-Yorda- By Julie Danskin

Chapter 6 - Intermission -



JUST TO LET YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS CHAPTER, TIS KINDA LIKE ABOUT ME!

Hello little Yorda-followers! Well, I suppose this IS an ICO section, but who really supports the little horny guy? He's a bit frisky for my liking, but he does kick ass rather well.oops that's me! (flutters eyelashes and giggles like a trendy mirthfully) Heehee.

Just a wee note to say..

REVIEW THIS STORY! REVIEW IT LIKE A FISH!

Hee hee.

Only if you are Rozzie or Laurie will you understand the Like a Fish thing. Long story, guys.

Then there's my story.

I'd just like to take this wee chapter thing to tell you a bit about myself.

I was born in Ninewells Hospital in Dundee named Julie Sarah Danskin, and started off living there, when I moved out I lived in my Grandma and Granda's house until our cottage was finished. When it was, the under- moneyed couple that were my parental units and myself moved into the cottage in the middle of a farm.

I grew up wearing little country dresses, my absolutely mad red hair going all around the place, getting pulled out when I attempted to climb on the haystacks, getting scars on my arms on running through the tiny wood that ran through my back garden.

One of my projects was to build a little dam across the tinsie little burn that ran along the wood. I remember once trying to follow it to see where it went. I can't actually remember where I got up to.

When my little brother and sister were born, the cottage became to small, and we had to move sadly. We rented my dad's partner in business' house for a while then moved into the house I'm typing this bio from.

I currently attend Monifieth High School, which is basically next door to my house, although I live in Dundee, not Angus (this will confuse many, you have to live in Tayside to understand the ways of it-even I have trouble!).

I've always written stuff since I learnt to write, and have always loved to. I recently transformed from a Tomboy into Mosher, which is actually quite a big jump. Still, I'm cool with it.

I live with my Dad, Mum, little brother Peter and little sister Joanna, a hamster, a scarily huge rabbit I think may secretly be a hare, and a crazed feline which enjoys clawing at paper sticks out of slight holes in boxes (while he's in the box of course!).

I think you're a bit bored now.

Oh well.

Ha-ha!

You know what I just found out???????

Well I'm not telling you.

Ha-ha.

Ask Rozzie.

No, don't.

I am now confused.

Ok, go now.

You can read the next chapter whenever it's up.

Bet you can't believe this story was written by a loony, huh?

Well, that'll learn ya!

Mwu-ha-ha-a-ha-ha *choke, splutter*

Okie Dokie!

As my little chum Yorda would say,

"Allowi Yass!"

Peace out,

Toastie (Jules)

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