Yep, I have decided to take it upon myself to write this ever dramatic fic, which isn't really dramatic but I'll just say it is. My reasoning is that I don't have a reason... that would take too much thought which requires brain cells... something I don't have. So, to make things short, I don't own anything at all, otherwise I wouldn't be here writing, and instead be spending my huge pay check on a trip to Hawaii or the Bahamas. Anywho, read, review, and floss often.

Ryou ran through the streets of Domino city crying, his clothes ripped and beginning to fall off of his tattered body. He couldn't believe that THAT had happened to him. Tears streamed down his face as he recalled what had just occurred...

Flash back...

Ryou walked into Jounouchi's apartment, which really doesn't make sense since Jounouchi's a minor and isn't legally allowed to even have an apartment, but we'll just ignore that for right now. As he walked into the living room, he saw an enraged Jounouchi coming towards him.

"How could you?!" He screamed angrily, throwing a vase at him (emphasizing anger here).

"What did I do?" Ryou asked in a timid voice, not really sure what was pissing his boyfriend off.

"You've been cheating on me... with Honda!!!"

"WHAT?! No I haven't!"

"Yeah you are! I saw you two alone together... TALKING!!!" Jounouchi threw some more stuff at him, obviously not really having anything more to back up his accusation.

Ryou fell to the floor shaking. "But you talk alone with people all the time!"

"Well... that's different! I'm a jealous boyfriend who over reacts for simple reasons in order to add angst to the story plot," Jounouchi nodded in agreement to his own words. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm supposed to angrily rape you at this time, adding to the drama effect, even though it's totally against my character, but that's just how things go."

"Wait! Aren't you supposed to smack me to the floor first?"

"Huh? Oh yeah! Could you stand up real fast?"

"Sure." Ryou stood up, and was quickly smacked back down to the floor by the ever pissed Jounouchi.

"Okay, NOW I'm going to rape you to show my ever growing rage!" Jounouchi said as he came down upon the soon to be victimized Ryou.

End flash back

Ryou couldn't keep himself from crying, knowing what the love of life had just done to him. He was so terribly saddened that it didn't even occur to him how stupid his boyfriend was, considering he had only just let him leave after raping him, not even thinking that he might get his ass hauled off by the cops and butt raped everyday by the other prison dwellers. Of course, Ryou was as stupid as his boyfriend, because instead of going to the authorities, he just simply kept running like an imbecile, and just so happened to run into the arms of the person in question, Honda.

"Ryou, are you okay?" Honda asked, somehow looking past the fact that Ryou clothes were ripped and practically falling off.

"Honda, it's awful," Ryou cried, "It's Jounouchi! He raped me!"

"Noway!!! Why would Jounouchi do that?!" Honda asked angrily. "It's totally against his character, not to mention the fact that you guys barely even talk to each other during the series, making it less than possible of you two becoming a couple to begin with!"

"I know!" Ryou buried his head into Honda's chest hoping for some type of comfort.

"Hey, why don't you come over to my place so we can talk, which will result in sex even though I'm normally too straight for my own good , which is totally obvious, but I'll make an exception just for you!" Honda smiled at him reassuringly.

"Oh, okay, I'd like that," Ryou smiled back at him. Sure, most rape victims would probably not feel to happy with Honda's words since practically none of them get into a relationship for a very long time after such an incident, much less get it on, but Ryou was a VERY fast healer, and most lemon/angst writers are horny bastards, so they need their favorite characters to screw like weasels in heat in order to get a hard on, and you can guess the rest.

Ryou went home with Honda, they talked about Ryou's problem, fucked like rabbits, and then fell asleep. The next day Honda woke up really mad because of what had happened to his little sugar muffin, so he went down to Jounouchi's house to kick his butt. Sure, Ryou would still be raped, Jounouchi would heal and go on about his business, and the cops would still not have a clue on what had happened, but it would make Honda feel better so he went and did that. Jounouchi was sitting on his couch, feeling totally bad about what had happened, and decided to try to be a pity case in hopes of mosying on out of his inevitable ass whooping.

"Honda, it's awful! I raped Ryou! I don't know why, I was just so filled with rage and hatred towards you because you two were talking and I got jealous because I wanted my boyfriend to be a loner with no life and have everything he does revolve around me!" Jounouchi buried his face into his hands.

Honda put his hand onto Jounouchi's shoulder. "There there Jou, it's gonna be okay. I'm sure that Ryou will forgive you eventually... maybe... Don't worry, I'll be here for you as a shoulder to cry on."

"Thanks man."

"You're still gonna get your butt kicked, you know."

"Oh... what about some random sex instead?"

"That works too."

Honda and Jounouchi then went, hit the sheets, and Honda got back home at a later time. He now felt bad because he had just cheated on his new boyfriend, who technically wasn't his boyfriend, but more or less his one night stand friend, but he felt bad, none the less.

Ryou, seeing that his love bunny was now back, jumped into Honda's arms, had a quick make out session, and then decided to ask where he had been.

"You've been gone all day. What's wrong?"

"Well, you see, I'm gonna have to tell you about how I did indecent things with your boyfriend/rapist, but before I do that, how about some more sex?"

"Okay! Can never have enough sex you know!"

After another horny session, Honda then broke the news about Jounouchi and him. Ryou then felt so betrayed.

"I can't believe you! I trusted you!" Ryou cried as he clutched himself feeling terribly used. "First you sleep with me, only to tell me you've been sleeping with my boyfriend!"

"But I kind of did tell you before, but then offered the bed session, which you agreed to."

"So?! I'm supposed to be the victim! Stop trying to make me sound so stupid!"

"I don't see the point of that. You seem to be doing fine on your own."

"How can you treat me like this?! I cared about you! I thought you felt the same, but I was wrong! All I am is some object of your lustful desires!"

"No..." Honda said, not too convincingly. Ryou then threw on his clothes and ran outside to the park. There Jounouchi stood, looking like he was about to commit suicide, even though he didn't have a weapon, poison, or any sort of pills that could kill him, but he still LOOKED like it, so therefore he was. Ryou decided to stop him from making this stupid decision.

"Jounouchi, don't do it! Suicide is not the answer! I forgive you for raping me, boinking my comforter, and not calling to see if I was alright because I love you! Sure, it took sleeping around, masturbating, and reading a few dirty magazines, but I know now!"

"Okay, I won't kill myself with... air(?)... because you told me to. I'm sorry for doing bad things because I was wrong. Now lets make up and have an ending sex scene which will ensure the reader that we're going to stay together forever."

Ryou and Jounouchi then had there dirty scene which has been edited out since I don't write that crap... just heavily insinuate it. They then got married, had kids (don't ask), grew old, and stayed together forever and ever and friggin ever.

THE END