This is my first attempt at a humor fic so please reply!
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(All the dibbuns are lounging around the pond)
Arven: I be's bored.
Bagg: I too.
Rollo: I three.
Bungo: Hurr, oi fore.
Dumble: So, wut us'ns gonna do, eh?
The Big Booming Voice: How would you dibbuns like to go in space?
All the Dibbuns: ?????
The Big Booming Voice: I repeat, would you dibbuns like to go in space?"
Dwopple: (loads his sling)
The Big Booming Voice: Hey, I can see you!
Dwopple: (hides sling innocently behind back) Me not doin' nuffin'!
The Big Booming Voice: Do not lie, insolent rip. Even if you tried using your sling on me, it wouldn't work. Nyah, so there!
Mousebabe: (nods sagely) Ah, 'e be's in space!
Furrtil: (climbs on top of a rock, talking at the sky) Hurr, is it noice oop in space, zurr?"
The Big Booming Voice: (tone sounds more cheerful) Oh yes, I love it up here. You should come up here sometime.
Gonflet: Huddle! (dibbuns go into a huddle) So, should we goes uppin space?
Furrtil: Soun's fun!
Dwopple: Me no wanna go! Space soun's scary!
Runn: Ah, shut up Dwopple. I says we goes in space!
Bungo: Hurr, oi does too!
Chugger: (breaks from the huddle and stands on the rock) 'kay, mista, we all decided now. We wanna go in space! But Dwopple hafta stay here cuz he don' wanna go.
Dwopple: (stamps his paw and whirls his sling, aiming and loosing off a stone towards Chugger)
Chugger: (is hit by the pebble and falls into pond) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The Big Booming Voice: Okay now, first you must build a space ship.
Dibbuns: ???
The Big Booming Voice: Go and get some tools, and build a SPACE SHIP!
Dibbuns except Dwopple: (squeak and run around, looking for tools to build a space ship with)
The Big Booming Voice: That's better.
Dwopple: (folds his paws) Hmph! Me no wanna build a space ship.
The Big Booming Voice: Oh yes you will.
Dwopple: (sticks out his toungue) No I won'!
The Big Booming Voice: Oh yes you will.
Dwopple: No I won'!
The Big Booming Voice: Yes!
Dwopple: No!
The Big Booming Voice: Yes!
Dwopple: No!
The Big Booming Voice: (groans dejectedly) ARG! You leave me no choice. (a lightning bolt strikes Dwopple. A big cloud of smoke appears, and when the smoke clears, the dibbuns see… Dwopple. He looks the same, except that now he's mouthless)
Dwopple: (looks angry and stomps his foot) MMMMHMMMM MM MMMMM!!!!
The Big Booming Voice: Ah, that's much better. Forget about the space ship, here. (something falls from a cloud)
Skittles: (jumps and grabs it) What izzit?
The Big Booming Voice: It's an envelope. Inside are airplane tickets to Florida.
Chugger: Fwrorida?
The Big Booming Voice: Duh? Florida? Flori-duh? You know, that place where they can't even read or write a proper ballot?*
Dibbuns except Dwopple: What's a balit?
The Big Booming Voice: Ah, never mind, anyway, just go to the airport, gate Z00, and your flight leaves at noon. Good luck! See you in Florida! (goes away to make himself a pina colada)
Gonflet: Wet's go t'da airport! (all the dibbuns leave Redwall, heading towards the airport)
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PLEASE REPLY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!
*You may think I'm insulting people who live in Florida, but keep in mind that I have lived in Florida all my life! And no, I DO NOT live in that county where the ballot mess went on.
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(All the dibbuns are lounging around the pond)
Arven: I be's bored.
Bagg: I too.
Rollo: I three.
Bungo: Hurr, oi fore.
Dumble: So, wut us'ns gonna do, eh?
The Big Booming Voice: How would you dibbuns like to go in space?
All the Dibbuns: ?????
The Big Booming Voice: I repeat, would you dibbuns like to go in space?"
Dwopple: (loads his sling)
The Big Booming Voice: Hey, I can see you!
Dwopple: (hides sling innocently behind back) Me not doin' nuffin'!
The Big Booming Voice: Do not lie, insolent rip. Even if you tried using your sling on me, it wouldn't work. Nyah, so there!
Mousebabe: (nods sagely) Ah, 'e be's in space!
Furrtil: (climbs on top of a rock, talking at the sky) Hurr, is it noice oop in space, zurr?"
The Big Booming Voice: (tone sounds more cheerful) Oh yes, I love it up here. You should come up here sometime.
Gonflet: Huddle! (dibbuns go into a huddle) So, should we goes uppin space?
Furrtil: Soun's fun!
Dwopple: Me no wanna go! Space soun's scary!
Runn: Ah, shut up Dwopple. I says we goes in space!
Bungo: Hurr, oi does too!
Chugger: (breaks from the huddle and stands on the rock) 'kay, mista, we all decided now. We wanna go in space! But Dwopple hafta stay here cuz he don' wanna go.
Dwopple: (stamps his paw and whirls his sling, aiming and loosing off a stone towards Chugger)
Chugger: (is hit by the pebble and falls into pond) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The Big Booming Voice: Okay now, first you must build a space ship.
Dibbuns: ???
The Big Booming Voice: Go and get some tools, and build a SPACE SHIP!
Dibbuns except Dwopple: (squeak and run around, looking for tools to build a space ship with)
The Big Booming Voice: That's better.
Dwopple: (folds his paws) Hmph! Me no wanna build a space ship.
The Big Booming Voice: Oh yes you will.
Dwopple: (sticks out his toungue) No I won'!
The Big Booming Voice: Oh yes you will.
Dwopple: No I won'!
The Big Booming Voice: Yes!
Dwopple: No!
The Big Booming Voice: Yes!
Dwopple: No!
The Big Booming Voice: (groans dejectedly) ARG! You leave me no choice. (a lightning bolt strikes Dwopple. A big cloud of smoke appears, and when the smoke clears, the dibbuns see… Dwopple. He looks the same, except that now he's mouthless)
Dwopple: (looks angry and stomps his foot) MMMMHMMMM MM MMMMM!!!!
The Big Booming Voice: Ah, that's much better. Forget about the space ship, here. (something falls from a cloud)
Skittles: (jumps and grabs it) What izzit?
The Big Booming Voice: It's an envelope. Inside are airplane tickets to Florida.
Chugger: Fwrorida?
The Big Booming Voice: Duh? Florida? Flori-duh? You know, that place where they can't even read or write a proper ballot?*
Dibbuns except Dwopple: What's a balit?
The Big Booming Voice: Ah, never mind, anyway, just go to the airport, gate Z00, and your flight leaves at noon. Good luck! See you in Florida! (goes away to make himself a pina colada)
Gonflet: Wet's go t'da airport! (all the dibbuns leave Redwall, heading towards the airport)
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PLEASE REPLY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!
*You may think I'm insulting people who live in Florida, but keep in mind that I have lived in Florida all my life! And no, I DO NOT live in that county where the ballot mess went on.