in the Net is Bob doing, Dot?"

Dot squinted her eyes and sighed. "It appears," she said, "that he is flying by the seat of his pants."